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Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« on: August 26, 2006, 01:11:58 PM »
...for failing to make the top 10.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2006, 01:16:08 PM »
stomach virus......left my legs at home.......the chad.....bad judging......bad carb up.......bad lighting........couldn't have the contest in my kitchen......240 is in my head........too many competitors......jet lag.......all the haters stole my carb up food......


Not even making the second call out has got to hurt....I'm sure the excuse this time is going to be a classic.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2006, 01:17:10 PM »
he was pregnant.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2006, 01:18:55 PM »
...for failing to make the top 10.


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'I talked to Steve Weinburger, and he had me in the top 5.'

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2006, 01:20:44 PM »
ALL these years training and he can't beat the new guy's,wtf?

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2006, 01:23:06 PM »
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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2006, 01:23:19 PM »
ALL these years training and he can't beat the new guy's,wtf?

That was his excuse the last time.

That he didn't know how to train.

True story.


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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2006, 01:26:32 PM »




Tamali particpated in a "carb up" pie eating contest

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2006, 01:31:15 PM »
1. Hurricane in gulf disrupted the magnetic gyros scope in my smith machine thus preventing me to squat over 2 plates without a spotter.
2. The light in my kitchen broke so I couldn't really judge my progress.
3. I didn't drink enough diet coke.
4. I thought that ECA stack meant Extra Carbs Allowed
5. Bally is closed on the weekends.
6. I read that Dexter doesn't do any cardio so I thought that might work for me too
7. I didn't want to peak too soon, the getbig show is 3 weeks away
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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2006, 01:36:49 PM »
King Kamali promises to bring his A-game to the Europa Pro Show stage come August 29, and if reports are anything to go by, his package will be among the very best. One of bodybuilding's more vociferous athletes, Kamali does tell it like it is and he has said that his appearance at the Europa will mark the beginning of a great comeback, which will see him back on the Olympia stage in September.

The King has had mixed results onstage in recent years, with several performances where he was not at his best. This year, however, he says, "Everything will fall into place." In the following mini-interview he provides a quick glimpse into how he feels things will go for him in Arlington.


[ Q ] How is your training going for this show?


My training is 100% on point and I have not felt this good both mentally and physically in many years.

Q ] What improvements have you made to your physique this year?


Like I said before, Joe McNeal and I had a two part plan to get me back in the mix and now it's time to take care of business. I will bring my A-Game to Texas.

[ Q ] How do you feel going into this show?


I feel confident and healthy. I will do my best to be on stage at the Olympia.


[ Q ] What are your goals for this show?


My goal for the Europa is to come in at my all time best. Everything else will fall into place.
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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2006, 01:37:55 PM »
Kamali's fat blaster was not working during his pre contest prep...



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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2006, 01:39:01 PM »
[ Q ] How do you feel you will do in this show and why?


Like I said, if I come in at my best it will be a great comeback and the King will be going back to Vegas.


fatty-fat-fat...

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2006, 01:39:08 PM »
You got to figure this Tamali meltdown is going to be huge. I hope they are keeping the sharp objects away from him in Arlington.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2006, 01:39:15 PM »
King Kamali promises to bring his A-game to the Europa Pro Show stage come August 29, and if reports are anything to go by, his package will be among the very best. One of bodybuilding's more vociferous athletes, Kamali does tell it like it is and he has said that his appearance at the Europa will mark the beginning of a great comeback, which will see him back on the Olympia stage in September.

The King has had mixed results onstage in recent years, with several performances where he was not at his best. This year, however, he says, "Everything will fall into place." In the following mini-interview he provides a quick glimpse into how he feels things will go for him in Arlington.


[ Q ] How is your training going for this show?


My training is 100% on point and I have not felt this good both mentally and physically in many years.

Q ] What improvements have you made to your physique this year?


Like I said before, Joe McNeal and I had a two part plan to get me back in the mix and now it's time to take care of business. I will bring my A-Game to Texas.

[ Q ] How do you feel going into this show?


I feel confident and healthy. I will do my best to be on stage at the Olympia.


[ Q ] What are your goals for this show?


My goal for the Europa is to come in at my all time best. Everything else will fall into place.

:'( :'( :'(

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2006, 01:41:44 PM »
I believe Tamali said he's competing next week also in the Montreal show. I bet he comes out and says that's the show he was trying to peak for and this show wasn't important to him.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2006, 01:42:58 PM »
You got to figure this Tamali meltdown is going to be huge. I hope they are keeping the sharp objects away from him in Arlington.
Yeah..dude looked pissed.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2006, 01:44:37 PM »
I believe Tamali said he's competing next week also in the Montreal show. I bet he comes out and says that's the show he was trying to peak for and this show wasn't important to him.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2006, 01:48:24 PM »
"My dog ate my carb up meal"

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2006, 01:48:39 PM »
I believe Tamali said he's competing next week also in the Montreal show. I bet he comes out and says that's the show he was trying to peak for and this show wasn't important to him.
Sounds about right!

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2006, 01:49:49 PM »
missed a carb-up meal?

Looks like dude had a carb-up buffet!

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2006, 01:52:17 PM »
You got to figure this Tamali meltdown is going to be huge. I hope they are keeping the sharp objects away from him in Arlington.

He's thinking about calling his lawyer and suing all the judges, promoters, and other competitors.
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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2006, 01:54:17 PM »
He's thinking about calling his lawyer and suing all the judges, promoters, and other competitors.
Don't forget the people in the audience!

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2006, 02:04:07 PM »
Don't forget the people in the audience!

Them too.

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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2006, 02:06:28 PM »
Don't forget the people in the audience!
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Re: Top 10 Kamali excuses...
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2006, 02:08:31 PM »
SOMEBODY stole his exercise ball  >:(