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Title: You don't eat cake!? Why not? The answer
Post by: RJB on November 10, 2006, 08:51:13 AM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: anvil on November 10, 2006, 08:55:57 AM
Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: shiftedShapes on November 10, 2006, 08:59:57 AM
you can have your cake and eat it too
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: RJB on November 10, 2006, 09:02:08 AM
Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...

Because then you get fat and won't be able to bang her best friend the next time.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 09:13:54 AM
Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...
And tell us anvil being that your a gay man after you get hit in the poop shoot
what kind of cake do you have... ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 10, 2006, 09:16:47 AM
Because then you get fat and won't be able to bang her best friend the next time.

I do find you make a good argument for avoiding the cake!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: rccs on November 10, 2006, 09:30:11 AM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
"...you can't always get what you want"  ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Tuna Sammich on November 10, 2006, 09:33:32 AM
When my bb'ing days are up, I'll be eating whatever the fukk i want. 48 inch waist, 22 inch guns :) When my days of lifting are done, I'm aiming for instant heart attack, what can you possibly do if you can't train anymore?
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: figgs on November 10, 2006, 09:33:59 AM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

Dude, that's nice. I hope you don't mind if I use that comeback!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: buffbodz on November 10, 2006, 09:34:14 AM
Eat Cake?  What kind of a question is that.  If you're on a diet, than no.  Nothing but the planed diet.    Bodybuilders eat clean protein, complex carbs and god fats.  Anything else save for cheat day.  I have a high metabolism.  If I miss a meal I loose a lb. of muscle.  If I overeat, I just do extra cardio for a couple of days and back to normal.  Cake is for a special dessert or on a birthday.  It has all the things to avoid.  White flour, sugar, milk, butter and lots of preservatives.  If you must eat cake, do so only on special occasions and just 1 piece.  Pussy's a better choice.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: The True Adonis on November 10, 2006, 10:08:33 AM
I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on November 10, 2006, 10:11:28 AM
i'm more of a pie man....
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on November 10, 2006, 10:12:14 AM
I eat cock almost everyday. I usually buy myself a huge cock and in a few days its gone.


fixed!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 10:20:44 AM
I eat man batter  almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole tub  and in a few days its gone.

toxi this is better ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 10:24:44 AM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

I've know lots of fat people that play basketball.   Now fat guys that have banged hot chicks....not so many.

Regardless, get these "diet and training obsession years" outta your system now while you're in your early 20's.   I've already done the years of avoiding cake even on my own birthday, never touching a chip, avoiding sodas like they're were pure cancer, never eating fast food.... basically, living and breathing a clean diet and training hard 7 days a week so I could hit the clubs or parties and find some hot young biatch to stuff my garbage in.

























































I really miss those days.


Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: buffbodz on November 10, 2006, 10:25:01 AM
I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.

You're special ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 10, 2006, 10:29:29 AM
Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it.  :)
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 10:35:48 AM
Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it.  :)

He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Jr. Yates on November 10, 2006, 11:03:37 AM
Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it.  :)
well said doc. i agree.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 10, 2006, 11:08:51 AM
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing.


Well that's your mistake right there.

Don't say "I don't eat that sort of thing", say either "I'm not hungry", or "I just ate", or "I don't like cake".

It'll save you a lot of fruitless debate.

Hell, if it's someone you're never gonna see again, you can even use "I'm a diabetic".  ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: The Squadfather on November 10, 2006, 11:10:22 AM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm impressed!!!!!!! you must look incredible. ::)
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: RJB on November 10, 2006, 11:23:28 AM
He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.

Not quite, but good try. homo.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 11:28:31 AM

  Would you like cake or cock?


    Sorry, we don't have any cake.



               :)

STFU...
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: sinbad on November 10, 2006, 11:39:12 AM
I get this shit all the time at work, they have cake, brownies, pies, chips, doughnuts all the damn time. When I say no thanks, they say "oh come on your skinny you can have some" I say, " first fat ass I am not skinny, I am in shape, and second part of the reason I am in shape is cuz I don't eat cake every damn day" I get so sick of that shit, come on you can eat it you can eat it, I know I can, I choose not to. OK melt down over.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 10, 2006, 11:39:16 AM
I get that alot but lately I have been letting myself have pizza and cheeseteaks so it's hard to make up an excuse to people that see me eat those things but to be serious cake, pie, candy and such just aren't that good to me anymore, I guess I lost my sweet tooth but found my cheese tooth ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 10, 2006, 11:41:55 AM
I get this shit all the time at work, they have cake, brownies, pies, chips, doughnuts all the damn time. When I say no thanks, they say "oh come on your skinny you can have some" I say, " first fat ass I am not skinny, I am in shape, and second part of the reason I am in shape is cuz I don't eat cake every damn day" I get so sick of that shit, come on you can eat it you can eat it, I know I can, I choose not to. OK melt down over.

