Author Topic: Brutal jealousy in the gym (Read 18466 times)

gatrainer · « **Reply #75 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:32:29 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 08:26:33 AM

Aw, how cute. Bast's lover is coming to his aid. Given your homosexual tendencies, I'd say my mom is pretty safe. Good try though.

actually...I think she is the one giving the rim jobs

hope this helps

rjp · « **Reply #76 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:52:03 AM »

Quote from: gatrainer on September 20, 2006, 08:32:29 AM

actually...I think she is the one giving the rim jobs

hope this helps

Well as you're calling yourself gaytrainer I'm sure you know all about rimjobs. When you toss a guy's salad, do you prefer syrup or jelly on his ass? I'm guessing neither. You seem to me like the type of guy who likes his ass straight up

Bast000 · « **Reply #77 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:55:18 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 08:52:03 AM

Well as you're calling yourself gaytrainer I'm sure you know all about rimjobs. When you toss a guy's salad, do you prefer syrup or jelly on his ass? I'm guessing neither. You seem to me like the type of guy who likes his ass straight up

hahaha ok pointdexter.

rjp · « **Reply #78 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:59:43 AM »

Quote from: Bast000 on September 20, 2006, 08:55:18 AM

hahaha ok pointdexter.

Damn, that's the best you got? Poindexter? What's next; you're gonna cite the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" line to me?

Fuck, this isn't even sporting.

Bast000 · « **Reply #79 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:01:07 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 08:59:43 AM

Damn, that's the best you got? Poindexter? What's next; you're gonna cite the old "I'm rubber, you're glue" line to me?

f**k, this isn't even sporting.

haha ok whippersnapper

rjp · « **Reply #80 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:02:20 AM »

Quote from: Bast000 on September 20, 2006, 09:01:07 AM

haha ok whippersnapper

LOL, much better.

nycbull · « **Reply #81 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:06:03 AM »

Quote from: Bast000 on September 20, 2006, 07:45:13 AM

hahaha he always posts "i'm 6' 4" on the musclebear.com forum to attract more guys. brutal homosexual dating tactics.

Funny Bast, you and a bunch of guys here make a lot of references to musclebear stuff. You do realize it is a small gay subculture. To know about it one would have to be searching for "big hairy gay muscle men" on Google. Otherwise there is no other way to find it.

Brutal admitting you are curious about gay muscular men.

gatrainer · « **Reply #82 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:09:48 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 08:52:03 AM

Well as you're calling yourself gaytrainer I'm sure you know all about rimjobs. When you toss a guy's salad, do you prefer syrup or jelly on his ass? I'm guessing neither. You seem to me like the type of guy who likes his ass straight up

hahhah...sure RimJobPro

anymore quotes you want to steal from Chris Rock?
I think you spent to many summers at grandpa's house playing find the quarter....with your old pa hiding your silver treasure deep in his front pocket. The first couple of summers were painful and caused alot of bad dreams, but after that you looked forward to summer vacation, and often planned more frequent trips to visit old grandpa and his disappearing quarter trick. That about right?

kiwiol · « **Reply #83 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:36:43 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 09:02:20 AM

LOL, much better.

rjpolesmoker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you have the audacity to speak up against SQUAD legends Bast and Sarcasm when you are an insignificant skidmark in whom any one of us from the SQUAD or even owning machines like GATrainer can start internal bleedings anytime we wish that'll make you pee in your little panties forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guy' who sees an ad in the Animal Planet channel about auditions to replace the recently deceased Steve Irwin and immediately take a couple of days off to work on an audition tape and send it to them. And when they play your tape to find that it is just you who calls himself 'Buck naked' the 'one-eyed lizard' hunter in which you go about in assless chaps and nipple tassels into the toilets of the seediest gay bars, pointing at passed out guys with their exposed 'members', saying stuff like, "Crickey. There is a big one. I'm gonna suck it to see if it has any mulatto blood in it. Follow me closely......." etc and they turn you down after getting a restraining order, you just tell yourself, "Oh well, I guess it's back to the glory hole again. What the hell, I love it anyway". Hahahahahahaha gayer than a Monty python musical.

gatrainer · « **Reply #84 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:44:28 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 20, 2006, 09:36:43 AM

rjpolesmoker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you have the audacity to speak up against SQUAD legends Bast and Sarcasm when you are an insignificant skidmark in whom any one of us from the SQUAD or even owning machines like GATrainer can start internal bleedings anytime we wish that'll make you pee in your little panties forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guy' who sees an ad in the Animal Planet channel about auditions to replace the recently deceased Steve Irwin and immediately take a couple of days off to work on an audition tape and send it to them. And when they play your tape to find that it is just you who calls himself 'Buck naked' the 'one-eyed lizard' hunter in which you go about in assless chaps and nipple tassels into the toilets of the seediest gay bars, pointing at passed out guys with their exposed 'members', saying stuff like, "Crickey. There is a big one. I'm gonna suck it to see if it has any mulatto blood in it. Follow me closely......." etc and they turn you down after getting a restraining order, you just tell yourself, "Oh well, I guess it's back to the glory hole again. What the hell, I love it anyway". Hahahahahahaha gayer than a Monty python musical.

hahahaha....classic kiwiol!!! Good work! Are you saying that RimJobPro.....ah...never mind...I cant top that!

