Author Topic: Tough Enough WWE Tryouts! What a joke! (Read 11204 times)

alexxx · « **on:** September 17, 2006, 04:58:00 PM »

Have any of you ever tried out for that? I didn't have time to send in a tape or anything so I am thinking of just showing up and starting chaos. Its a two hour drive with no guarantee they would take you. What do you say?

Are you Tough Enough to try out for World Wrestling Entertainment?

A WWE Tryout will be held in Ottawa, Canada on Tuesday, September 19.

Where: ScotiaBank Place

When: Tuesday, September 19th

Time: Arrival time is 2:00pm Sharp. The Tryout time is 3-5:00pm

Thank you to all that have applied. Congratulations to the 20 finalists selected to take part in the tryouts:

Mike Holt
Jennifer Ykema
Dennis Stewart
Chris Gray
Scott McPherson
Matt Cintione
Dave Tierney
James Champaigne
Stevan Cvjetkovich
Jason McGinn
Pierre Khoury
Sitara Hewitt
Melissa Maughn
Kris Medeiros
Marc-Andre Boulanger
Jason
Phil Gervais
Roy Stephen Yetman
Bradley Amos
Steven Brown

figgs · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:20:31 PM »

LOL yes let's all laugh because the training required to become a WWE wrestler makes bodybuilding look like a joke!

alexxx · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:21:42 PM »

Quote from: figgs on September 17, 2006, 05:20:31 PM

LOL yes let's all laugh because the training required to become a WWE wrestler makes bodybuilding look like a joke!

I don't have any wrestling training but I bet its a bigger joke than weight training.

sarcasm · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:22:56 PM »

all kidding aside alexxx, you are far too skinny for the WWE, i'm being totally serious here, those guys would hurt you.

Oldschool Flip · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:24:29 PM »

alexxx I had a friend of mine try it, who was in superb condition, and he dropped out because he said it was not only mentally tough, but physically tough too.

Adam Empire · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:26:58 PM »

Alexxx, are you sure you didn't qualify under your real name "Jennifer Ykema"?

alexxx · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Oldschool Flip on September 17, 2006, 05:24:29 PM

alexxx I had a friend of mine try it, who was in superb condition, and he dropped out because he said it was not only mentally tough, but physically tough too.

You're friend is probably just weak.

alexxx · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:30:14 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on September 17, 2006, 05:22:56 PM

all kidding aside alexxx, you are far too skinny for the WWE, i'm being totally serious here, those guys would hurt you.

Nobody ever hurt me, what makes you think somebody will starting now? I am stronger and bigger than ever before. I probably dwarf those guys anyways.

alexxx · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:34:49 PM »

I have 8 inch wrists, 220 pounds of shredded to the bone muscle and stamina second to none.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:36:45 PM »

Training to wrestle is very painful. You have to learn how to take bumps properly to avoid injury and perform stenuous lifting. Its not easy and if you want to find out how tough it is, fall flat on a wrestling matt.

alexxx · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:37:38 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 17, 2006, 05:36:45 PM

Training to wrestle is very painful. You have to learn how to take bumps properly to avoid injury and perform stenuous lifting. Its not easy and if you want to find out how tough it is, fall flat on a wrestling matt.

You mean that nice soft cushion?

sarcasm · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:38:31 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 17, 2006, 05:36:45 PM

Training to wrestle is very painful. You have to learn how to take bumps properly to avoid injury and perform stenuous lifting. Its not easy and if you want to find out how tough it is, fall flat on a wrestling matt.

"stenuous", "wrestling matt"? don't they teach English in South Carolina, or is you a home skooo'd brutha?

alexxx · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:44:05 PM »

I am thinking of using Alexander the Great as my wwe name what do you folks say?

sarcasm · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:46:10 PM »

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages making his way to the ring, weighing 172lbs., Montreal's most effeminate bottom boy, Alex Rykov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alexxx · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:46:25 PM »

Alexxx is also good.

alexxx · « **Reply #15 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:47:52 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on September 17, 2006, 05:46:10 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages making his way to the ring, weighing 250lbs., Montreal's most effeminate Power Man, The one, the legendary, Alex Rykov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Sarc has the right idea!

alexxx · « **Reply #16 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:55:57 PM »

Introducing the world conquering champion of all wrestling superstars, the one and only big sexy, stupendous, tremendous super natural Alexxx the handsome russian warrior!

alexxx · « **Reply #17 on:** September 17, 2006, 05:58:43 PM »

Super handsome Super macho Super charming Alex the Conqueror!

alexxx · « **Reply #18 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:19:12 PM »

Wrestling is a real athletic sport and I have all the right skills to own everybody there!

avesher · « **Reply #19 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:25:28 PM »

Alexxx--what is wrong with you--bipolar?Manic?schizo? like really, what is wrong with you. You are attention starved--you have to bethe center of attention all the time.

alexxx · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:31:00 PM »

Quote from: avesher on September 17, 2006, 06:25:28 PM

Alexxx--what is wrong with you--bipolar?Manic?schizo? like really, what is wrong with you. You are attention starved--you have to bethe center of attention all the time.

Why do people keep using that term?

avesher · « **Reply #21 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:37:52 PM »

you're a sad sorry human being Alexxx--I genuinely feel sorry for you.

onlyme · « **Reply #22 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:43:03 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on September 17, 2006, 05:58:43 PM

Super handsome Super macho Super charming Alex the Conqueror!

Keep it short and sweet like Alexxx the Gay. It describes you to the tee and it fits. And change your screen name to wannabeanything

alexxx · « **Reply #23 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:45:03 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on September 17, 2006, 06:43:03 PM

Keep it short and sweet like Alexxx the Gay. It describes you to the tee and it fits. And change your screen name to wannabeanything

Well bodybuilding is a dying sport. I think I have to much athletic skill to just go after one avenue.

Wombat · « **Reply #24 on:** September 17, 2006, 08:37:32 PM »

Now a days wrestling camps are no joke...They literally try to beat you down...And if you happen to be the more muscular guy at camp, they will rip on you even more...

Everyone with some size and muscle think they can just become a wrestler...Then they go to camp and its a huge eye opener...