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Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Reported by Ellen - May 6, 2005
Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

In addition to Horsley, Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry another radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist. In the middle of an otherwise serious interview, Terry began joking - apropos of nothing - that he and Colmes were ex-lovers.

Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in "sodomy." When Colmes asked Phelps if he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.

Hmm, I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Come to think of it, Ann Coulter is reputed to have an unusually, er, wide-ranging sex life, too, though as far as I know it's just confined to men. Still, it doesn't exactly match the profile of an ultra-conservative.

8/25/05 UPDATE Former Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris joined the Bizarre Sex Habits club recently when she shook her boobies on Hannity & Colmes. Standing sideways throughout the interview (when was the last time you saw a politician do that?), if she wasn't trying to show off her - um - physical assets, then she must have a very unusual case of Tourette's Syndrome affecting her chest only.

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Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing



Interesting articles you're posting today Z1, but I'm willing to bet there are bizarre sex habits of some people considered Extreme Left-Wing also......and probably some people considered in between as well :-\
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Interesting articles you're posting today Z1, but I'm willing to bet there are bizarre sex habits of some people considered Extreme Left-Wing also......and probably some people considered in between as well :-\
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Interesting articles you're posting today Z1, but I'm willing to bet there are bizarre sex habits of some people considered Extreme Left-Wing also......and probably some people considered in between as well :-\
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My guess is there is a web site that has links to most, if not all, of the "articles" that Z1 posted.  I would imagine there is a similar web site that has links to liberal sins too.  I wouldn't be impressed by either one. 

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My guess is there is a web site that has links to most, if not all, of the "articles" that Z1 posted.  I would imagine there is a similar web site that has links to liberal sins too.  I wouldn't be impressed by either one. 

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Why don't you or beachbum find the list of Dem pedophiles or STFU.  I can't believe the rightwing meltdown and outright denial and excuses you fellas are showing in your meltdown to Z1's posts.  You want to keep it real?  Well start by putting up or shuting up!
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Why don't you or beachbum find the list of Dem pedophiles or STFU.  I can't believe the rightwing meltdown and outright denial and excuses you fellas are showing in your meltdown to Z1's posts.  You want to keep it real?  Well start by putting up or shuting up!

what the hell are you talking about?

He's attempting to characterize the entire repub party as deviants because of a few ppl ranging from state reps to campaign volunteers and local officeholders.

If you've been here 5 minutes, you know that I am a staunch republican who doesn't like the neocon faction which has infiltrated my party. 

So chill out. you sound like you have a lot of rage.

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Why don't you or beachbum find the list of Dem pedophiles or STFU.  I can't believe the rightwing meltdown and outright denial and excuses you fellas are showing in your meltdown to Z1's posts.  You want to keep it real?  Well start by putting up or shuting up!
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what the hell are you talking about?

He's attempting to characterize the entire repub party as deviants because of a few ppl ranging from state reps to campaign volunteers and local officeholders.

If you've been here 5 minutes, you know that I am a staunch republican who doesn't like the neocon faction which has infiltrated my party. 

So chill out. you sound like you have a lot of rage.
Really?  Are you that illiterate or just putting words in his mouth because I'm reading through his posts and I haven't read where he said anything like this.  The most I can read from his posts is that there is a higher occurance of pedophiles that are republicans. That is not the same as saying the ENTIRE republican party are deviants.  It's an interesting fact that there isn't a similar list on the net for dems.  I assume you couldn't find one, I couldn't either.  Infact I couldn't come up with any significant number of dem pedos via newspaper searches either.  Whaz up with that boy!
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The most I can read from his posts is that there is a higher occurance of pedophiles that are republicans.

He didn't give any statistics. He posted some stories. There are 120+ million repubs in this country.  If there are ten pedophiles in 120,000,000 - that's pretty impressive!

Post some stats.  Dont' just do selective newspaper searches. 

Whaz up with that boy!

You gotta be fucking kidding me.  Nobody talks like that except sassy 8th graders who should be in 11th grade.  Settle down.


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Why don't you or beachbum find the list of Dem pedophiles or STFU.  I can't believe the rightwing meltdown and outright denial and excuses you fellas are showing in your meltdown to Z1's posts.  You want to keep it real?  Well start by putting up or shuting up!

There is really nothing to address.  It doesn't take much brain power to do an internet search and look for articles, but that would be a waste of time.  Cite an empirical study showing "a higher occurance [sic] of pedophiles that are republicans" and I'll pay attention.  This is silly.

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here's one...who cares what party his is/was in?  That doesn't necessarily represent the rest of the people in his party.

 

gray davis: Hypocritical democrat, liar, thief, CHILD MOLESTER
If you were the mother or father of a 16 year-old daughter, would you want her to be having sex with a 24 year-old?  Those of us who actually do care about our children would not like this one little bit.  This immoral affair is, in fact, illegal.  If your 16 year-old daughter was involved, the 24 year-old would be arrested by the police and go to jail, the district attorney would press child molestation charges, and the perpetrator would be found guilty by a court of law and spend several years in state prison, followed by a few more years on parole, a requirement of which would be to register with the state as a sex offender.

