Do you hang off Sarcasm nuts as a full time job or just weekends?
IwannaBaCocksucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you insult both the founding fathers of the almighty SQUAD, the great Mars and the even greater Sarcasm, especially after they made you their little bitch long before you were even born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahaha oh brother, I bet you are the kind of 'guy' who pretends to be a lifeguard in the beach with the highest musclebear population and early one day, when no one's looking, change the 'swim in between flags' to a more dangerous part of the beach. And sure enough when an unsuspecting bear gets caught up and nearly drowns, you swim over and drag him to the beach. And rather than give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, you pull down his speedos and take his cock in your mouth. And when the stunned onlookers ask you what the hell you're doing, you reply, "Relax people. I know what I'm doing here. This is an advanced technique that we use only in emergencies. Since this stud's, i mean, guy's penis is closer to his stomach than his mouth is, it'll be easier to suck the water out through it. Now step back and watch me suck....the water out, I mean" as you work his member like it's going out of style. Hahahahahaha gayer than Rodney St Cloud's used posing trunks.