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TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« on: August 27, 2006, 02:36:27 PM »
Top Ten Europa Critiques

1. Could barely hear the music because the 200 people in the audience were so deafening.
2. Production levels were almost as good as an NPC Teen local show I did back in 1988
3. I've seen better lighting during prison escapes.
4. The stage looked like the wall in my 6-year old's classroom that they use to display "artwork".
5. Show failed to indicate when it had switched into "Gay Overdrive".
6. Soundmen were able to successfully cue the music twice out of 20 guys.
7. No one did the Macarena
8. Kamali masquerading impression of Greg Kovacs as that of Coleman and Yates.
9. Pre-1992 videocamera used to broadcast event lacked rare "Zoom" feature.
10. Chick left glittery, shimmery pirate shirt at home.

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2006, 02:40:00 PM »
Genius!   ;D

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2006, 02:44:11 PM »
Top Ten Europa Critiques

1. Could barely hear the music because the 200 people in the audience were so deafening.
2. Production levels were almost as good as an NPC Teen local show I did back in 1988
3. I've seen better lighting during prison escapes.
4. The stage looked like the wall in my 6-year old's classroom that they use to display "artwork".
5. Show failed to indicate when it had switched into "Gay Overdrive".
6. Soundmen were able to successfully cue the music twice out of 20 guys.
7. No one did the Macarena
8. Kamali masquerading impression of Greg Kovacs as that of Coleman and Yates.
9. Pre-1992 videocamera used to broadcast event lacked rare "Zoom" feature.
10. Chick left glittery, shimmery pirate shirt at home.

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Oh man Chick's shirt is always the main highlight!!!

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2006, 03:06:50 PM »
Hahahaha!!! Special mention for the bizarre song and dancing before the final 6 announced!!
(yet it was the highlight of the show :-\)
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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2006, 09:11:53 PM »
thats sad, most of these events aren't legit anyways

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 04:12:31 AM »
HAHAHAHA, Special Ed, that's some funny shit. Im starting to become a fan of your work..HAHAHA, still laughing...

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2006, 06:42:01 AM »
bUT TONEY FREEMAN WON !

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2006, 06:43:44 AM »
Top Ten Europa Critiques

1. Could barely hear the music because the 200 people in the audience were so deafening.
2. Production levels were almost as good as an NPC Teen local show I did back in 1988
3. I've seen better lighting during prison escapes.
4. The stage looked like the wall in my 6-year old's classroom that they use to display "artwork".
5. Show failed to indicate when it had switched into "Gay Overdrive".
6. Soundmen were able to successfully cue the music twice out of 20 guys.
7. No one did the Macarena
8. Kamali masquerading impression of Greg Kovacs as that of Coleman and Yates.
9. Pre-1992 videocamera used to broadcast event lacked rare "Zoom" feature.
10. Chick left glittery, shimmery pirate shirt at home.

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2006, 06:47:14 AM »
Top Ten Europa Critiques

1. Could barely hear the music because the 200 people in the audience were so deafening.
2. Production levels were almost as good as an NPC Teen local show I did back in 1988
3. I've seen better lighting during prison escapes.
4. The stage looked like the wall in my 6-year old's classroom that they use to display "artwork".
5. Show failed to indicate when it had switched into "Gay Overdrive".
6. Soundmen were able to successfully cue the music twice out of 20 guys.
7. No one did the Macarena
8. Kamali masquerading impression of Greg Kovacs as that of Coleman and Yates.
9. Pre-1992 videocamera used to broadcast event lacked rare "Zoom" feature.
10. Chick left glittery, shimmery pirate shirt at home.

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this is exactly wat i really wanted to say about this show..pure genius ed..this post should be the post of the year
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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2006, 06:58:06 AM »
SUPER!!!

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2006, 07:04:51 AM »
"3. I've seen better lighting during prison escapes."

LOL I burst out on that one, classic...just classic

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2006, 07:07:37 AM »
The sad thing is that the mr olympia is just as crappy and amateurish.

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2006, 07:09:03 AM »

GO TONEY, step on these little bitches, and show 'em where they belong
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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2006, 07:59:43 AM »
LOL awesome post.

Don't forget the fact that the commentary wasn't audible for about 3/4 of the finals due to the deafening roar of the crowd and the combination of R.Kelly sex music and War inspired classical.

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2006, 08:29:48 AM »
LOL awesome post.

Don't forget the fact that the commentary wasn't audible for about 3/4 of the finals due to the deafening roar of the crowd and the combination of R.Kelly sex music and War inspired classical.

What is the deal with the audio on these things? This is a simple production, how incompetent can you get?

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2006, 08:48:35 AM »
SUPER!!!

Hey 240, where's yours?



See above..

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Re: TOP TEN EUROPA SHOW CRITIQUES
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2006, 11:55:51 AM »
Man all I read was how great this show is.  What happened this year.  How many people were in the audience for the BB show.  Was the expo at least packed.

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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2006, 12:06:33 PM »
The Show was great ! The Promoters  were visible and worked their ass off ! Great job - keep the compliaints too a minumum
focus on the postive - At least there was no challenge round or booing the winners - it was a very good show - TRUE STORY