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Always Sore

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How Come...
« on: August 30, 2006, 05:11:51 AM »
No answers just questions.

How come you never see a smoking hot lunch lady?

How come kids can sleep thru a hurricane but the moment you take your girls underware down they wake up and need something?

How come you can get along with people on the boards but the moment they disagree with you they are a asshole?

How come people that live in areas where hurricanes or storms hit all the time wait for a coming storm before buying extra water or boards for there windows?

How come if somebody cuts you off in traffic you want to pull them from there car and beat them to death but if its a cute blond girl that smiles and gives you a wave you accept it?

How come TV will run stupid stuff all the time but a show you want to watch does not start till 10:30?

How come it creeps me out to have the cat(s) in the room when my girl and I are getting intimate?

How come the baseball season seems so long and the football season so short.

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Re: How Come...
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2006, 05:14:21 AM »
what if i have some of the answers?
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2006, 05:17:45 AM »
Quote from: Migs on August 30, 2006, 05:14:21 AM
what if i have some of the answers?

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Re: How Come...
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2006, 06:28:53 AM »
How come I know everything and am always right?

How come no one believes me that I know everything and am always right?  :)
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2006, 06:37:11 AM »
How come sometimes people drive UNDER the speed limit?
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2006, 06:38:34 AM »
How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?

How come there is no words in the english language that rhyme with orange, purple, or silver?

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

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Re: How Come...
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2006, 06:46:48 AM »
How come when I'm lost and faced with the decision of turning either right or left, whichever I choose is always wrong?

How come some men still think it's okay to do the comb over thing?

How come every time you wear something white, it's an instant spill magnet, and yet when you wear black, you go home spotless?
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2006, 07:24:17 AM »
How come there's an experation date of sour cream?  Isn't it already sour?  So what does it matter?
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2006, 07:25:33 AM »
How come my cat(s) thinks when I am on the pooper its a time to get attention?

How come there are still people who throw you the "deadfish" when shaking hands?

How come they can make a cell phone so small it fits in your ear but can't make a ho ho good for you?
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2006, 08:28:59 AM »
And why is it that sometimes everything you do is wrong (or not quite right in someone else's eyes)?  Even though you're doing a near perfect 99.9% in the effort department.  Are they jealous?

Is it in the stars or is it karma ?  Perhaps some of us attract confusion and sometimes madness.  Maybe we need it to feel alive.  Or else we are strong enough to bear it ?

Why is it that I go & party on the streets of London doing Carnival for 3 days with 2million people and then wake up with a bit of a headache, a few bruises (and lose my voice)        ...No, stop, sorry, I do know the answer to that, I do it every year.  It's soooooo muuuuuch fuuuuuuuun.    & you lot are still there and still so very witty   that's wonderful    with love   Lindaxx
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2006, 08:32:51 AM »
How come some people just don't die and fade away?

How come silly cyber shemales still post on my threads?

How come people disappear every day around the world but not the ones you want to?
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2006, 08:33:11 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on August 30, 2006, 06:28:53 AM
How come I know everything and am always right?

How come no one believes me that I know everything and am always right?  :)

BBBrilliant - How come it so rarely happens that someone else is right? 

Why is it that I know all and am almost always right ?

I'd love it if someone else could get it right once in a a while.  That might make sense.
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2006, 08:36:50 AM »
Quote from: STella on August 30, 2006, 06:37:11 AM
How come sometimes people drive UNDER the speed limit?


Double Brilliant - How come people wanna feel safe?  How come people manage to get a license?
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Always Sore, I have not wrecked your thread.  You asked for questions.  You got mine. 

I did get busy elsewhere for a lovely long weekend and left you alone.  I haven't looked yet to see what you were up to.  I could leave this alone again...  if you tell me how come?
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Re: How Come...
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2006, 08:37:34 AM »
Quote from: BigJ on August 30, 2006, 06:38:34 AM
How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?

How come there is no words in the english language that rhyme with orange, purple, or silver?

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

 :D

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Re: How Come...
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2006, 08:38:46 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on August 30, 2006, 06:46:48 AM


How come every time you wear something white, it's an instant spill magnet, and yet when you wear black, you go home spotless?


try wearing red ?
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