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What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« on: August 31, 2006, 04:52:36 PM »
Warren Jeffs, prophetic leader of a sect of polygamous Mormons was recently arrested after having spent two years on the FBI's 10 most wanted list.  Here's the stuff he was captured with.

1. $ 60,000 red 07 Escalade that even Jay-Z doesn't have.

2. Wigs and cool Sunglasses.

3. well over $50,000 in cash. for tipping hoes.

4. More cell phones and walkie talkies than Paris Hilton.

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 04:53:05 PM »
Baller. Shot caller.

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 04:55:35 PM »
haha, it gets better.

5. cool laptops that even a web-designer like 240 doesn't need.

6. several Ipods, of course . . . for all that fugitive driving around.

Also, not pictured: one wife and one brother.

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2006, 04:57:50 PM »
Also, not pictured: one wife and one brother.

hahaha dude, they let his wife and brother go.

Dude is on the FBI's top 10, and they didn't even hold those with him.   Imagine if they caught bin Laden 9also on the FBI's top 10).  You think they'd let his passengers walk home? LMAO...

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2006, 05:00:33 PM »
lololol
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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2006, 05:01:52 PM »
hahaha dude, they let his wife and brother go.

Dude is on the FBI's top 10, and they didn't even hold those with him.   Imagine if they caught bin Laden 9also on the FBI's top 10).  You think they'd let his passengers walk home? LMAO...


hey, if they couldn't charge them, they'd have to let them walk. it's what makes us US and them you know what.

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2006, 05:05:48 PM »


where is his:

- Lint Brush
- Bottle of Grey Goose

 ???



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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2006, 05:18:47 PM »
hey, if they couldn't charge them, they'd have to let them walk. it's what makes us US and them you know what.

True, but they could have held them for 12 hours for aidding and abetting (sp?) a known felon.  They let them walk.  Weird.

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 05:21:25 PM »

where is his:

- Lint Brush
- Bottle of Grey Goose

 ???




only Cristal for Mr. Jeffs, although he'll occasionally consent to a Krug.


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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2006, 03:22:13 PM »
from wikipedia entry

Warren Jeffs's official title in the FLDS Church is "President and Prophet, Seer and Revelator." He also holds the title of "President of the Priesthood." He was ordained to these positions in the Church after Rulon Jeffs, the previous Prophet and Warren Jeffs's father, died on September 8, 2002. There had been no official process for replacing Rulon as the President (Rulon had thought he would live until the Second Coming). However, Warren had been ordained as "First Counselor" to his father. Upon his father's death, he appointed himself the new leader of the church.[1] [2] One of his first statements after his father's death was directed at high ranking officials in the church: "I won't say much, but I will say this—hands off my father's wives." Then addressing the recent widows, he said, "You women will live as if father is still alive and in the next room." Within a week, Warren had married all but two of his father's several dozen wives. [3] After this, he continued to wed himself to many more women.

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2006, 03:24:35 PM »
Profit  8) 8) 8)
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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2006, 03:29:36 PM »
playa hatin'  8)

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2006, 03:33:47 PM »
playa hatin'  8)
 
 ;D have to admit that some of these chicks are good looking and around my age . . . the wife he was captured with was first his dad's wife and she was born in 1974 . . . dude was born in 55.

pic of his dad . . . what are they thinking?


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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2006, 03:40:24 PM »
 
 ;D have to admit that some of these chicks are good looking and around my age . . . the wife he was captured with was first his dad's wife and she was born in 1974 . . . dude was born in 55.

pic of his dad . . . what are they thinking?



hahah, everybody these days is always running around saying "He's a pimp!"  Well, this guy really is. hahaha

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2006, 03:42:22 PM »
There not there brain washed..... dude all i have to say it might be cool to have that many wives...but damn i think one is enough of a headache. Couldn't imagine 10 or 30 some of em i bet have 50. But you could really wear yourself out with a lot like that......

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2006, 03:45:37 PM »
There not there brain washed..... dude all i have to say it might be cool to have that many wives...but damn i think one is enough of a headache. Couldn't imagine 10 or 30 some of em i bet have 50. But you could really wear yourself out with a lot like that......

no . . . you're thinking about city chicks.

these would be hot blonde chicks who basically live to do your bidding. they wouldn't argue w you, wouldn't interrupt you when you were hanging out w your boys, wouldn't complain about doing cooking and cleaning.

edit: obviously, not all of them consent to it, which is why Mr. Jeffs is now charged with felony rape (means he didn't actually have physical contact w the girls who are pressing charges).

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2006, 03:56:09 PM »
New FLDS compound in Texas


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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2006, 03:57:03 PM »
i was watching fox news and he has sects everywhere and brings in close 2million a month and yes i heard that correctly..ya know i could care less if a man has 15 wives and so forth but allegations of abuse and shit pisses me off

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Re: What it takes to be a prophet of polygamy.
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2006, 12:12:27 AM »
no . . . you're thinking about city chicks.

these would be hot blonde chicks who basically live to do your bidding. they wouldn't argue w you, wouldn't interrupt you when you were hanging out w your boys, wouldn't complain about doing cooking and cleaning.

edit: obviously, not all of them consent to it, which is why Mr. Jeffs is now charged with felony rape (means he didn't actually have physical contact w the girls who are pressing charges).

Felony rape?  Is there such thing as misdemeanor rape?