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MuscleTech ads
« on: September 25, 2006, 04:53:23 PM »
Say what you want about MuscleTech's supplements, but I think their ads are the funniest I've ever seen.  Pretty much every ad has a picture of one of their guys with some hot girl hanging off of them, all thanks to Hydroxycut or CellTech.  I think my favorite is an older ad that talks about Anator P70 in which it pretty much says, "Girls love guys with big pipes."  Another favorite: David Henry's Hydroxycut ad, where he's smirking and lifting up his shirt while some chick is giggling and running her hand over his abs... the caption reads, "getting shredded certainly has its benfits onstage and off!"

Also... Jeramy Freeman's incredible Anator P70 transformation!  50 lbs. in 42 days!  Looks like someone just started up on GH and insulin...

I wonder if these guys even read their ad copy... it's ridiculous.  Still, it's entertaining...

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2006, 04:56:46 PM »
Say what you want about MuscleTech's supplements, but I think their ads are the funniest I've ever seen.  Pretty much every ad has a picture of one of their guys with some hot girl hanging off of them, all thanks to Hydroxycut or CellTech.  I think my favorite is an older ad that talks about Anator P70 in which it pretty much says, "Girls love guys with big pipes."  Another favorite: David Henry's Hydroxycut ad, where he's smirking and lifting up his shirt while some chick is giggling and running her hand over his abs... the caption reads, "getting shredded certainly has its benfits onstage and off!"

Also... Jeramy Freeman's incredible Anator P70 transformation!  50 lbs. in 42 days!  Looks like someone just started up on GH and insulin...

I wonder if these guys even read their ad copy... it's ridiculous.  Still, it's entertaining...
hahahahaha, i can just see the guy taking the picture yelling, Cut!!!!!! and the girls running off and collecting their check.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2006, 04:58:10 PM »
And then the bodybuilder starts talking with a lisp to his boyfriend.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2006, 04:59:17 PM »
And then the bodybuilder starts talking with a lisp to his boyfriend.
or running off to do a quick "posing session", hahahahaha.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2006, 05:01:53 PM »
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hahahahaha, i can just see the guy taking the picture yelling, Cut!!!!!! and the girls running off and collecting their check.

"Alright bitches, get your hands off of David Henry's abs... you can stop acting like you care now..."

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2006, 05:02:58 PM »
"Alright bitches, get your hands off of David Henry's abs... you can stop acting like you care now..."
hahahaha, something tells me that they don't have to be told that.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2006, 05:04:44 PM »
David Henry's just wondering why society can't be openminded enough to let some other guy be the one with his hands on the abs...

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2006, 05:14:26 PM »
In that David Henry ab shot, I think that Girl is a little freaked out of his belly button.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2006, 05:16:11 PM »
And then the bodybuilder starts talking with a lisp to his boyfriend.

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2006, 06:05:43 PM »
this is just as funny!


• His protein intake

JC: “Weighing in at approximately 255 pounds onstage, I eat anywhere from 600 to 700 grams of protein daily. I wouldn't suggest that to just any regular Joe, though. My main sources of protein are fish, NITRO-TECH®, and egg whites


JC: “Since I was able to incorporate HYDROXYCUT® into my program during my preparation, I was able to pull off the best conditioning of my life. By taking HYDROXYCUT before my meals throughout my diet, I was able to maintain my low-calorie diet. HYDROXYCUT was also essential in keeping my energy levels up when I was down and tired. I really think that HYDROXYCUT® helped keep my metabolism up and roaring in preparation for the show.”

http://www.muscletech.com/FEATURES/JAY_SPEAKS_OUT/Jay_Speaks_Out.shtml
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2006, 06:42:30 PM »
When the Feds come in and fully regulate the industry - we know who to blame.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2006, 07:05:16 PM »
The ads are unrealistic.  Dave Henry and Branch Warren attracting hot chicks?  Get real!  And Christina Lindley trumps just about every hot girl I know.  Notice how she is shorter than Dave in the ad?  In reality she is 5'9 and he is much shorter.

haha with those DAMN sunglasses he even wears them in the ads

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2006, 07:27:15 PM »
why does the doctor in the muscletech ads wear a stethescope?