Yeah and they always say shit like "well you will burn it off anyway", well what the fuck why don't you ever try to burn off anything fat ass, oh wait I forgot that would mean doing a physical activity ::) I sometimes just try to explain that if I am gonna take in useless calories I will just have some fuckin beer.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 10, 2006, 12:01:19 PM
Cake is fine... just take more clen ;)
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 12:22:27 PM
Not quite, but good try. homo.

You're right, it wasn't a dead-on description because I'm forgot to mention the hundreds of dollars of your parents money you probably waste on those fantastic Muscletech supplements to get huuuuuuuuuuuuge!!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 12:31:14 PM
You're right, it wasn't a dead-on description because I'm forgot to mention the hundreds of dollars of your parents money you probably waste on those fantastic Muscletech supplements to get huuuuuuuuuuuuge!!
I heard pumpkin pie makes you big ;)
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Jr. Yates on November 10, 2006, 12:52:23 PM
I heard pumpkin pie makes you big ;)
pumpkin pie is my favorite.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Deadpool on November 10, 2006, 12:53:18 PM
I dont like pumpkin pie
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 12:53:37 PM
That's funny cuz I started a diet recently and am now getting all those comments. Some people seem to get really angry that I'm not indulging with them. Kinda odd - "...ok, so you're angry with me because I'm not going to get a creme brulee with lunch like everyone else?"  :P

At first it was slightly fun to talk about it (new diet, yey, exciting), but now I just want to say stfu.

AHHHAAHA!!!  "creme brulee"......gay!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 12:54:15 PM
pumpkin pie is my favorite.
ever try pumpkin cheese cake BBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM......
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 12:55:07 PM
I dont like pumpkin pie
NOT UNLESS ITS COVERED IN CHEESE BURGERS ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Deadpool on November 10, 2006, 12:55:42 PM
I don't eat desserts anymore

I am on my super weight loss program
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Jr. Yates on November 10, 2006, 12:57:11 PM
ever try pumpkin cheese cake BBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM......
:o nope! but my god....
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: candidate2025 on November 10, 2006, 01:02:14 PM
He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.
this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Deadpool on November 10, 2006, 01:02:40 PM
I would love cheezecake

right now I am pretty disciplined, even drink my coffee black
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 10, 2006, 01:45:02 PM
this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.

That is you except subsitute high school for home schooled, 215 lbs for 253, and markus ruhl for King Kamali or Greg Kovacs (your choice) ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: KTMckay on November 10, 2006, 01:56:17 PM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
man i drink so much beer on the weeeknds all sorts of kegstand heinekens mickeys and 151 i dont gain an ounce of fat. eat your cake and lift harder guy. work for your cake. just cuz you dont havea body doesnt mean you cant get them either. get some GAME. or moeny.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 02:09:27 PM
this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.

You're a high school kid who's not in the real world yet so be obsessed with bb for a few years while you ain't got shit to worry about.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: nukkaready on November 10, 2006, 02:12:05 PM
when i eat cake i simply increase my gh dosage...
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Tombo on November 10, 2006, 06:49:30 PM
I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.

caloric expenditure > caloric consumption ftw!!!

Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Kegdrainer on November 10, 2006, 06:51:52 PM
Cake is fine... just take more clen ;)

rofl
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: onlyme on November 10, 2006, 07:25:46 PM
I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.

I got you beat.  At my house it's gone in a few hours
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: sgt. d on November 10, 2006, 07:34:52 PM
I got you beat.  At my house it's gone in a few hours

Don't you suppose to be on your diet for your ASC comeback ???

Monster not discipline on the diet ::)
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Disgusted on November 10, 2006, 08:42:55 PM
I have always been fat and ugly so therefore I eat what I want.  ;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Disgusted on November 10, 2006, 08:46:43 PM
I love chocolate. This is a recent picture of my heart.  :(
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Disgusted on November 10, 2006, 08:48:27 PM
My doctor says I have a bit of a sweet tooth.  :P
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Disgusted on November 10, 2006, 08:50:44 PM
I always have chocolate on my brain.  ;D  OK, I won't post no more.  :-X
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: onlyme on November 10, 2006, 09:43:38 PM
Don't you suppose to be on your diet for your ASC comeback ???

