whats wrong with saying "Shawn, end of discussion" the only thing you added was the fact that you feel Lee has better quad sweep. and why do they have to acknowledge how great Lee is when not everyone thinks he's great? which is obvious because the majority of the responses have been in Shawn's favor.
Uh, because it ends the discussion and on a message board that kind of defeats the purpose don't you think? Does Professor Hawking consult you before he gives a lecture to his students on black holes?

You lost me. 
Unless by playing along at your level you mean...
When you are juggling Lee's nuts in your mouth, do you rotate from the right nut to the left, or the other way around? Which does Lee tell you he prefers before providing you with face-paint? 
There you go Florence, you caught on quickly.
I'm curious, when you're spraying Spray & Wash onto the skid marks in Shawn's underwear before you throw them into the washing machine and Shawn yells downstairs to you that he needs his toenails clipped what do you do? Which task do you prioritize first, the dirty underwear or Shawn's toenails? I mean what's more important to you, getting Shawn's dirty draws in the wash or making sure his toenails are trimmed? I imagine that must be a dilemma of epic proportion for you. Good luck.