To those who think I'm dropping out of the NPC Mountaineer

[240 is Back]

Actually, I intend to win the Jr Heavyweight division, not just place in the top 50%.  If not, I'll train even harder and take another crack at the Carolina Clash

You tell me if you think you can win it - I have a standing offer to double it, for $200, that you'll win your class.  Know any of the sucka MCs you'll be up against?

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Vince,

I heard the NPC Mountaineer takes place in a log cabin and is judged by 5 gay lumberjacks, is that true?

[ali23]

pictures please?

[gordiano]

Vince is on musclememory.. awesome.  No picture though.  Someone should submit one

I say we submit these:

[nder98]

All this bragging about competing, and not one single pic?

One thing mandatory to have, when stepping on stage is abs..not even a pic of your abs? did you manage to train/diet hard enough for this show to have abs? or are you just "doing a show to say you did one?"

Amazing...hope you dont embarass yourself again...  

HAHAHA, wait is vince the guythat looks like Mr. Hankey from south park?? LOL

[ali23]

pictures please?

[G o a t b o y]

Vince at his last show:

[nder98]

Hiiiiiiiiideyyyyyy Hooooooooooo!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA

[onlyme]

This is what I predict and I am sure no one on here will do this.  Now that this idiot has given us where he is staying and dates and everything. I know what my friends would do.

Night Before the Show (9:00pm).

knock knock

Vince: who's there
Voice: Pizza man
Vince: I didn't order any pizza
VOice:  well sir we got an order from this room for 5 large pizzas. So the bill is $110
Vince: $110! I don't have that kind of money.  Would you take some bee pollen instead
VOice: Sorry sir
Vince:  How about my Magic Stick
Voice (gayer sounding): absolutely sir
Vince: come in then and lets hurry,
door opens
Vince: do you have pepperoni
Pizza Guy: I sure do and I love your Magic stick
Vince: get in here and close the door

midnight

a loud kncking at the door
Vince: who the fuck is it.
Voice: It's the Cab you ordered
Vince: What the fuck?  I didn't order any Cab
Voice: yes you did sir.  is your Name Melvin Goodrum
Vince: yes, but
Voice: then you ordered a cab,
Vince:  No I didn't
Voice: Okay you didn't you still have to pay the show-up fee of $20.
Vince: I don't have any money.
Voice: well sir you have to pay me somehow
Vince: how about some bee pollen
Voice: no that shit gives me titties
Vince: Alright how about my Magic Stick
VOice: Now that sounds more like it
Vince: come in
door opens
Vince: alright lets get this over with
Cabbie: you bet buddy, first suck on my magic stick
Vince: Sorry you have suck on mine then I suck on yours

5am

knock knock
Vince: WHo is it.
Voice: room service
Vince: What do you want I didn't order room service
Voice: yes you did sir please answer the door
Vince: FUcked I need my sleep I am going to win the Mountaineer today
Voice(chuckling): yea right sir, please can I come in and give you your food.
Vince: FUCK! alright
door opens
Vince: What is it
Room Service: It a plate full donuts sir
Vince: I don't eat donuts
Room Service: yes you do sir.  Why are you so fat
Vince: Fuck you, how would you like to suck on my magic stick
Room Service: Okay sir

[Danny]

He looks much better now , he messed up carbing up last time ...remember??

[airrick]

Vince, post pics... you're gonna have to anyways sooner or later!  might as well take em now since you're ur at ur best before a show.

aaaaaah.. u wanna take pics after the show after carbing up!!!  I get it! hahhahaah!!!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

This is what I predict and I am sure no one on here will do this.   Now that this idiot has given us where he is staying and dates and everything. I know what my friends would do.

