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Blockhead · « **Reply #150 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:59:46 PM »

he was saying what most skinnyfat bar body TOOLS say to guys like us..."I can kick your ass...I dont care how much muscle you have I can take you..."

Stuff like that.

I would have used "Big Negroe" or "Huge guy".

Pazuzu · « **Reply #151 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:13:13 PM »

The guy was repeating to Ronnie how 'huge' he was, and Ronnie was trying to ignore him while he played Texas Hold 'em. Then the guy grabbed Ronnie to feel his muscles, which was not acceptable. You don't touch anybody like that. Then the guy did say something to the effect that he could kick Ronnie's ass. Ronnie diffused the situation by laughing at the guy and agreeing with him, rather than get in a fight and wind up getting sued.

Blockhead · « **Reply #152 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:23:55 PM »

Thats exactly why I never ever go to bars or out in public like that where alcohol is present with lots of people.

I'm no Ronnie but I get my share of comments and/or challenges.

Coleman did the right thing. There will always be knuckleheads like that...alcohol makes people asinine here's a story...

Back in 1999 here in Chicago...a buddy of mine owns a bar on the southside called 'Cork&Kerry's'...back then WCW Wrestling was at tis pinnacle and it just so happen that WCW was in town for Monday Nitro and it was the Saturday before and it just so happen again that Ric Flair came in the bar. Flair came in with his wife at the time...and of course...the bar was all 'WOOO-ing" to him...getting a quick autograph, people politely talked to him...shook his hand but one asshole who was drunk, beligerent and felt tough enough to pick a fight with him. Story goes...he got in Rics face telling him what he does is fake and how he could kick his ass etc...Ric stood up and warned him to back off the guy got closer and put his finger in Rics chest and started poking it making more threats...my buddy said it was right out the movie '3 OClock High'...Flair grabbed his finger snapped it forward...broke it and landed a right so hard in the assholes nose that broke to blood flew across the bar and the dude was out cold with a face full of blood. The bar cheered and "WOOO-ed" him and applauded...Ric grabbed his wife...threw 2-$100 bills on the counter and said he was sorry drinks on the house and quickly got out of there.

Still though...I would have said "Huge N---a".

Anal Iceman Lubeth · « **Reply #153 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 02:54:35 PM

I thought it sounded better than 'big black guy.'

Do you use race identifiers when describing all people, or just those different from you?

In your articles about Cutler or Cunter, do you point out that they are white?

sarcasm · « **Reply #154 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 03:13:13 PM

The guy was repeating to Ronnie how 'huge' he was, and Ronnie was trying to ignore him while he played Texas Hold 'em. Then the guy grabbed Ronnie to feel his muscles, which was not acceptable. You don't touch anybody like that. Then the guy did say something to the effect that he could kick Ronnie's ass. Ronnie diffused the situation by laughing at the guy and agreeing with him, rather than get in a fight and wind up getting sued.

hahahaha, what a drunk fool, Ronnie was well within his rights to knock him out if the guy touched him, plus there would have been many witnesses.

Blockhead · « **Reply #155 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:32:07 PM »

Quote from: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 03:26:52 PM

Do you use race identifiers when describing all people, or just those different from you?

In your articles about Cutler or Cunter, do you point out that they are white?

We usually describe Cutler as 'boring, Jaw Cutler, Mr. Monotone"...I dont know who Cunter is though...is he a negroe?

Pazuzu · « **Reply #156 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:38:06 PM »

Getting into fights in this country is a dangerous proposition these days in the USA. People will sue you for anything, and it's common knowledge that it's usually much easier and cheaper to 'settle out of court' rather than go through a lengthy legal process and pay a lawyer thousands and thousands of dollars to represent you. So beating someone's ass can be very expensive unless you are able to get away and not be identified.

sarcasm · « **Reply #157 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:40:37 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 03:38:06 PM

Getting into fights in this country is a dangerous proposition these days in the USA. People will sue you for anything, and it's common knowledge that it's usually much easier and cheaper to 'settle out of court' rather than go through a lengthy legal process and pay a lawyer thousands and thousands of dollars to represent you. So beating someone's ass can be very expensive unless you are able to get away and not be identified.

hey Ron was it you who told that story about the tall redneck in the elevator in Vegas who started freaking out but then calmed down when Claude Groulx said or did something?

Anal Iceman Lubeth · « **Reply #158 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:41:56 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 03:38:06 PM

Getting into fights in this country is a dangerous proposition these days in the USA. People will sue you for anything, and it's common knowledge that it's usually much easier and cheaper to 'settle out of court' rather than go through a lengthy legal process and pay a lawyer thousands and thousands of dollars to represent you. So beating someone's ass can be very expensive unless you are able to get away and not be identified.

ok so your a lawyer, ok thats cool.

tell us why you have to point out that ronnie's black. do you point out that pavol is a czech? do you point out that vic is hispanic? why would you feel the need to point out someone's blackness?

