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How have you gotten out of.....
« on: September 07, 2006, 04:37:24 PM »
a speeding ticket?
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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2006, 04:39:39 PM »
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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2006, 04:40:35 PM »
Maybe

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2006, 04:41:25 PM »
since whenever I've gotten ticketed I've been doing around 20-25 mph over the speed limit, i never get out of it. until I get to court  :P

once the cop saw my sweatshirt and asked me about my U, and I thought he was going to give me a pass . . . but he didn't. bastard ;D

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2006, 04:45:28 PM »
I hate when those punks talk all nice to you and have a full conversation, then say, "one sec. I'll be right back"  then write you a ticket..  yeah yeah, what's up wit dat..

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2006, 04:58:24 PM »
I have many times mainly when younger because i would drop that i was either in the corp or just out and since marines make a high amount of cops..bingo out of a ticket.though once my ex wife was busting my chops so hard when the lady cop came to the window she heard about 2 seconds and told me i had enough problems and let me go..:)

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2006, 05:01:56 PM »
the only time i've ever been accosted by a female cop was one night in college when I was helping a friend "walk it off" in front of our house.

He told the cop that she was "cute for a cop."  She just shook her head  ;D

a lot of female cops are pretty goodlooking . . . wonder why?

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2006, 05:06:04 PM »
the only time i've ever been accosted by a female cop was one night in college when I was helping a friend "walk it off" in front of our house.

He told the cop that she was "cute for a cop."  She just shook her head  ;D

a lot of female cops are pretty goodlooking . . . wonder why?

I think is really tough to be a lady cop, other cops giving you a hard time and perps giving you a hard time and drunks hitting on you and then just the normal problems of life, must really have a drive to protect and serve to take the level of problems.

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2006, 05:07:31 PM »
I think is really tough to be a lady cop, other cops giving you a hard time and perps giving you a hard time and drunks hitting on you and then just the normal problems of life, must really have a drive to protect and serve to take the level of problems.

she had the late shift . . . it was about 2 am . . . our neighborhood was pretty safe though.

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2006, 05:12:12 PM »
she had the late shift . . . it was about 2 am . . . our neighborhood was pretty safe though.

not poking your situation just a general observation about being a lady cop seems like a difficult choice in a overtly male job situation.

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2006, 05:14:19 PM »
I just mention that my brother is a state trooper and receive a friendly "have a nice day" response and I jet

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2006, 05:15:12 PM »
Yawn...another highly entertaining thread..! :(

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2006, 05:16:23 PM »
a speeding ticket?

Let my wife (aka Mario Andretti) drive.  She has probably smiled her way out of about 3 or 4 tickets.  Never worked for me.   :-\

I've talked to a number of police officers about why they issue tickets.  Your attitude plays a big role.  If you are respectful and fall on your sword, you're much more likely to get a warning than a person who is rude.  In other words, you have to kiss their butts.  

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2006, 05:20:02 PM »
Let my wife (aka Mario Andretti) drive.  She has probably smiled her way out of about 3 or 4 tickets.  Never worked for me.   :-\

I've talked to a number of police officers about why they issue tickets.  Your attitude plays a big role.  If you are respectful and fall on your sword, you're much more likely to get a warning than a person who is rude.  In other words, you have to kiss their butts. 

I am very respectful . . . and we always have a great conversation, and then they always give me a ticket.  ???

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2006, 05:26:09 PM »
I am very respectful . . . and we always have a great conversation, and then they always give me a ticket.  ???

lol, do you ever look up after the ticket and say "what ..ah man I thought we were buddies damm"    ;D

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2006, 05:27:05 PM »
I think is really tough to be a lady cop, other cops giving you a hard time and perps giving you a hard time and drunks hitting on you and then just the normal problems of life, must really have a drive to protect and serve to take the level of problems.

I've got a close friend who is an attractive woman and a cop.  Even so, she cusses like a sailor and can be very intimidating.  But yet, speaking of the normal problems of life, when she struggled w/a criminal and in fact had her gun pulled and pressed to his chest, she pulled the trigger but the gun didn't fire...they struggled some more and he ended up getting away (and later apprehended).  What was one thing she was unhappy about?  She had just gotten a manicure and he had broken one of her nails! ::)

BTW, she feels badly about giving people speeding tickets knowing she is a speeder herself.  She says if she sees people looking pathetic after she walks up to the car, she just warns them and let's them go.....So compassionate ;D






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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2006, 05:27:42 PM »
Yawn...another highly entertaining thread..! :(

Thank goodness you're still here!
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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2006, 05:29:35 PM »
I've got a close friend who is an attractive woman and a cop.  Even so, she cusses like a sailor and can be very intimidating.  But yet, speaking of the normal problems of life, when she struggled w/a criminal and in fact had her gun pulled and pressed to his chest, she pulled the trigger but the gun didn't fire...they struggled some more and he ended up getting away (and later apprehended).  What was one thing she was unhappy about?  She had just gotten a manicure and he had broken one of her nails!

BTW, she feels badly about giving people speeding tickets knowing she is a speeder herself.  She says if she sees people looking pathetic after she walks up to the car, she just warns them and let's them go.....So compassionate ;D




My brother was a cop for a few years it takes alot out of you and I respect people that do it even though i have issues with cops myself but thats a very long different story.

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2006, 06:01:12 PM »
There are alot of good cops. Hell some of my best friends growing up are cops. but human nature gets involved. Ego gets big authority get abused...... You get the rest.

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2006, 06:52:42 PM »
a speeding ticket?


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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2006, 06:53:26 PM »
PS..i hate cops...if i saw a cop shot..i'd prolly take the time to piss in the hole before moving on....
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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2006, 06:55:50 PM »
I always carry a firearm and have a big trunk.

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2006, 10:32:06 PM »
Thank goodness you're still here!
Hey STella, What is your next topic gonna be about..? 'Have you watered a plant or walked a dog'. Something along those lines maybe..?

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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2006, 09:52:25 AM »
Hey STella, What is your next topic gonna be about..? 'Have you watered a plant or walked a dog'. Something along those lines maybe..?

I must admit it's hard to compete w/cheating on your wife 5x a year and posting it on a message board :)
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Re: How have you gotten out of.....
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2006, 09:58:38 AM »
Hey STella, What is your next topic gonna be about..? 'Have you watered a plant or walked a dog'. Something along those lines maybe..?



That would be a bad azz topic..  Hell yeah!