Author Topic: The suits at MuscleTech are dancing in the streets......... (Read 3357 times)

MCWAY · « **on:** September 30, 2006, 09:37:02 PM »

I can see it now....OH HAPPY DAY!!!

MuscleTech has Mr. Olympia on the payroll for at least one year.

Praise the Lord and pass the CELL-TECH!!!

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:37:47 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on September 30, 2006, 09:37:02 PM

I can see it now....OH HAPPY DAY!!!

MuscleTech has Mr. Olympia on the payroll for at least one year.

Praise the Lord and pass the CELL-TECH!!!

That is fuckin halairous! ahhahahaha!

Bigger Business · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:37:54 PM »

I was thinking the same thing

magazines just got 20 pages fatter

dearth · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:38:32 PM »

by using the stupendous stack of
anator p70, combined with leukic,gakic and nitrotech
jay was able to increase his chances of victory 2500%!!

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on September 30, 2006, 09:37:54 PM

I was thinking the same thing

magazines just got 20 pages fatter

haha yup thats forsure. I can hear the ads being typed up now!

torquemada · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:42:28 PM »

The really funny thing is how many kids and newb's are going to go buy that shit after the first 6 page Mr O Jay Cutler ad hits...

getfast81 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:44:01 PM »

Oh God now we get Muscular Development with 7000 pages and 6000 of them Jay Cutler Mr.O ads. "Jay did it with the help of Hydroxycut Hardcore and other trashtech products."

sgt. d · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:49:29 PM »

Im never buying a muscle tech product ever again.

MCWAY · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2006, 09:51:42 PM »

And I beheld the one with the Sandow, and the angel of protein said unto me,

"Son of mass, woe unto them that hateth MuscleTech; they shall weep and gnash their teeth. For, He that sitteth on the throne of Olympia shall sip CELL-TECH and NITRO-TECH. And, he shall gaineth 2400% more mass that they that consumeth regular creatine and protein from the teat of the heifer. And, nary a razor shall come to his head."

WiseGuy · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2006, 11:10:20 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on September 30, 2006, 09:37:02 PM

I can see it now....OH HAPPY DAY!!!

MuscleTech has Mr. Olympia on the payroll for at least one year.

Praise the Lord and pass the CELL-TECH!!!

what will be Muscle techs new motto?

it works but cell tech takes 5 years to take effect...

$:-\$

El_Spiko · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2006, 11:17:05 PM »

They're just launching naNOx9. You know that that's the reason that Jay won? because he had a nitric oxide supplement that works immediately, unlike other NO boosters that take upwards of 45 mins to take effect. When combined with Anator p70 and Hydroxycut hardcore, you have an olympia winning stack!

Bigger Business · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2006, 11:17:19 PM »

I read once that Muscletech had a 50k bonus to any of their athletes that won a show?

Could have read $50.00 was a while back

MCWAY · « **Reply #12 on:** October 01, 2006, 07:24:48 AM »

Quote from: El_Spiko on September 30, 2006, 11:17:05 PM

They're just launching naNOx9. You know that that's the reason that Jay won? because he had a nitric oxide supplement that works immediately, unlike other NO boosters that take upwards of 45 mins to take effect. When combined with Anator p70 and Hydroxycut hardcore, you have an olympia winning stack!

The prophecy has come true, as the weeping and teeth-gnashing continue.

Yorkie T · « **Reply #13 on:** October 01, 2006, 07:29:47 AM »

I heard that if a muscletech endorsed athlete wins a show they match whatever prize money the competitor has won aswell, so jay will get double his winnings from the olympia.

Monster pay cheque.

T-Bag · « **Reply #14 on:** October 01, 2006, 08:18:47 AM »

can't talk now ..... gotta run to GNC

MCWAY · « **Reply #15 on:** October 01, 2006, 09:35:12 AM »

Quote from: T-Bag on October 01, 2006, 08:18:47 AM

can't talk now ..... gotta run to GNC

Look for marked-down GAKIC (the powdered version). It tastes awful, but it works well (I recommend consuming it with orange juice to take some of the sting away).

Yorkie T · « **Reply #16 on:** October 01, 2006, 09:56:51 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on October 01, 2006, 09:49:01 AM

I don't think it's fair that Jay won if he was using Cell-Tech and Ronnie wasn't.

I dunno Ronnie had no-explode and triple H to help him prep for the O.

MCWAY · « **Reply #17 on:** October 01, 2006, 10:08:35 AM »

Quote from: WiseGuy on September 30, 2006, 11:10:20 PM

what will be Muscle techs new motto?

it works but cell tech takes 5 years to take effect...

$:-\$

What? It wasn't working all the years Cutler placed second?

Perhaps, it was the new CELL-TECH Hardcore that helped get the "Ultimate Beef" the ultimate title!!

So let it be written; so let it be done!!!

MCWAY · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2006, 08:46:23 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on October 01, 2006, 09:35:12 AM

Look for marked-down GAKIC (the powdered version). It tastes awful, but it works well (I recommend consuming it with orange juice to take some of the sting away).

As I stated on another thread, GNC appears to be out of powdered GAKIC. As another poster mentioned to me, it's been discontinued due to its ungodly taste.

Adam Empire · « **Reply #19 on:** October 02, 2006, 08:58:50 PM »

Shut up all you haters. We all know that the Muscletech researchers finally developed products that gave him the edge.

MCWAY · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:53:04 PM »

Quote from: Adam Empire on October 02, 2006, 08:58:50 PM

Shut up all you haters. We all know that the Muscletech researchers finally developed products that gave him the edge.

They that consumeth NITRO-TECH shall gaineth 1600% more mass than they that taken mere protein from the teat of the heifer.