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2006, 07:45:12 PM »
why does the doctor in the muscletech ads wear a stethescope?
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2006, 07:46:12 PM »
why does the doctor in the muscletech ads wear a stethescope?

I was thinking the same thing!! Dr Hawyer is a knob

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2006, 06:27:48 AM »
Say what you want about MuscleTech's supplements, but I think their ads are the funniest I've ever seen.  Pretty much every ad has a picture of one of their guys with some hot girl hanging off of them, all thanks to Hydroxycut or CellTech.  I think my favorite is an older ad that talks about Anator P70 in which it pretty much says, "Girls love guys with big pipes."  Another favorite: David Henry's Hydroxycut ad, where he's smirking and lifting up his shirt while some chick is giggling and running her hand over his abs... the caption reads, "getting shredded certainly has its benfits onstage and off!"

Also... Jeramy Freeman's incredible Anator P70 transformation!  50 lbs. in 42 days!  Looks like someone just started up on GH and insulin...

I wonder if these guys even read their ad copy... it's ridiculous.  Still, it's entertaining...
Jeramy Freeman, does that guy compete in anything besides bench press contest? Dude is all chest with seriously lagging arms!! How does he keep that contract with Muscle Tech anyway!!! BRING TOPOMANIA BAAAAACK TO MUSCLE TECH BIIIITHCHES!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2006, 09:28:27 AM »
Have you guys seen the Musletech- Secrets of the Pros series, featuring Cutler, Cormier, Warren, Jackson, King and Boeving?

The secret is the Celltech, Nitrotech, Shit-tech and Fukctech.

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2006, 09:56:14 AM »

  Like Christina or any one of those blondes would ever give a negroe the time nor day...pleeeeease!

 Muscle Tech is an ENEMY of Getbig. We do not endorse them and they get no respect from 'The Watchdogs' and I am pretty sure 'The Squad' feels the same. Muscle tech INSULTS the expierenced bodybuilder...recreation or competitive. The thing is...Muscle Tech is a corporation strictly going for the bottom line profit and they can care less about the real bodybuilder. It's probably because they know the expierenced veteren bodybuilder knows food and real training is what it takes and the supplements they use...are probably plain creatine, protein and vitamins. The expierenced bodybuilder knows how to manage money and knows how to buy supps in the most cost efficient way and knows the very basics is all that is desired.

 Muscle Tech has only ONE market in mind...just one, but it is the largest market and most naive. The Newbies. The demographics of 17-24yrs old who are only interested in benchpressing more than their buddy and getting 'chicks' to notice them. I will say this...Muscle Tech has a tried and true cookie cutter way of making profit...they use sex, before/after shots and clever wording and psychology to make ther money. It's cheap, easy but it WORKS. Makes the 160lb newbie run straight to GNC to pick up their tub of Cell Tech in their quest to look like Jay within the next week or two and out benching their buddies.

 Muscle Tech is in no way shape or form endorsed by the members of Getbig.coms forums. They get no play here and no respect...we will never endorse that company. I'd endorse Universal ANIMAL over Muscle Tech.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2006, 10:00:04 AM »
Have you guys seen the Musletech- Secrets of the Pros series, featuring Cutler, Cormier, Warren, Jackson, King and Boeving?

The secret is the Celltech, Nitrotech, Shit-tech and Fukctech.

Don't forget their new Gay-Kick.
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2006, 10:25:22 AM »
why does the doctor in the muscletech ads wear a stethescope?

I was wondering when somebody would mention the doc.  The R&D is high priority at Muscle Tech.  Just check out the guys in the white coats, that should tell you how much development goes into every product.  Pure marketing genius ;D
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2006, 12:06:49 PM »
I always imagined that after hours, Dr. Heuer and the rest of the R&D guys are really thugs... Imagine it... cruising around in their escalades, ridin' on 24s, listening to 50 Cent with their Gakic bling...

