"Toby Keith may have a song called,
Boot up your Ass but he should call it
Narc on your Bus. Willie, I am sorry. Now I'm no fan of locoweed but I'm a libertarian, what you do on your bus is your business so let this be a warning to Merle Haggard; Toby Keith is out there and he is a squealer"--Stephen Colbert
Well Colbert got the song title wrong
But I wonder how Toby feels about this or if he doesn't give a shit?