Author Topic: Are dolphins as cute and innocent as they lead us to believe? (Read 3944 times)

Bigger Business · « **on:** September 20, 2006, 08:50:11 PM »

It's international dolphin day...I'm not convinced theyre as cool as people think. Dont get me wrong...i dig the flippies and all the backward swimming and shit, but they eat too many fish...they gotta go!

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Al-Gebra · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:53:53 PM »

I've heard that they're actually the dominant species on earth . . . and that they'll leave before it's destroyed, but first they'll say "so long and thanks for all the fish."

24KT · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:57:07 PM »

They're quite intelligent creatures, ...some suspect more so than man.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:58:51 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on September 20, 2006, 08:57:07 PM

They're quite intelligent creatures, ...some suspect more so than man.

in your case, it's pretty clear that they really are.

OzmO · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:59:44 PM »

I heard somewhere, they are into gang rape. look it up.

24KT · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:02:40 PM »

OzmO, ...you mad at me?

Migs · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:06:16 PM »

dolphins taste good, they can stay

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:18:25 PM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on September 20, 2006, 09:02:40 PM

OzmO, ...you mad at me?

translation: I'm lonely and looking for attention on the internet.

24KT · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:31:06 PM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on September 20, 2006, 09:18:25 PM

translation: I'm lonely and looking for attention on the internet.

It's more like "I wonder if he's discovered what I did?"

Hedgehog · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:33:19 PM »

There is known cases of rapes among Dolphins.

And even weirder, Dolphins have raped humans...

YIP
Zack

24KT · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:35:57 PM »

Bigger Business · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:49:39 PM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on September 20, 2006, 09:33:19 PM

And even weirder, Dolphins have raped humans...

sweet baby jesus Zack!

(seen my snorkel and video camera?)

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2006, 10:00:28 PM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on September 20, 2006, 09:33:19 PM

There is known cases of rapes among Dolphins.

And even weirder, Dolphins have raped humans...

YIP
Zack

i've actually heard of the latter, not rape, but sexually aggressive behavior towards humans . . . wonder if it's a dominance thing, or if they're like bonobos?

JasonH · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2006, 01:36:31 AM »

Pray tell, how on earth does a dolphin rape a human?

CQ · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2006, 02:41:33 AM »

Dolphins are perverts.

If you get around them they will poke at you with their 'thing'. Male or female they do not discriminate

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2006, 02:54:31 AM »

Quote from: jaguarenterprises on September 20, 2006, 08:57:07 PM

They're quite intelligent creatures, ...some suspect more so than man.

Evidence?

I've heard about the rape thing too... very "cute"

Slippedisc · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2006, 06:43:32 PM »

i heard dolphins use their bottlenose as a dildo

on a related note

biggerb has been practicing pinching sardines between his cheeks

Mongol · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2006, 06:48:35 PM »

Quote from: BigJ on September 21, 2006, 01:36:31 AM

Pray tell, how on earth does a dolphin rape a human?

I know this one!

On porpoise!!

And yes that is the best I could come up with!

24KT · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:22:02 PM »

{lol} cute.

OzmO · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:24:22 PM »

I was watching something somewhere a few years ago or maybe i was reading it, anyways it said that there have been people who have witnessed gangs of dolphins rape a female dolphin.

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:35:00 PM »

Send Nudes, or the dolphin gets wacked!

24KT · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:35:50 PM »

Quote from: OzmO on September 21, 2006, 07:24:22 PM

I was watching something somewhere a few years ago or maybe i was reading it, anyways it said that there have been people who have witnessed gangs of dolphins rape a female dolphin.

At first I thought you were kidding, ...then I googled it.

OzmO · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:45:54 PM »

yeah, i knew i was sober when i saw that !

Mongol · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:46:45 PM »

Quote from: OzmO on September 21, 2006, 07:24:22 PM

I was watching something somewhere a few years ago or maybe i was reading it, anyways it said that there have been people who have witnessed gangs of dolphins rape a female dolphin.

Err freaky dolphin porn!

24KT · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:50:21 PM »

Quote from: OzmO on September 21, 2006, 07:45:54 PM

yeah, i knew i was sober when i saw that !

BTW - Did you get the skype text chat?