1) tell me your hair appointment is gonna take 45 mins ..LIARS it took 2 hours
2 hours of me waiting in the friggin car
2) " i only need to pop in and out" of the mall..and then i'm left walking behind ya pissed off for 2 friggin hours
solutions : be honest..if your hair apointment is gonna take long...lemme bring a friend along so i can go eat someplace...maybe get tanked
if you r gonna be a while at the mall have the courtsey to take my friggin car and credit card...thats FINE with as..as long as we dont have to come with
that is all
oh wait...I have some for you:
Guys: 1. Bragging how "well hung" you are, when it's really just a door bell
2. "Hey baby...I can go all night", when you really mean you can't go for more than 30 seconds
3. Just going out for "a' beer with the boys. 2am ... shitfaced
4. "Don't make any plans baby...I have a romantic night ahead for us" ... girl gets excited, make-up, dress, perfume, etc....what happens that night? beer, pizza, football game
5. "You don't have to lift a finger, I'll clean the house, just relax" he says. His rendition of cleaning the house? He put the dishes in the dishwasher.
I could go on and on...don't talk to me about waiting 2 hours for your girl while in the mall or getting her hair done when you guys not only do things that make us wanna itch through our brains...we want to rip yours out.