Night Before the Show (9:00pm).

knock knock

Vince: who's there
Voice: Pizza man
Vince: I didn't order any pizza
VOice:  well sir we got an order from this room for 5 large pizzas. So the bill is $110
Vince: $110! I don't have that kind of money.  Would you take some bee pollen instead
VOice: Sorry sir
Vince:  How about my Magic Stick
Voice (gayer sounding): absolutely sir
Vince: come in then and lets hurry,
door opens
Vince: do you have pepperoni
Pizza Guy: I sure do and I love your Magic stick
Vince: get in here and close the door

midnight

a loud kncking at the door
Vince: who the f**k is it.
Voice: It's the Cab you ordered
Vince: What the f**k?  I didn't order any Cab
Voice: yes you did sir.  is your Name Melvin Goodrum
Vince: yes, but
Voice: then you ordered a cab,
Vince:  No I didn't
Voice: Okay you didn't you still have to pay the show-up fee of $20.
Vince: I don't have any money.
Voice: well sir you have to pay me somehow
Vince: how about some bee pollen
Voice: no that shit gives me titties
Vince: Alright how about my Magic Stick
VOice: Now that sounds more like it
Vince: come in
door opens
Vince: alright lets get this over with
Cabbie: you bet buddy, first suck on my magic stick
Vince: Sorry you have suck on mine then I suck on yours

5am

knock knock
Vince: WHo is it.
Voice: room service
Vince: What do you want I didn't order room service
Voice: yes you did sir please answer the door
Vince: FUcked I need my sleep I am going to win the Mountaineer today
Voice(chuckling): yea right sir, please can I come in and give you your food.
Vince: f**k! alright
door opens
Vince: What is it
Room Service: It a plate full donuts sir
Vince: I don't eat donuts
Room Service: yes you do sir.  Why are you so fat
Vince: f**k you, how would you like to suck on my magic stick
Room Service: Okay sir

Uh, one problem.  You won't know what room number I'll be in dum ass......


I'm sure you'll problably wolf down those pizzas, fatboy

[240 is Back]

Vince, if any of these kids do send a pizza or hoagies or wings to the hotel front desk in your name and they call you, PLEASE don't eat it.  I got money riding on you.  If I lose on the Olympia AND the mountaineer, I'll have no money for Pampers.  So just don't answer the door! 

[Stavios]

good luck Vince, you'll win this shit

[ali23]

in your pics not only are you fat, but you have no muscle what so ever...

maybe you'll prove us wrong with new pics if you post them...

YIP
Ali

[the choad]

bump.

CSN= cock sucking nobody...

[ali23]

CSN= cock sucking nobody...

lol.

YIP
Ali

[SteelePegasus]

Vince, I say eat the pizza! won't you be the in carbing up phase then? we don't want you coming in flat like the last time. This time we want those striations showing.  Oh hell, have extra carbs, it can only make a mass monster such as yourself look full. The judges will only shake their heads in appreciation.

don't forget get Vince, lots of pics for your friends on here

[onlyme]

Uh, one problem.  You won't know what room number I'll be in dum ass......


I'm sure you'll problably wolf down those pizzas, fatboy

Dude you are staying in a 3rd rate hotel.  DO you honestly think it would be hard to ask the front desk what room you are in.  Dumb ass.  Vince big difference between you and me.  I have done something with my life, one.  And two I know I look like shit now.  The problem is you don't seem to realize you like shit.  YOu absoultely look like you have never dieted or lifted a weight in your life. Big difference pal.

[TheGoldenPrince]

Some people have been stating that I was going to chicken out of this show.  First off, I could care less what some folks think but if I say I'm going to do a show then I'm going to do a show....period




Hello Melvin,

Thanks for booking on Orbitz. This e-mail confirms your hotel reservation .

Please review the cancellation policy and other details of this reservation in the "My Trips" section on the Orbitz site. If you have any questions, you can e-mail us.

Hotel Information 



Trip name: Boone 9/22/06
Orbitz record locator: ******8
Guest name: Melvin Goodrum
Hotel name: Scottish Inn Boone
Address:
782 Blowing Rock Rd.
Boone, NC 28607
Phone number: (828)264-2483
Check-in: Fri, Sep 22, 2006 (2:00 PM)
Check-out: Sun, Sep 24, 2006 (11:00 AM)
Total number of guests: 1
Total number of rooms: 1 room
Standard rate 2 double beds, non smoking standard tub, free local calls

Average rate per night: $93.00
Total charges: $186.00 (taxes not included)




I will be there, I will compete, then I'm leaving.  I'll eat good for a few days and then its back to the gym to prepare for the Carolina Clash where I will step up to the open division.  Have a good night folks   

Damn man, 93 smackeroos a night? That fleabag motel is ripping you off Vince! And no monetary compensation either, except for maybe all this publicity.

