shut up Arvilla. Stop towing the line. He's not like Alexxx who we just hate right out of the gates.
>I love you, too....?
>
> A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
> finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
> him to a chair.
>
> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict
> gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
> bathroom.
>
> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
> "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
> probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
> I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
> much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If
> he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>
> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and
> asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
> Be strong honey. I love you, too!!"
