Dan: Welcome to the show Ronnie, it's great to have you here!
Ronnie: Yip yip!
Bob: Hey there Champ!
Dan: So here we are Ronnie, just days away from what could be your ninth straight sandow trophy. Are you excited, anxious?
Ronnie: Nope. is jeesus plan.
Dan: I see.
Bob: Ronnie, have you done anything differently this year from years past, in terms of contest preparation?
Ronnie: mo' babeeque saous!
Dan: Did you just say Barbeque sauce?
Ronnie: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah buddddddaaaaaaaaay!
Dan: Thanks for clarifying that, Ronnie. I want to give our listeners some insight into the man behind the Sandow trophies. Ronnie, you are a father, correct? Our listeners may not be aware of that, could you tells a little about that?
Ronnie: evry boodeee wanna bee a faada, but dont nobodee wanna change no daipar!
Dan:
Bob: Also Ronnie, I hear you are a big seafood fan.....
Ronnie: Shrimps coktales, shrimps salids, shrimps babeeque, shrimps sooops, shrimps (continues untill cut off my Dan)
Dan: Thanks Ronnie, let's move on.
Bob: What do you make of all the bashing from the peanut gallery at Getbig?
Ronnie: Aint noutin' but peenuts! dey jus jeelous. is ignorence. dey jus ignorent.
Dan: Any parting words for our listeners Ronnie?
Ronnie: I luvs me some pardeee. dis yeaar gonna bee da bigges yit. i's bee da ate tyme missta oleempeea, and i's gonna pardee hardeee to celemebrate my nein tyme viktoree.
Bob: I'm not sure you understood what Dan meant, Ronnie. Dan said "parting words" not "party".
Ronnie: Pardee wordes? u meeen like confetees, biffday caykes....and presants?
Bob: No Ronnie, nevermind.......
Ronnie: don't bee makin' roni angree..........you wont lyke me win i's bee angree........(you can hear the sound of clothes starting to tear in the background)
Dan: Thanks Ronnie, see you next week folks!