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Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« on: September 12, 2006, 11:49:19 AM »
From a episode I saw this evening, the one where Marge becomes a slot monkey and Homer is left to look after the kids.

They're all in bed and Bart wakes Homer and says he's scared from a bad dream, Homer says it's ok and tells him to go back to bed. Bart tells him that it was the Boogeyman, at which point Homers eyes go as wide as dinner plates, he leaps out of bed and barricades the door and gets out the shotgun lol

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2006, 12:04:28 PM »
One funny scene i remember:

Homer has made a special bed for Bart as a present. It's the shape of a clown, and homer says that Bart will laugh himself to sleep. But the clown looks like an insane killer clown and you see lil Bart shaking in his bed with fear, while homer walks away very pleased with himself...

Hmmmmm... probably funnier when you see it.
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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2006, 12:08:32 PM »
The one where oj came home and droped his bloody glove by the back house and pretended he did not kill nicole..opps wrong show...:)

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2006, 12:21:00 PM »
The one where oj came home and droped his bloody glove by the back house and pretended he did not kill nicole..opps wrong show...:)
Nicole's lover was shaggin his girl and driving his ferrari around.
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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2006, 12:52:52 PM »
The episode where they organise a film festival in Springfield and Jay Sherman comes to judge. They're sitting round the dinner table and Homer boasts that he can do the biggest burp and shows them the prize he won in a contest.
Jay Sherman then lets out the most massive belch and all the birds fly off the trees outside. Bart hands Jay Homer's trophy. Classic.  ;D

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2006, 01:55:20 PM »
One of my all time faves is when marge in a production of "street car named desire" and they show homer in the background having issues with the candy vending machine only to show him slouch off in anger.  A couple seconds later we see him come sprinting back into the scene and leaps into a jump kick, slams into the vending machine and all teh candy/crap comes pouring out.  Homer says "i'll be in the car marge..."

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2006, 02:01:19 PM »
" oh pleaze mister...oh pleaze dont chase me..i'm full of chocolate" ;D


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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2006, 02:04:37 PM »
homer spontaneously using his family and luggage for a nice game of tetris in hisstation wagon, complete with Nintendo music, was a nice one.

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2006, 02:22:19 PM »
Classic episode...

..the dog 'santas little helper' goes missing and is taken in by Mr Burns, Homer goes looking for it and knocks on Mr Burns door....Mr Burns opens the door, looks down at Homers feet and says: 'excellent, running shoes, you've come prepared...Smithers, release the hounds!'

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2006, 02:57:08 PM »
Agreed - Burns is definitely the best character - liked him from the very first episode I watched of the Simpsons. Which brings up another question - what was the first episode of the Simpsons you saw?

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2006, 04:22:16 PM »
Too many to list.

But, one of my favorite episodes in the "Grimey" one, which happens to be in the recently released 8th season DVD.

Also, "When Flanders Failed" was a fucking classic one. Its the one where Flanders quits his job to start the "Leftorium", and Homer wishes Flanders would go broke.......
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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2006, 08:10:48 PM »
The episode where they organise a film festival in Springfield and Jay Sherman comes to judge. They're sitting round the dinner table and Homer boasts that he can do the biggest burp and shows them the prize he won in a contest.
Jay Sherman then lets out the most massive belch and all the birds fly off the trees outside. Bart hands Jay Homer's trophy. Classic.  ;D

Agree.


Also the one where Jimbo Jones is making out w/a girl and he says "uh....my shirt is chafin' me.."  so he takes off his shirt.   Then he says "ahh.....I can't believe it....now my pants are chafin' me...."
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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2006, 08:24:46 PM »
Agree.


Also the one where Jimbo Jones is making out w/a girl and he says "uh....my shirt is chafin' me.."  so he takes off his shirt.   Then he says "ahh.....I can't believe it....now my pants are chafin' me...."

LOL. Yeah, good stuff.



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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2006, 02:18:55 AM »
The one where Burns and homer are trapped in a hut, covered by an avalanche was extremely good. You can hear their thoughts when they are both going mental.
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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2006, 03:13:36 AM »
my all time fav is the one where homers eyes are pecked by crows and he has to go on medicinal marajuana
so many good lines and scenes   ;D

"marge..i just realized..im the 'ow' in the word 'now'.............and if you tell anyone!!!!" 
then he calls her on the other line
"hey...its me. i got marge on the other line and shes totally bumming me out"

ned flanders comes to the door....
"hi diddlly hey homer"
"oh my god!!!..this guy does the best flanders. you got the moustache and the diddlly"

marge gets pissy with homer.
"homer im starting to worry. theres half eaten cupcakes everywhere....were all out of paper clips....and the curtains smell liike doob"


if you havent seen it you gotta ;D

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2006, 04:26:07 AM »
Don't like The Simpsons.... don't care for The Simpsons.... Family Guy is the way to go.  ;D

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2006, 04:34:43 AM »
One of my all time faves is when marge in a production of "street car named desire" and they show homer in the background having issues with the candy vending machine only to show him slouch off in anger.  A couple seconds later we see him come sprinting back into the scene and leaps into a jump kick, slams into the vending machine and all teh candy/crap comes pouring out.  Homer says "i'll be in the car marge..."

The scene just before that always makes me roar with laughter. Homer is nagging Marge for some change for the candy machine, the director of the play gets annoyed and pulls a load of change from his pocket and throws it on the stage floor shouting "OH HERE!"

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2006, 05:21:35 AM »
homer
i would like your finest food stuffed with your second finest food

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ahhh yes sir lobster stuffed with tacos

and the lobsters come out wearing sombreros

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2006, 05:43:15 AM »
I never watched an episode of The Simpsons in my life.
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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2006, 05:54:46 AM »
Homer and Marge go to an al you can eat sea food resturant. Homer proceeds to eat everything and you can hear the waiter complaining to the manager....

Sir that man ate all our shrimp.... and 3 plastic lobsters


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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2006, 08:40:09 AM »
Lisa:  "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

Homer:  "Now Lisa, just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't understand."


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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2006, 10:57:57 AM »
All of em.  The new season started Sun and Homer was a Mob Boss.  Another classic. ;D
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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2006, 02:12:20 PM »
milhouse is so funny to watch.

one career evening his dad was fucking up at a career speech or summat and skinner walks on stage and goes, lets hear it for barts friends dad. no one ever mentions milhouses name lol

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Re: Your favourite/funniest scene from the Simpsons
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2006, 02:18:29 PM »
milhouse is so funny to watch.

one career evening his dad was fucking up at a career speech or summat and skinner walks on stage and goes, lets hear it for barts friends dad. no one ever mentions milhouses name lol

Haha, and Burns keeps on forgetting Homer's name/face. It's like every episode.

"Smithers, who is that?
That's homer simpson from sector 7G sir.
Simpson eh, i'll remember that name."
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