seriously, you need to die in a car crash...seriously
that will be his next elaborate excuse as to why he wont be competing at the mountaineer,
"everything was going great, i was stocked up on cayenne pepper and bee pollen and i set off on my way to the mountaineer, unfortunately i died in a car crash on the way there so i wasnt able to compete, im only writing this now because the doctor brought me back from death by sticking a magic stick up my arse and im fine now"
good old vince csn mft pos dik hed