I also like the pictures of the scientists appearing to explain what exactly a supplement does.  The pro always has this bewildered look on his face... "Glycine-keto-iso-huh?"

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2006, 01:28:46 PM »
Iovate has an awesome gym on site for their employees/visitors ;)
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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2006, 07:27:27 PM »
  Like Christina or any one of those blondes would ever give a negroe the time nor day...pleeeeease!

 Muscle Tech is an ENEMY of Getbig. We do not endorse them and they get no respect from 'The Watchdogs' and I am pretty sure 'The Squad' feels the same. Muscle tech INSULTS the expierenced bodybuilder...recreation or competitive. The thing is...Muscle Tech is a corporation strictly going for the bottom line profit and they can care less about the real bodybuilder. It's probably because they know the expierenced veteren bodybuilder knows food and real training is what it takes and the supplements they use...are probably plain creatine, protein and vitamins. The expierenced bodybuilder knows how to manage money and knows how to buy supps in the most cost efficient way and knows the very basics is all that is desired.

 Muscle Tech has only ONE market in mind...just one, but it is the largest market and most naive. The Newbies. The demographics of 17-24yrs old who are only interested in benchpressing more than their buddy and getting 'chicks' to notice them. I will say this...Muscle Tech has a tried and true cookie cutter way of making profit...they use sex, before/after shots and clever wording and psychology to make ther money. It's cheap, easy but it WORKS. Makes the 160lb newbie run straight to GNC to pick up their tub of Cell Tech in their quest to look like Jay within the next week or two and out benching their buddies.

 Muscle Tech is in no way shape or form endorsed by the members of Getbig.coms forums. They get no play here and no respect...we will never endorse that company. I'd endorse Universal ANIMAL over Muscle Tech.

I'm sorry, but since WHEN do you represent everyone at GetBig? I don't recall getting a ballot to nominate you (or anyone else, for that matter) as a spokeperson for the posters involved here.

First of all, MuscleTech's advertisements are not much different than that of any other company I've seen. Again, I ask where's your outrage at Nutrex for their Lipo-6 ads, which have plenty of "Before/After" pics and a thong-clad girl wrapped around one Markus Ruhl. Or the skinny blonde with no waist, who graces the ads of Rich Gaspari's Novedex XT. Where's the howling about that one?

So, unless your outrage is aimed at ALL the ads in muscle magazines, your takes are little more than tired blubbering that's been heard time and time again.

Has it ever occured to you that the reason plain creatine is so cheap NOW is because of products like CELL-TECH, NO-Xplode, Vault, V-12, etc? Unless your memory is supremely short, you will recall that plain creatine (no dextrose, no ALA, no NOTHING) used to cost in excess of $60. And that's for the small 300-gram bottles.  They certainly weren't shrink-wrapped in two-for-one promo packs, along with a free T-Shirt (i.e. ProLab Creatine Monohydrate).

BTW, when has MuscleTech (or any supplement company, for that matter) denied that a sound diet and hard, intense training are the cornerstone of a great physique? That's a given, even though many of the "ad-reports" mention that on a regular basis.

In conclusion, your self-appointed status as "supplement police" is neither necessary and (in my particular case) not warranted. It's certainly not original.

Chill out, have some NITRO-TECH, and call it a day!!

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2006, 07:29:55 PM »
Eh, I just thought their copy was funny... not really trying to make a huge deal out of it, theirs just give me more laughs than others.

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Re: MuscleTech ads
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2006, 07:40:02 PM »
Eh, I just thought their copy was funny... not really trying to make a huge deal out of it, theirs just give me more laughs than others.

That is likely due to their being more of those ads in the mags than the others. For some reason, MuscleTech's wares have a profound effect on black bodybuilders, as they can't seem to keep white women off them after using the stuff.

The wives of Warren, Cutler, Charles, Badell, etc. might wish to have their hubbies find new employers.