And if i ever meet you at a show and you call me 'brother', i promise you'll be typing your next column with one eye swelled shut

sarcasm · « **Reply #159 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:43:32 PM »

Quote from: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 03:41:56 PM

ok so your a lawyer, ok thats cool.

tell us why you have to point out that ronnie's black. do you point out that pavol is a czech? do you point out that vic is hispanic? why would you feel the need to point out someone's blackness?

And if i ever meet you at a show and you call me 'brother', i promise you'll be typing your next column with one eye swelled shut

ok internet badass.

Ron hardly seems like a pussy himself, i'm sure he can handle himself against a quarter rep with 8 plates on the leg press sissy like you.

Blockhead · « **Reply #160 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:44:04 PM »

I would call you DAWG...or HOMEY...or G.

Blockhead · « **Reply #161 on:** August 26, 2006, 03:46:32 PM »

Quote from: Anal Iceman Lubeth on August 26, 2006, 03:41:56 PM

ok so your a lawyer, ok thats cool.

tell us why you have to point out that ronnie's black. do you point out that pavol is a czech? do you point out that vic is hispanic? why would you feel the need to point out someone's blackness?

And if i ever meet you at a show and you call me 'brother', i promise you'll be typing your next column with one eye swelled shut

It also depends on what colors you have on that particular day...if you were wearing blue I'd say 'Ay...Ay...wut up, CRIP...watcha u be kickin it at youknowwhatImsayin?" If you wore red I'd say..."Ay...Ay BLOOD watcha u be kickin it at youknowwhatImsayin?"

I'm very fluent in YOUR language.

Pazuzu · « **Reply #162 on:** August 26, 2006, 04:02:10 PM »

Actually, if you had been reading the training stuff I have done over the last 14 years (damn it's been a long time I've been at this), I do always mention the ethnicity and/or nationality of the bodybuilder, whether they are German, Vietnamese, Czech, Dominican, Spanish, Cuban, French, Canadian, whatever. It's part of who they are and sets them apart from the other guys. Otherwise, these guys could easily start to seem like clones - cover the heads in a photo and a lot of times it's hard to tell who's who.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #163 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Steve Blechman on August 23, 2006, 07:32:21 AM

The next big thing is a new gunslinger who just rode into town. He's a 24-year-old kid from Connecticut named Evan Centopani. Evan is two for two is his competitive career, winning the Atlantic States and then the Junior Nationals this year. So far, he's batting 1,000 and as he prepares for the Nationals in November, I'm predicting he's going to be the new super heavyweight champ!

Good prediction, Mr Blechman!

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #164 on:** May 28, 2008, 06:12:58 PM »

Holy two-year-old threads, Batman!

Blockhead · « **Reply #165 on:** May 28, 2008, 08:41:36 PM »

LOL! What a great thread. Old school. It brought me back. I noticed 'Cara from MD' was logged on here recently.

Bast000 · « **Reply #166 on:** May 28, 2008, 08:49:46 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 26, 2006, 03:23:55 PM

Thats exactly why I never ever go to bars or out in public like that where alcohol is present with lots of people.

where do you meet chicks at?

Blockhead · « **Reply #167 on:** May 28, 2008, 08:53:16 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on May 28, 2008, 08:49:46 PM

where do you meet chicks at?

You're going way back, BASTucci.

On Facebook, MySpace and in chat rooms, you big silly pasta noodle! Where els?

Fury · « **Reply #168 on:** May 28, 2008, 08:54:12 PM »

Blockhead pulsates a light beam off his chrome dome, inducing seizures in prospective females, leaving him to do his business and disappear into the darkness.

Blockhead · « **Reply #169 on:** May 28, 2008, 08:56:17 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on May 28, 2008, 08:54:12 PM

Blockhead pulsates a light beam off his chrome dome, inducing seizures in prospective females, leaving him to do his business and disappear into the darkness.

BASTARD! Don't post that shit here! You know how many bitches read this? Damnit! I had them all convinced they're epileptic. I even got half of them on tegretol.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #170 on:** May 28, 2008, 09:12:17 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on May 28, 2008, 08:41:36 PM

I noticed 'Cara from MD' was logged on here recently.

Blechmon has her check to see if we're questioning his sexuality again so he can call Ron and complain.

calfzilla · « **Reply #171 on:** May 28, 2008, 09:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Dball on August 23, 2006, 07:33:42 AM

why didnt i get my september issue with dex? my subscription doesnt run out till december!!!

One time I didn't get my issue of MD in the mail so I emailed the customer service person. She claimed it was sent out but they sent me one anyway. Nothing like callling your faithful subscribers liars.

gordiano · « **Reply #172 on:** May 28, 2008, 10:38:45 PM »

Block's posts in this thread, were fucking gold.....

Btw, cause I have to.....

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #173 on:** May 29, 2008, 03:16:07 AM »

I knew y'all would enjoy this blast from the past.

Seriously though, Mr Blechman did get it right in predicting that Evan had superheavyweight potential. You can't say that for all the folks MD chooses to promote.

Good job, Evan!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #174 on:** May 29, 2008, 01:16:09 PM »

Great guns on Salami.