Election day is 58 days away. Do you know who'll be getting
YOUR vote for Congress, Senate or Governor yet?
If not, meet your congressional, senatorial, and gubernatorial candidates.
Be sure to read their platforms and view their ad spots:
Congressional Candidates include:Spoiled Yappy Dog - A New Breed of Leadership
Someone's Teddy Bear - Fun, Focused, HypoAllergenic
Senatorial candidates include:Old Relish Packet - Honor, Courage, Tangy Zip.
Bag of Leaves - Tough on Issues, Voted to ban leaf blowers.
Frozen Peas - Always on Your Side
Gubernatorial candidates include:Side of Hash Browns - Principled, Proven, Filling. Working Hard to Serve America
Tacky Ceramic Rooster - Courageous, Honorable, & EyeCatching. Prepared for a real cock fight.
For a full list of all the candidates, click
here. Happy Voting
