gordiano,
Why end it with only saying "doing battle" or "going to war"? Why not add: "bringing in the infantry" or "rounding up the troops" or "searching for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq" or "fighting terrorist members of the Al-Qaeda" or "using nuclear/biological/chemical warfare" for the attack", etc, to describe a bodybuilding contest?
Yeah, its the funniest shit. I buy MD for the laughs, seriously, I really do.
Every month, someone is featured and Ron harris inevitably claims they are "the Next Big Thing". I shit you not.
Every month Flex delivers one his infamous recaps.........
Every month Dexter claims to be a "Professional Athlete", LOL?
Every month Steve Blechman do his best to sound like a buck-0-five metrosexual schmoe...
I love MD!