I heard a good one about a parrot last night.
I either read it on MySpace:humour
or it was on TV. Maybe in the pub. Can't remember.
There's an old(ish) bloke sitting on a park bench on his hour off from work at lunch. He's reading the paper.
Youngster (maybe 18-30) with a pink high hair do and green clothes on comes and sits.
can't remember the next bit but he says something nasty to the middleaged man. Perhaps he asks for a handout.
The suit says: Are you my long lost son, did I f**k a parrot 20 years ago?
(sorry, I cannot tell jokes properly
xL