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Warning: gross co=worker story.
« on: September 01, 2006, 08:35:24 AM »
We have this guy who is 6'4" and at least 400 pounds. The other day he had sandals on and when it was slow he was cutting off his corns and callouses and bunions off his foot with his Leatherman tool. Then later that same day a co-worker saw him pick his nose and eat his booger! :-X
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2006, 08:50:49 AM »
wtf?  what kinda job does he have?
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2006, 08:55:32 AM »
Quote from: Migs on September 01, 2006, 08:50:49 AM
wtf?  what kinda job does he have?

Graphic artist, works on a computer all day.
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2006, 08:57:13 AM »
Don't you ever post a thread again like that... >:(








...without putting a PROPER recommendation title for it.

"MUST READ: Great co-worker story"


That is all.

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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2006, 09:05:51 AM »
gross
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2006, 09:06:44 AM »
Quote from: Hedgehog on September 01, 2006, 08:57:13 AM
Don't you ever post a thread again like that... >:(








...without putting a PROPER recommendation title for it.

"MUST READ: Great co-worker story"


That is all.

YIP
Zack



Sorry Zack. :-\
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2006, 09:10:15 AM »
Maby He forgot to bring his lunch?
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2006, 09:19:56 AM »
You should introduce him to the 300 lb woman who used to come to our gym to walk on the treadmill for about 6 seconds.  She used to like standing totally naked, (folds and layers and cottage cheese and all) propping up one foot at a time up on the edge of make-up counter (under the good lights) to pare her toenails. Guess what you saw if you accidently passed in front of the mirror and didn't avert your eyes fast enough...  :-X :-X
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2006, 09:21:55 AM »
lol
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2006, 09:27:50 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on September 01, 2006, 09:19:56 AM
You should introduce him to the 300 lb woman who used to come to our gym to walk on the treadmill for about 6 seconds.  She used to like standing totally naked, (folds and layers and cottage cheese and all) propping up one foot at a time up on the edge of make-up counter (under the good lights) to pare her toenails. Guess what you saw if you accidently passed in front of the mirror and didn't avert your eyes fast enough...  :-X :-X

We had this guy named Pat at work. His complexion was gray. He honestly looked like an embalmed corpse. The healthiest thing I ever saw him eat was either Doritos or Pixie Sticks. He wore long johns and sweatshirts and long pants in the middle of the summer. He looked like a mutant. One day under his desk we noticed he had cut his toe nails and just left them there! They were about an inch long!
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2006, 09:30:28 AM »
 :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2006, 09:47:03 AM »
What is it with the toenails  ???  At the first place I ever worked, someone sublet an apartment from someone else who worked there and found a tin cookie box filled with fingernail and toe clippings. He said it must have been years of collecting. And, he moved out as soon as he could.

This is a great thread right before lunch.  :-X :-X
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2006, 09:55:51 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on September 01, 2006, 09:47:03 AM
What is it with the toenails  ???  At the first place I ever worked, someone sublet an apartment from someone else who worked there and found a tin cookie box filled with fingernail and toe clippings. He said it must have been years of collecting. And, he moved out as soon as he could.

This is a great thread right before lunch.  :-X :-X

I have a real gross story if people want to hear it. It has to do with human waste.
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2006, 09:58:25 AM »
I know I'm going to be sorry, but now you have to tell us...  :)
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2006, 10:14:25 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on September 01, 2006, 09:58:25 AM
I know I'm going to be sorry, but now you have to tell us...  :)

I was working as a mover for my uncle. We were moving some stuff out of a vacant apartment in Co-op City. In the bathroom the toilet was dry. It had this dried up turd in it with a tomatoe plant growing out of it
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2006, 10:19:26 AM »
All fat people are gross thats why they are fat people.
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2006, 10:54:17 AM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 08:35:24 AM
We have this guy who is 6'4" and at least 400 pounds. The other day he had sandals on and when it was slow he was cutting off his corns and callouses and bunions off his foot with his Leatherman tool. Then later that same day a co-worker saw him pick his nose and eat his booger! :-X

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Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 10:14:25 AM
I was working as a mover for my uncle. We were moving some stuff out of a vacant apartment in Co-op City. In the bathroom the toilet was dry. It had this dried up turd in it with a tomatoe plant growing out of it


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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2006, 10:59:39 AM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 08:35:24 AM
We have this guy who is 6'4" and at least 400 pounds. The other day he had sandals on and when it was slow he was cutting off his corns and callouses and bunions off his foot with his Leatherman tool. Then later that same day a co-worker saw him pick his nose and eat his booger! :-X
you were too afraid to go up and confront him so you made a little p.ussy ass thread about it, in real life he would crush you like a bug.
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2006, 11:58:50 AM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 09:27:50 AM
We had this guy named Pat at work. His complexion was gray. He honestly looked like an embalmed corpse. The healthiest thing I ever saw him eat was either Doritos or Pixie Sticks. He wore long johns and sweatshirts and long pants in the middle of the summer. He looked like a mutant. One day under his desk we noticed he had cut his toe nails and just left them there! They were about an inch long!

You work the bestest place.

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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2006, 01:01:11 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 10:14:25 AM
I was working as a mover for my uncle. We were moving some stuff out of a vacant apartment in Co-op City. In the bathroom the toilet was dry. It had this dried up turd in it with a tomatoe plant growing out of it

That's not as bad as what someone left in the elevator of a building near 35th and 5th after a mass lay-off.  :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2006, 02:29:32 PM »
It could have been worse. He could have farted :-X
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2006, 02:37:46 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 10:14:25 AM
I was working as a mover for my uncle. We were moving some stuff out of a vacant apartment in Co-op City. In the bathroom the toilet was dry. It had this dried up turd in it with a tomatoe plant growing out of it


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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2006, 02:39:30 PM »
Quote from: bmacsys on September 01, 2006, 10:14:25 AM
I was working as a mover for my uncle. We were moving some stuff out of a vacant apartment in Co-op City. In the bathroom the toilet was dry. It had this dried up turd in it with a tomatoe plant growing out of it

Maybe he saw a tomato seed lying there and he thought it needed some fertilizer?
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2006, 02:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Hulkster on September 01, 2006, 02:29:32 PM
It could have been worse. He could have farted :-X

Actually, that happens more than you would think. Nothing like three unsuspecting women walking in and the doors shut before you realize you're slowly being choked to death by noxious gases left by the guy who just walked out.  :-X :-X
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Re: Warning: gross co=worker story.
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2006, 05:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on September 01, 2006, 02:49:00 PM
Actually, that happens more than you would think. Nothing like three unsuspecting women walking in and the doors shut before you realize you're slowly being choked to death by noxious gases left by the guy who just walked out.  :-X :-X

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