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anvil · « **Reply #2 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:20:55 AM »

Definitely Alba. Maybe Simpson if her dumb ass promised not to speak.

CQ · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:32:31 AM »

From a female persepective although they are all pretty, I would give the edge to Alba

Oldschool Flip · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:56:55 AM »

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:22:50 PM »

simpson by far. she is the most genetically perfect female specimen in the world today. i can just stare at any part of her for hours and be content.

Faust · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:44:31 PM »

Alba by far.

Although Dane Cook knocked out two of her teeth in a kissing scene (

). Dane, if you're reading this, i'm not a violent man, but YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS ONE *********** !!

Biel is ok, girl next door type. Simpson is downright annoying and stupid. She looks good, but not THAT good either.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2006, 12:52:11 PM »

why is everyone so crazy about alba?

she is a good looking woman but shes not THAT good. shes not in simpson's league.

Faust · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2006, 01:02:22 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on September 11, 2006, 12:52:11 PM

why is everyone so crazy about alba?

she is a good looking woman but shes not THAT good. shes not in simpson's league.

Nice tan, sweet face, full lips, beautiful smile. Good body (she could use some more booty, but in hollywood she's still one of the better ones).

Jessica S: come on, if i hear a girl saying stuff like this than i'm outta there:
“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”
“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
"I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas! Are there anorexics in Texas?"

The kinda girl you want as a gf.

OzmO · « **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2006, 01:28:04 PM »

To me, Jessica Simpson only asset is her breast. Everything goes downhill from there. The flat ass, the big guy nose, too much make up etc...

Now the other 2 would great in a hot tub!

blinky · « **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2006, 01:45:58 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on September 11, 2006, 12:52:11 PM

why is everyone so crazy about alba?

she is a good looking woman but shes not THAT good. shes not in simpson's league.

no..shes in a leaugue of her own

dont find anything special about simpson $:-\$ ...great bod but i dont think shes attractive

ALBA BY FAR

OzmO · « **Reply #11 on:** September 11, 2006, 02:04:01 PM »

Looks flat to me

Here's more

You can make anyone's ass look good with the right angel and pose and a littel help from photoshop!

body88 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2006, 09:53:19 PM »

Simpson by a mile

24KT · « **Reply #13 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:38:59 PM »

I wouldn't "DO" any of the Jessica's, ...but if you're asking which one is the best of all 3,
...then my vote goes to Alba, by a mile! OK, I'll admit I'm biased, since she the only one of the 3 I actually know,
...but she strikes me as far more intelligient, classier, hardworking and just plain more sensible than the others.
Or, ...you could just go by alphabetical order

body88 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:43:01 PM »

Ya right the hottest girl on the planet has to have big tits. Alba is out. Simpson is hot!

24KT · « **Reply #15 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:50:50 PM »

Simpson could run out and get Dolly Parton implants tomorrow, but she still won't hold a candle to Alba.
How guys can find an empty shell sexy is beyond me. $:-\$

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #16 on:** September 11, 2006, 11:21:56 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 11, 2006, 08:24:21 AM

Biel, Alba or Simpson?

You don't start threads like this without posting pictures... What the hell is wrong with you

JasonH · « **Reply #17 on:** September 12, 2006, 12:25:26 AM »

It's a close one but I would probably say Alba. There's not much in it though.

24KT · « **Reply #18 on:** September 12, 2006, 12:35:33 AM »

I'm usually not one to criticize people based solely on their looks, ...especially not other women,
...but dayum Berserker, ...that woman in your sig line sure is one ugly looking beast!

JasonH · « **Reply #19 on:** September 12, 2006, 12:45:22 AM »

Is she one of those crystal-meth women?

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #20 on:** September 12, 2006, 06:17:14 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on September 12, 2006, 12:35:33 AM

I'm usually not one to criticize people based solely on their looks, ...especially not other women,
...but dayum Berserker, ...that woman in your sig line sure is one ugly looking beast!

That's what happens when you go around saying shit like that.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #21 on:** September 12, 2006, 06:22:41 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on September 12, 2006, 12:45:22 AM

Is she one of those crystal-meth women?

Nope, just an upstanding English patriot who's happy to give up freedom to be free

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=12638

Always Sore · « **Reply #22 on:** September 12, 2006, 07:23:15 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 11, 2006, 08:24:21 AM

Biel, Alba or Simpson?

simpson---either ashley or jessica

lilwoday09smb · « **Reply #23 on:** September 12, 2006, 07:45:18 AM »

alba by a long shot, a natural beauty. then beil cuz shes thick and has a huge ass. simpson has a fucked up nose, no ass and has been looking a little chunky latly.

bicepsforyou · « **Reply #24 on:** September 12, 2006, 08:19:15 AM »

Oh yea I would never leave the house.

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