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Godfather of Cell-Tech
« on: August 23, 2006, 10:03:24 AM »
I was looking through the latest muscle and fitness today and I saw this 4 page add about the Godfather of Cell-tech !!! if someone has it, please scan it and post here! that was a pretty cool add !

If you've seen it you know what im talking about

Nobody else but CHARLES GLASS baby!  8)
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2006, 10:11:45 AM »

 Bluto...say it isnt so! You're supporting and giving props to a cheesy Muscletech ad?

 Brother Bluto...MT is the fkn ENEMY! We don't know them we don't WANT to know them, okay?

 You're my guy and all but MT and their ads and especially that cheesy one with a bunch of meatheds all in suits gathered around him at this table. It was insulting and tacky and gayer than John Mark Karr singing 'Material Girl' at an American Idol audition.
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2006, 10:14:35 AM »
Bluto...say it isnt so! You're supporting and giving props to a cheesy Muscletech ad?

 Brother Bluto...MT is the fkn ENEMY! We don't know them we don't WANT to know them, okay?

You're my guy and all but MT and their ads and especially that cheesy one with a bunch of meatheds all in suits gathered around him at this table. It was insulting and tacky and gayer than John Mark Karr singing 'Material Girl' at an American Idol audition.


AHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!  Oh brother!!

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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2006, 10:18:19 AM »

 Hey Hey Hey now...that was private and personal...I think everyone should know about us, okay?
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 10:41:00 AM »
It's in the September issue of MD around page 120..The God Father  ::)
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2006, 10:48:49 AM »
TheBlockHead is right.

Bluto - you disappoint me this time around, man.

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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2006, 10:55:19 AM »

 Thanks, TreNugga...first time ever we agree on something.

 Bluto let all of us down with his PRO-MuscleTech cheesy new ad campaign.

 We demand an explanation and/or apology!
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2006, 11:01:24 AM »
Haha I didn't pay much attention to it other than I thought it was cool to see them all dressed up in suits etc and I'd like to see those pictures scanned  :)
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2006, 11:07:30 AM »

 They looked like a bunch of TOOLS dressed up standing around some dreadlocked wannabee rastafarian personal trainer who shamelessly plugs MT every chance he gets.

 It was tacky, cheesy and insulting. At this big table all dark/dim lighted with his 8x10 glossys all around him. ONLY the cheesedciks at M.T. marketing department would come up with one...

 "...okay okay I got it...okay picture say okay we'll have Charles Glass...we'll put him in a suit...okay...in a suit around this big conference table and like...bare with me...we'll have the guys also in suits like its some mafia type meeting...okay and we'll have Charles like...'the don' who's like...'the don' of all that is training/supplementing...so the way we will market it is we will try to get the newbies to imagine...that..."

 Bluto its going to take a MONSTER owning of ONE squad member to repay the insult you laid upon all of us for giving MuscleTech props...then you will be forgiven.
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2006, 11:12:29 AM »
They looked like a bunch of TOOLS dressed up standing around some dreadlocked wannabee rastafarian personal trainer who shamelessly plugs MT every chance he gets.

 It was tacky, cheesy and insulting. At this big table all dark/dim lighted with his 8x10 glossys all around him. ONLY the cheesedciks at M.T. marketing department would come up with one...

 "...okay okay I got it...okay picture say okay we'll have Charles Glass...we'll put him in a suit...okay...in a suit around this big conference table and like...bare with me...we'll have the guys also in suits like its some mafia type meeting...okay and we'll have Charles like...'the don' who's like...'the don' of all that is training/supplementing...so the way we will market it is we will try to get the newbies to imagine...that..."

 Bluto its going to take a MONSTER owning of ONE squad member to repay the insult you laid upon all of us for giving MuscleTech props...then you will be forgiven.

That's all?  What if I say he kinda reminded me of that rastafari villain Screwface from Steven Seagal's Marked for Death  ;D
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2006, 11:16:36 AM »

 Okay fair enough...sin no more. I thought he looked more like 'King Willie' from 'Predator 2'.
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2006, 11:16:48 AM »
That's all?  What if I say he kinda reminded me of that rastafari villain Screwface from Steven Seagal's Marked for Death  ;D


weren't there two screwfaces?
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2006, 11:18:13 AM »
weren't there two screwfaces?

UH, can't remember... haven't seen that movie for a few years... maybe I should start one of my notorious threads about Sly Stallone vs... Steven Seagal  :)
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2006, 11:21:14 AM »
UH, can't remember... haven't seen that movie for a few years... maybe I should start one of my notorious threads about Sly Stallone vs... Steven Seagal  :)

I think there were, and pick some new people!!
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2006, 11:22:04 AM »
I think there were, and pick some new people!!

But pumpster gets pissed off every time i mention sly stallone! i think that's reason alone to do it!
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2006, 11:25:29 AM »
But pumpster gets pissed off every time i mention sly stallone! i think that's reason alone to do it!

good enough for me, I don't know who pumper is though.
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Re: Godfather of Cell-Tech
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2006, 11:30:23 AM »
There was screwface and screwface's brother--so yes there were two screwfaces---actually there was probably a whole family of screwface's...

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