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shiftedShapes

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Fat People are liars
« on: August 25, 2006, 08:14:27 AM »
They did a study a while back on the mega obeese and they had them self-report how much they ate.  Most of these lying sacks of shit reported an intake of around 2000 calories.  Well phase II of the study was for them to move into an institutional environment where they were actually kept to only 2000 calories a day.  Ofcourse the lard asses went crazy.  The funny thing is when they tested their blood on this  new diet they showed all of the signs of starvation.

Fat people may have some predisposition to put on weight, BUT they can't do it without eating massive amounts of food.  So next time you see your lard ass friends eating yogurt and a banana for lunch be assured that they do most of their eating in private.  Once they get home they will gorge themselves on ice cream and chips.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2006, 08:16:19 AM »
I would imagine atleast 50% of the people disregard soda/cordial/juice as calories.  Ironically this being probably the biggest reason why they are fat.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2006, 08:16:39 AM »
Quote from: shiftedShapes on August 25, 2006, 08:14:27 AM
They did a study a while back on the mega obeese and they had them self-report how much they ate.  Most of these lying sacks of shit reported an intake of around 2000 calories.  Well phase II of the study was for them to move into an institutional environment where they were actually kept to only 2000 calories a day.  Ofcourse the lard asses went crazy.  The funny thing is when they tested their blood on this  new diet they showed all of the signs of starvation.

Fat people may have some predisposition to put on weight, BUT they can't do it without eating massive amounts of food.  So next time you see your lard ass friends eating yogurt and a banana for lunch be assured that they do most of their eating in private.  Once they get home they will gorge themselves on ice cream and chips.

It is my duty to insult fat people at every opportunity.  It's really for their own good.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2006, 08:17:56 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 25, 2006, 08:16:39 AM
It is my duty to insult fat people at every opportunity.  It's really for their own good.
I too am a solider in the battle of the bulge!!! Knowing who is fat is half the battle !!
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2006, 08:18:37 AM »
Quote from: rocket on August 25, 2006, 08:16:19 AM
I would imagine atleast 50% of the people disregard soda/cordial/juice as calories.  Ironically this being probably the biggest reason why they are fat.

Don't forget the alcohol. I have a few friends that actually eat very little and drink a lot on the weekends. When they are drunk, they eat junk food. They always wonder why they get fat.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2006, 08:19:02 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 25, 2006, 08:16:39 AM
It is my duty to insult fat people at every opportunity.  It's really for their own good.

I agree.  What you should really do though is lock them in basements and control their calories for them.  They love it, give it a try the next time you get a chance (just make sure the walls are durable, otherwise they will eat their way out)
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2006, 08:20:22 AM »
Most people on Getbig are fat.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2006, 08:21:06 AM »
Quote from: jaejonna on August 25, 2006, 08:17:56 AM
I too am a solider in the battle of the bulge!!! Knowing who is fat is half the battle !!


Thankfully our enemy is very easy to spot and they frequent the same establishments over and over.
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Mars

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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2006, 08:21:11 AM »
Fat people are fat.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2006, 08:22:19 AM »
we're not bashing FAT ASSES, WE'RE TRYING TO HELP EM OUT
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2006, 08:23:03 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on August 25, 2006, 08:20:22 AM
Most people on Getbig are fat.

They're just bulking.  They can still see signs of their abs under certian light: like an x-ray.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2006, 08:23:22 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on August 25, 2006, 08:20:22 AM
Most people on Getbig are fat.

lol no shit.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2006, 08:23:26 AM »
I hate fat people. I think you should be able to hit them with a hammer when you see them.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2006, 08:24:02 AM »
Quote from: Mars on August 25, 2006, 08:21:11 AM
Fat people are fat.

Words of wisdom from Mars.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2006, 08:24:09 AM »
Quote from: Groink on August 25, 2006, 08:23:26 AM
I hate fat people. I think you should be able to hit them with a hammer when you see them.

totally agree.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2006, 08:27:05 AM »
Fat people will live through a famine
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2006, 08:29:09 AM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on August 25, 2006, 08:27:05 AM
Fat people will live through a famine

hahahaaha, a famine in 21 century north america? yeah right, maybe after a nuclear fallout.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2006, 08:36:29 AM »
A famine for a fatass would be if there was a power outage in their city for a couple of hours and all the McD's, Burger King's etc were closed ha ha ha
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2006, 08:37:03 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 25, 2006, 08:29:09 AM
hahahaaha, a famine in 21 century north america? yeah right, maybe after a nuclear fallout.

If it happnes the legions of fattys like me will be ready!
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2006, 08:37:38 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Shock on August 25, 2006, 08:36:29 AM
A famine for a fatass would be if there was a power outage in their city for a couple of hours and all the McD's, Burger King's etc were closed ha ha ha

hahah, yes a famine for them is the time it takes for them to remove the wall of their house to allow them to get to the lunch buffet.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2006, 08:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on August 25, 2006, 08:37:03 AM
If it happnes the legions of fattys like me will be ready!

Unless you haven't die before from a heart attack because of you fat clogged arteries.
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2006, 08:39:33 AM »
Quote from: Lord Humungous on August 25, 2006, 08:27:05 AM
Fat people will live through a famine

I remember all of the fat kids in school used the same comeback: "oh yeah well my dad says I would live longer if we both get stuck in a cave."
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2006, 08:40:41 AM »
Quote from: shiftedShapes on August 25, 2006, 08:39:33 AM
I remember all of the fat kids in school used the same comeback: "oh yeah well my dad says I would live longer if we both get stuck in a cave."

ROFL
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2006, 08:42:03 AM »
Quote from: shiftedShapes on August 25, 2006, 08:39:33 AM
I remember all of the fat kids in school used the same comeback: "oh yeah well my dad says I would live longer if we both get stuck in a cave."

aahahahaahahaa, how delusional.

the correct answer to this is: "Not if i kill you on the first day, then i can live on your fat for years in that cave."
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Re: Fat People are liars
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2006, 08:44:49 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on August 25, 2006, 08:42:03 AM
aahahahaahahaa, how delusional.

the correct answer to this is: "Not if i kill you on the first day, then i can live on your fat for years in that cave."

If onlY I had thought of that 20 years ago
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