If you ever reach mental puberty, you should switch to vodka or bourbon.

But as far as booze goes, this is pure shit:

Looks like you have to find another fictional contest because you won't make fictional weight now.

It's all good if it's Canola oil.

Wrong you dumb bitch

Come.to Moldova and sign the waivers

You do not know what pain and suffering is bit I will very gladly show you

I will gravely harm you worthless dumb bitch

Pain and suffering is spending your Mommy’s retirement funds on steroids for 30 years and still looking like a 13 year old Downs Syndrome child.

Tomatoes are not botanically fruit

A 50 year old man can grow his penor an inch by taking androgens

Can’t remember the last time he did something funny.

Lots of flights to Moldova by the sounds of it

Meanwhile dj looking mid-30s for sure hitting the side tri