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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2006, 04:13:14 PM »
Oops! I'm guilty of that ;D but since I live alone it doesn't matter... besides some of our delicate unmentionables need to be hand washed and hung to drip dry - where better than over the shower rod so they drip into the tub?
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2006, 04:14:00 PM »
okey dokey.  But then they shouldnt complain when we throw our socks on the floor

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2006, 04:14:28 PM »
Oops! I'm guilty of that ;D but since I live alone it doesn't matter... besides some of our delicate unmentionables need to be hand washed and hung to drip dry - where better than over the shower rod so they drip into the tub?

I think my explanation is much better . . .

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2006, 04:15:02 PM »
agreed!

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2006, 04:17:19 PM »
okey dokey.  But then they shouldnt complain when we throw our socks on the floor

I don't (well didn't anyway) but then I didn't wash'em either since they weren't in the hamper  :D
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2006, 04:18:31 PM »
i dont mind doing my laundry, just hate ironing

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2006, 04:19:23 PM »
I think my explanation is much better . . .

I wasn't debunking your explanation at all (far from it) just offering a potential reason that's all...
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #57 on: September 16, 2006, 04:20:12 PM »
i dont mind doing my laundry, just hate ironing

You and me both... I also can't stand to vacuum!
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #58 on: September 16, 2006, 04:22:21 PM »
vacumming isn't bad.  I'll do laundry and vacuum as well as cook anytime of the week over ironing though. 

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2006, 04:25:16 PM »
I'll cook any day of the week, I like too & I don't mind doing laundry though folding everything afterwards isn't exactly my fav thing to do. I don't know why I detest vacuuming so much, it's not like it's hard I just don't like to do it - though come to think of it part of it probably had something to do with my dog attacking the vacuum cleaner every time you got it out - lol!
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #60 on: September 16, 2006, 04:29:21 PM »
my dog used to do the same thing.  Made me laugh everytime too.  Folding clothes sucks.  I ahte yardwork.

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #61 on: September 16, 2006, 04:32:31 PM »
1. rolling in at nine am sunday morning and never having to explain yourself.

2. spending $6000 on a tv and never having to explain yourself.

3. buying a wildly impractical car cause you feel like it.

4. your dog can sleep on your bed, and he's willing to respect your personal space.

5. watching football in your boxers all saturday  :-X

6. not finding various mysterious items in your bathroom . . . although really it's a small price to pay for having a clean bathroom . . . so never mind.

7. being able to golf whenever you want. major.

8. no one to gripe when you spend $600 to get a pair of scalped football tickets.

9.  Closet space.

10.  being able to mark your territory as it should be marked . . . toilet seat up . . . towels on living room couch . . etc.

2,3,4,5,7,8,9 and 10 are all acceptable at my house (I will remove the towels myself)


Toilet seat never bothers me unless it's a surprise in the middle of the night like Cheri said

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #62 on: September 16, 2006, 04:34:29 PM »
you just keep getting better Stella! 

P.S.  I put the ketchup back in it's place.  But we have to talk about the hot dogs in the bun thing!   ;D

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #63 on: September 16, 2006, 04:35:31 PM »
I hate matching up the socks the most! I didn't really do the yardwork, just the garden stuff.
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #64 on: September 16, 2006, 04:36:54 PM »

P.S.  I put the ketchup back in it's place. 

Thanks, I know because I just squirted it on each bite of the part of the cheeseburger I was eating.....diet doesn't start till Monday you know ;D


  But we have to talk about the hot dogs in the bun thing!   ;D

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #65 on: September 16, 2006, 04:39:15 PM »
2,3,4,5,7,8,9 and 10 are all acceptable at my house (I will remove the towels myself)


Toilet seat never bothers me unless it's a surprise in the middle of the night like Cheri said



do you need more than eight hours of sleep a night? if you don't, you're officially the "perfect woman."

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #66 on: September 16, 2006, 04:40:05 PM »
Stella don't be that way!  lol. 

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #67 on: September 16, 2006, 05:52:10 PM »
do you need more than eight hours of sleep a night? if you don't, you're officially the "perfect woman."

 :D

I hope to get about 8.  If I had no commitments or didn't feel guilty sleeping in longer, I would probably sleep about 9 or 10 hours....but since I get up to pee about 4x a night, that minimizes my actual sleeping time. ;D
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #68 on: September 16, 2006, 05:58:59 PM »

 :D

I hope to get about 8.  If I had no commitments or didn't feel guilty sleeping in longer, I would probably sleep about 9 or 10 hours....but since I get up to pee about 4x a night, that minimizes my actual sleeping time. ;D

four times a night?  damn

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #69 on: September 16, 2006, 06:01:22 PM »
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #70 on: September 16, 2006, 06:09:27 PM »
wow stella. That would drive me crazy.  Then again i generally get less than 6 hours of sleep a night

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #71 on: September 16, 2006, 09:03:21 PM »
Been there, done that.  Let me explain for you xL.  When the guy leaves the toilet seat up and you go into the bathroom (mostly done in the evening hours without a light) and you sit without checking the seat...SPLASH...ass to ice cold water.  Not a pleasant experience when 1/2 asleep.   >:(

When I was a little girl about 3 yrs old, I had to go pee in the middle of the night. I got up out of bed, ...and my sister decided she was gonna go to. She was 5, and since she was bigger than me, and able to run faster than me, she got to the bathroom first. Unfortunately, my Dad left the seat up, and her tiny little 5 year old bottom went right into the bowl. Poor thing couldn't get out either. {lol} That was the first and only time I can remember my Dad ever leaving the seat up.
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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #72 on: September 16, 2006, 09:06:14 PM »
When I was a little girl about 3 yrs old, I had to go pee in the middle of the night. I got up out of bed, ...and my sister decided she was gonna go to. She was 5, and since she was bigger than me, and able to run faster than me, she got to the bathroom first. Unfortunately, my Dad left the seat up, and her tiny little 5 year old bottom went right into the bowl. Poor thing couldn't get out either. {lol} That was the first and only time I can remember my Dad ever leaving the seat up.

hahahahaha . . . there's a moral to that story.

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #73 on: September 16, 2006, 09:09:12 PM »
never "falling in" the toilet

how did you react? swear a blue streak? take care of business and then go whack your hubby upside the head? sit on the throne and calm down and go back to sleep as if nothing unusual had happened?

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Re: The benefits of being single....
« Reply #74 on: September 17, 2006, 07:25:43 AM »

 :D

I hope to get about 8.  If I had no commitments or didn't feel guilty sleeping in longer, I would probably sleep about 9 or 10 hours....but since I get up to pee about 4x a night, that minimizes my actual sleeping time. ;D
Michael is up almost every hour.  :-\  He is either peeing, drinking or eating.  I don't know how he does it.
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