[TheGoldenPrince]

Actually, I intend to win the Jr Heavyweight division, not just place in the top 50%.  If not, I'll train even harder and take another crack at the Carolina Clash

Yes, enter as many contests as possible!

[TheGoldenPrince]

Dude you are staying in a 3rd rate hotel.  DO you honestly think it would be hard to ask the front desk what room you are in.  Dumb ass.  Vince big difference between you and me.  I have done something with my life, one.  And two I know I look like shit now.  The problem is you don't seem to realize you like shit.  YOu absoultely look like you have never dieted or lifted a weight in your life. Big difference pal.

Unless of course Vince is deliberately lying yet again about the hotel.

[onlyme]

I just figured out why Vince is staying at that hole.  Chekc out the address.  Blowing Rock Road.  You know with Vince's fucked up eyesight he saw Blowing Cock Road.  He's alway thinking of a way to make a buck.

Also, I was think Vince, you are on here constantly trying to convince people how successful you areand yourwebsite is great and you have a huge stock portfolio ($6,000 ), yet you don't own a camera (which is understandable considering what you look like) and you are staying at one of the cheapest motels in town. Why don't you spend some money and stay in a place that the riches you possess allows you to do.  That hotel looks like a great place to commit murder.  I take back the room service part of my story above. You only have an ice machine.  Good luck at the show.

[SteelePegasus]

Dude you are staying in a 3rd rate hotel.  DO you honestly think it would be hard to ask the front desk what room you are in.  Dumb ass.  Vince big difference between you and me.  I have done something with my life, one.  And two I know I look like shit now.  The problem is you don't seem to realize you like shit.  YOu absoultely look like you have never dieted or lifted a weight in your life. Big difference pal.

onlyme, you are wrong on this one.

Vince is a striated mass monster, it just doesn't come across in the pictures. He just didn't carb up

[Mydavid]

This is what I predict and I am sure no one on here will do this.  Now that this idiot has given us where he is staying and dates and everything. I know what my friends would do.

Night Before the Show (9:00pm).

knock knock

Vince: who's there
Voice: Pizza man
Vince: I didn't order any pizza
VOice:  well sir we got an order from this room for 5 large pizzas. So the bill is $110
Vince: $110! I don't have that kind of money.  Would you take some bee pollen instead
VOice: Sorry sir
Vince:  How about my Magic Stick
Voice (gayer sounding): absolutely sir
Vince: come in then and lets hurry,
door opens
Vince: do you have pepperoni
Pizza Guy: I sure do and I love your Magic stick
Vince: get in here and close the door

midnight

a loud kncking at the door
Vince: who the f**k is it.
Voice: It's the Cab you ordered
Vince: What the f**k?  I didn't order any Cab
Voice: yes you did sir.  is your Name Melvin Goodrum
Vince: yes, but
Voice: then you ordered a cab,
Vince:  No I didn't
Voice: Okay you didn't you still have to pay the show-up fee of $20.
Vince: I don't have any money.
Voice: well sir you have to pay me somehow
Vince: how about some bee pollen
Voice: no that shit gives me titties
Vince: Alright how about my Magic Stick
VOice: Now that sounds more like it
Vince: come in
door opens
Vince: alright lets get this over with
Cabbie: you bet buddy, first suck on my magic stick
Vince: Sorry you have suck on mine then I suck on yours

5am

knock knock
Vince: WHo is it.
Voice: room service
Vince: What do you want I didn't order room service
Voice: yes you did sir please answer the door
Vince: FUcked I need my sleep I am going to win the Mountaineer today
Voice(chuckling): yea right sir, please can I come in and give you your food.
Vince: f**k! alright
door opens
Vince: What is it
Room Service: It a plate full donuts sir
Vince: I don't eat donuts
Room Service: yes you do sir.  Why are you so fat
Vince: f**k you, how would you like to suck on my magic stick
Room Service: Okay sir

I thought you were funny for awhile (and, yes, this is funny) but this is a total waste of time. Why do this to yourself?

Lisa