RimJobPro......gayer than rollerskating

Overload · « **Reply #85 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:50:55 AM »

Quote from: texasRUSH on September 20, 2006, 07:44:18 AM

what is it with trainers at LA fitness....i mean really..that same shit happens at our LA fitness...and it's always the new hires that have something to say. Just ignore them..most of them are kids straight outta college with a kines degree looking for some little jailbait ass to train.

What's funny is they aren't even certified trainers...these are kids in college to become trainers i guess. only 3 people at this gym actually have some sort of degree. most of them are 18-21 age range and don't even bench 225.

i ignore people easily but when someone is talking shit, i call them out. i'm a very passive person and i hate fighting but i won't let some little punk talk shit without some sort of issue.

rjp · « **Reply #86 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:54:36 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 20, 2006, 09:36:43 AM

rjpolesmoker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you have the audacity to speak up against SQUAD legends Bast and Sarcasm when you are an insignificant skidmark in whom any one of us from the SQUAD or even owning machines like GATrainer can start internal bleedings anytime we wish that'll make you pee in your little panties forever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guy' who sees an ad in the Animal Planet channel about auditions to replace the recently deceased Steve Irwin and immediately take a couple of days off to work on an audition tape and send it to them. And when they play your tape to find that it is just you who calls himself 'Buck naked' the 'one-eyed lizard' hunter in which you go about in assless chaps and nipple tassels into the toilets of the seediest gay bars, pointing at passed out guys with their exposed 'members', saying stuff like, "Crickey. There is a big one. I'm gonna suck it to see if it has any mulatto blood in it. Follow me closely......." etc and they turn you down after getting a restraining order, you just tell yourself, "Oh well, I guess it's back to the glory hole again. What the hell, I love it anyway". Hahahahahahaha gayer than a Monty python musical.

Oh lordy me. What have I done now? It lookee like I made the gay squad all angry wit me. Oooooh feets don't fail me now. I bessa get on outta here before somebody getsa hurt...and that somebody might jus be me!

Funny, I was just going to leave but after that extremely gay post of yours, I think I'll stick around. How do you come up with all those gay references? I mean, as a straight guy I simply wouldn't know where to begin but "assless chaps" and "nipple tassels". Damn, thats awfully specific. If I were a betting man (and I am), I'd guess that last post of yours was psychological projection. Don't hurt yourself looking it up, I'll help you. It's when a person projects their own undesirable thoughts and feelings on another. It's ok. There is help for you and if you ask nicely, I might just be able to recommend a good psychiatrist to de-program you. Remember, you'll always have the full support of the Squad

kiwiol · « **Reply #87 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:59:21 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 09:54:36 AM

Oh lordy me. What have I done now? It lookee like I made the gay squad all angry wit me. Oooooh feets don't fail me now. I bessa get on outta here before somebody getsa hurt...and that somebody might jus be me!

Funny, I was just going to leave but after that extremely gay post of yours, I think I'll stick around. How do you come up with all those gay references? I mean, as a straight guy I simply wouldn't know where to begin but "assless chaps" and "nipple tassels". Damn, thats awfully specific. If I were a betting man (and I am), I'd guess that last post of yours was psychological projection. Don't hurt yourself looking it up, I'll help you. It's when a person projects their own undesirable thoughts and feelings on another. It's ok. There is help for you and if you ask nicely, I might just be able to recommend a good psychiatrist to de-program you. Remember, you'll always have the full support of the Squad

First, meltdown and second, you speak like a psychologist.........if psychology was cock sucking.

rjp · « **Reply #88 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:04:09 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 20, 2006, 09:59:21 AM

First, meltdown and second, you speak like a psychologist.........if psychology was cock sucking.

LOL, I was waiting for the "meltdown" post. The meltdown post is a convenient out when you've got nothing left to say. Nope I'm afraid you melted first my friend. You're post was longer and much more nonsensical so nyah nyah nyah...

I believe you are now owned. That flush feeling in your cheeks that you're feeling right now...that's defeat. Get used to it.

kiwiol · « **Reply #89 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:08:38 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 10:04:09 AM

LOL, I was waiting for the "meltdown" post. The meltdown post is a convenient out when you've got nothing left to say. Nope I'm afraid you melted first my friend. You're post was longer and much more nonsensical so nyah nyah nyah...