Monster not discipline on the diet ::)

I was playing.  In fact my daughter comes over everyday and throws away anything I have bad in the house while I'm gone. But I do love cake.  There is an Italian restaurant by the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas.  It is on the corner.  I can't remember the name but when you order your food you order the Chocolate Shoufle(?) and after dinner it is ready and it is unreal.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Meso_z on March 28, 2011, 01:03:29 PM
rip
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Earl1972 on March 28, 2011, 02:23:53 PM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

i think chicks would be turned off by a guy that cares too much about his appearance that he can't eat cookies or cake

E
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: MB on March 28, 2011, 02:50:07 PM
If it's a good quality dessert, cheating is fine.  Usually, the cakes and sweets brought into work taste like garbage, and you will regret ever indulging in it. 
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 28, 2011, 03:05:57 PM
Eat Jesus instead


Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Ex Coelis on March 28, 2011, 03:16:18 PM
up the dosage
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Natural Man on March 28, 2011, 04:38:25 PM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: lesaucer on March 28, 2011, 04:40:39 PM
your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.

that must be the reason why they call me daddy!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Earl1972 on March 28, 2011, 05:08:12 PM
your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.

what about interracial relationships or women that never had a father or brother?

E
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dogbowl on March 28, 2011, 05:11:01 PM
How they see things:  You're not overweight, you can eat whatever you want to!  (**this is what drives yo-yo dieting)
 
How things are: You're not overweight because you don't eat whatever you want to.  
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 29, 2011, 05:24:20 AM
Over here we eat spacecake.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: FREAKgeek on March 29, 2011, 10:05:54 AM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

Hahaha. I thought I was the only one who thought about this type of shit.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: slacker on March 29, 2011, 10:09:28 AM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
Men getting better looking with age.  I agree you only have so many years to look amazing. Unless you want to work out and eat right for the rest of your ;life
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: wavelength on March 29, 2011, 03:06:38 PM
lol as if cake made you fat
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: wild willie on March 29, 2011, 03:22:56 PM
If you keep your cals under control......you can eat some cake every now and again.

By the way.....I enjoy the hell out of some cheesecake!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: 99 Bananas on March 29, 2011, 03:29:22 PM
I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -

Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some  ;D "

Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat!  >:( "

Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now  :-[ "



Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: johnnynoname on March 29, 2011, 03:31:30 PM
whether you eat the cake or not....it doesn't matter

Remember- THE CAKE IS A LIE
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: kiwiol on March 29, 2011, 03:32:33 PM
Cake, esp. Boston mud cake (and sponge cake) is fucking awesome and I always pig out on it every chance I get.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: mass 04 on March 29, 2011, 03:33:52 PM
I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
Worst AnimalPak ad ever.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: dogbowl on March 29, 2011, 03:38:26 PM
you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah.

Cookies and cakes and such are much better as a treat, rather than something you have just about every day.

I once saw a TV show about fat people where this kid ate nothing but a packet of biscuits for breakfast.  I'm not an expert on "experiencing" cookies, but i'm pretty sure that's not the best way to do it.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: kiwiol on March 29, 2011, 03:40:08 PM
Worst AnimalPak ad ever.

Mass, are you saying "RJB" is the kind of hardcore iron warrior who wouldn't hesitate to cut through a concert and run over some people with his GNC company car as long as it helps him get home in time to swallow his 62.475 g whey protein shake fortified with colostrum, Acetabolan and 99.9% pure Creatine Phosphate, literally seconds before the precious and all important post-workout window of opportunity closes on him?
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: mass 04 on March 29, 2011, 03:48:12 PM
Mass, are you saying "RJB" is the kind of hardcore iron warrior who wouldn't hesitate to cut through a concert and run over some people with his GNC company car as long as it helps him get home in time to swallow his 62.475 g whey protein shake fortified with colostrum, Acetabolan and 99.9% pure Creatine Phosphate, literally seconds before the precious and all important post-workout window of opportunity closes on him?
lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: kiwiol on March 29, 2011, 03:52:22 PM
lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.

LMAO!
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: SS on March 29, 2011, 04:06:59 PM
Your Ma bakes me a cake right before I fock her.
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Earl1972 on March 29, 2011, 04:51:10 PM
I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -

Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some  ;D "

Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat!  >:( "

Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now  :-[ "

haha yeah it's pretty ironic, he avoids cake to look better for women but doesn't realize that not eating the cake just makes him look overly vain and possibly gay, or make her feel awkward because chciks love sugar content food

either way it would be a deal breaker for a lot of chicks

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Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: no one on March 30, 2011, 12:56:02 AM
lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.

ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: Meso_z on March 30, 2011, 01:08:53 AM
lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.
;D
Title: Re: You don't eat cake!?
Post by: slacker on March 30, 2011, 09:54:59 AM
I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -

Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some  ;D "

Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat!  >:( "

Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now  :-[ "




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