So, why is child molestation NOT child molestion when the molester is a democrat?  Is it OK for someone to be a child molester if he is a democrat?  Apparently, this is the case for child molester and democrat California "governor" gray davis.

Actress Cybil Shepherd has just announced that she and davis had an affair when he was 24 and she was 16.  I can already hear the liberals whining that it doesn't matter because they are adults.  However, the fact remains that, by her own admission, Shepherd was a child at the time, and davis's actions were, in fact, statutory rape and child molestation.  He got away with it because they kept quiet.  Shepherd is now telling the truth, while davis can never be expected to honestly take responsibility, given his complete lack of character and penchant for immorality.

Now, though, the truth must be realized: gray davis is a child molester!  davis is a master performer at screwing people, and Shepherd must have liked getting penetrated by davis: she is now mad about the recall and is planning on helping davis financially.  (Is this a form of "reverse pimping?")  Nonetheless, davis is a child molester who has not made ammends by serving his time in prison, where he rightfully belongs.  I might have a drop of sympathy for davis if he were to take responsibility for his actions and do his time (OK, not really), but I'm not counting on his upstanding moral character - or, more properly, his complete lack thereof.  The question remains: when others DO take responsibility for their actions, why has davis gotten away with child molestation - before or now?  Additionally, why is a child molester serving the people of California, including the children?  davis, obviously, belongs in prison and on the state's list of registered sex offenders, not in the Governor's office!

Why should a democrat - and davis - be allowed to get away with it?  The fact that he has is just another example of typical democrat hypocrisy!!!

California citizens: If you don't care about the children and you like having an irresponsible and unrepentant child molester (not to mention liar and thief) as your governor, vote no on the recall on Tuesday, October 7, 2003.  If you want your leaders to have the same upstanding character, morals and values that you have - and which these same leaders demand of you - vote YES to recall davis, and then vote for a non-democrat as his replacement.


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Thanks :)  I felt weird doing a search for child molesters so that'll be it for me :P
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That's Hilarious! The self-righteous voters of California recalled a democrat who at the age of 24 had a relationship with a 16 yeard old, ...and replaced him with a Republican with a history of repeatedly sexually assaulting grown women into adulthood. Gotta love the irony huh?  :D
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Who gives a fcuk about the sex life of politicians?

Some of them are perverts, of course.

Just like regular people.

And by perverts, I don't mean homos, or normal shit.

I mean stuff like coprophilia and zoophilia.

As long as they're not doing anything illegal, it's not something that should be held against them.

Unless, of course, they're hypocrites.

Someone who's a gay-basher, but is privately living a gay life, should definitely be called on it.


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coprophilia and



what's that?....no details needed, just a vague answer is fine
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what's that?....no details needed, just a vague answer is fine


A Japanese example:

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=35295&type=1

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I was telling my mom about this thread and she mentioned this guy........and also the fact that Clinton (D) pardoned him:

Rep. Mel Reynolds (D-Ill.)
Freshman Reynolds was indicted on Aug. 19, 1994, on charges of having sex with a 16-year-old campaign worker and then pressuring her to lie about it. Reynolds, who is black, denied the charges and said the investigation was racially motivated. The GOP belatedly put up a write-in candidate for November, but Reynolds dispatched him in the overwhelmingly Democratic district with little effort. Reynolds was convicted on Aug. 22, 1995 of 12 counts of sexual assault, obstruction of justice and solicitation of child pornography, was sentenced to five years in prison, and resigned his seat on October 1.

Ken Rudin, a former editor at NPR and the Hotline, produces the ScuttleButton contest for washingtonpost.com and writes a column for The Hill. He can be reached at rudin@erols.com.


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This doesn't mean all Democrats are child molesters....just like the article below doesn't mean all Democrats are rapists:


   Sen. Brock Adams (D-Wash.)
On Sept. 27, 1988, Seattle newspapers reported that Kari Tupper, the daughter of Adams's longtime friends, filed a complaint against the Washington Democrat in July of 1987, charging sexual assault. She claimed she went to Adams's house in March 1987 to get him to end a pattern of harassment, but that he drugged her and assaulted her. Adams denied any sexual assault, saying they only talked about her employment opportunities. Adams continued raising campaign funds and declared for a second term in February of 1992. But two weeks later the Seattle Times reported that eight other women were accusing Adams of sexual molestation over the past 20 years, describing a history of drugging and subsequent rape. Later that day, while still proclaiming his innocence, Adams ended his campaign.


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That 2nd article you posted doesn't even show that THAT particular Democrat was a rapist, but you're missing the point completely. No one here is making the claim that All republicans are pedophiles or prey on underage children. It was a Republican who levied the charge that Liberals are all for pedos. Get a little perspective hun.  ;)

{pssst} Your embarrassment over the Foley fiasco is showing (had to call your mommy for help?) {lololol}
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That 2nd article you posted doesn't even show that THAT particular Democrat was a rapist, but you're missing the point completely. No one here is making the claim that All republicans are pedophiles or prey on underage children. It was a Republican who levied the charge that Liberals are all for pedos. Get a little perspective hun.  ;)

{pssst} Your embarrassment over the Foley fiasco is showing (had to call your mommy for help?) {lololol}
Yes this is a truth. I never said all republicans
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