I believe you are now owned. That flush feeling in your cheeks that you're feeling right now...that's defeat. Get used to it.

Hahahahaha ok rjpolesmoker. Your making a gay post like the last 2 doesn't mean I'm owned, sorry.

Bast000 · « **Reply #90 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:09:06 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 20, 2006, 10:08:38 AM

Hahahahaha ok rjpolesmoker. Your making a gay post like the last 2 doesn't mean I'm owned, sorry.

you make a very good point here Kiwiol.

kiwiol · « **Reply #91 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:13:16 AM »

Quote from: Bast000 on September 20, 2006, 10:09:06 AM

you make a very good point here Kiwiol.

Is it just me or does it strike you also that rjpolesmoker has an unquenchable lust for the cock, Bast?

rjp · « **Reply #92 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:16:39 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on September 20, 2006, 10:08:38 AM

Hahahahaha ok rjpolesmoker. Your making a gay post like the last 2 doesn't mean I'm owned, sorry.

Jesus, I hope everyone here isn't as stupid as you are. Allow me to break it down for you. The minute you started replying to me, I owned you. The funny thing is that you had no reason to reply but since I insulted one of the little boys in your club (and how fucking gay is that) you decided to try your hand at me. That you are still replying to me means I own you. I've got 20 fucking posts in this place yet this entire thread is now got all you homos trying your best to remember your 11th grade grammar rules (which was probably last year) in an attempt to somehow flame me. I can fucking lead this thread in pretty much any direction I want now while all you pathetic lemmings follow along.

That my friend is owning of the highest order.

Mars · « **Reply #93 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:20:33 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 10:16:39 AM

Jesus, I hope everyone here isn't as stupid as you are. Allow me to break it down for you. The minute you started replying to me, I owned you. The funny thing is that you had no reason to reply but since I insulted one of the little boys in your club (and how fucking gay is that) you decided to try your hand at me. That you are still replying to me means I own you. I've got 20 fucking posts in this place yet this entire thread is now got all you homos trying your best to remember your 11th grade grammar rules (which was probably last year) in an attempt to somehow flame me. I can fucking lead this thread in pretty much any direction I want now while all you pathetic lemmings follow along.

That my friend is owning of the highest order.

Meltdown.

kiwiol · « **Reply #94 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:21:39 AM »

Quote from: rjp on September 20, 2006, 10:16:39 AM

Jesus, I hope everyone here isn't as stupid as you are. Allow me to break it down for you. The minute you started replying to me, I owned you. The funny thing is that you had no reason to reply but since I insulted one of the little boys in your club (and how fucking gay is that) you decided to try your hand at me. That you are still replying to me means I own you. I've got 20 fucking posts in this place yet this entire thread is now got all you homos trying your best to remember your 11th grade grammar rules (which was probably last year) in an attempt to somehow flame me. I can fucking lead this thread in pretty much any direction I want now while all you pathetic lemmings follow along.

That my friend is owning of the highest order.

Hahahahaha let me make something clear here you fag. You are a tiny little tit and when you acquire delusions of grandeur where you think you can address Bast or the great Sarcasm, someone like me is gonna put you in your proper place. Just because you are extremely gay and won awards in cocksucking in the local Rectal Rodeo doesn't mean you are gonna be treated the same here, kapish?

Bast000 · « **Reply #95 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:22:06 AM »

The Squad will take care of rjp any further.

Mars · « **Reply #96 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:24:20 AM »

Quote from: Bast000 on September 20, 2006, 10:22:06 AM

The Squad will take care of rjp any further.

He's lucky Sarcasm is not online because he would finish this little cumsailor in a second.

kiwiol · « **Reply #97 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:24:46 AM »

Quote from: Mars on September 20, 2006, 10:24:20 AM

He's lucky Sarcasm is not online because he would finish this little cumsailor in a second.

Are you saying that rjp's favorite time of the day is when his 'dad' 'tucks him in', Mars ?

RJB · « **Reply #98 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:28:42 AM »

Quote from: Bast000 on September 19, 2006, 07:18:40 PM

A friend just told me that one of the workers there was talking shit about me, not sure what he said, but it's someone I never even talked to.

Will have to tell him to say it to my face when I see him in the gym next time.

I hope you know that you're a complete homo for caring what some other dude says. Pussy.

rjp · « **Reply #99 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:29:13 AM »

Quote from: Mars on September 20, 2006, 10:24:20 AM

He's lucky Sarcasm is not online because he would finish this little cumsailor in a second.

Why wait for him? Why not finish me yourself? Oh wait, your Squad leader has to come in to save his little boys. I'm guessing he must be the Chickenhawk amongst you ~~gays~~ guys. How do you determine who services him first? Do you draw straws or are each of you assigned your own "special day"?