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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
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Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...
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you can have your cake and eat it too
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Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...
Because then you get fat and won't be able to bang her best friend the next time.
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Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...
And tell us anvil being that your a gay man after you get hit in the poop shoot
what kind of cake do you have... ;D
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Because then you get fat and won't be able to bang her best friend the next time.
I do find you make a good argument for avoiding the cake!
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
"...you can't always get what you want" ;D
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When my bb'ing days are up, I'll be eating whatever the fukk i want. 48 inch waist, 22 inch guns :) When my days of lifting are done, I'm aiming for instant heart attack, what can you possibly do if you can't train anymore?
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
Dude, that's nice. I hope you don't mind if I use that comeback!
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Eat Cake? What kind of a question is that. If you're on a diet, than no. Nothing but the planed diet. Bodybuilders eat clean protein, complex carbs and god fats. Anything else save for cheat day. I have a high metabolism. If I miss a meal I loose a lb. of muscle. If I overeat, I just do extra cardio for a couple of days and back to normal. Cake is for a special dessert or on a birthday. It has all the things to avoid. White flour, sugar, milk, butter and lots of preservatives. If you must eat cake, do so only on special occasions and just 1 piece. Pussy's a better choice.
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I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.
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i'm more of a pie man....
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I eat cock almost everyday. I usually buy myself a huge cock and in a few days its gone.
fixed!
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I eat man batter almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole tub and in a few days its gone.
toxi this is better ;D
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
I've know lots of fat people that play basketball. Now fat guys that have banged hot chicks....not so many.
Regardless, get these "diet and training obsession years" outta your system now while you're in your early 20's. I've already done the years of avoiding cake even on my own birthday, never touching a chip, avoiding sodas like they're were pure cancer, never eating fast food.... basically, living and breathing a clean diet and training hard 7 days a week so I could hit the clubs or parties and find some hot young biatch to stuff my garbage in.
I really miss those days.
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I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.
You're special ;D
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Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it. :)
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Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it. :)
He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.
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Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it. :)
well said doc. i agree.
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Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing.
Well that's your mistake right there.
Don't say "I don't eat that sort of thing", say either "I'm not hungry", or "I just ate", or "I don't like cake".
It'll save you a lot of fruitless debate.
Hell, if it's someone you're never gonna see again, you can even use "I'm a diabetic". ;D
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm impressed!!!!!!! you must look incredible. ::)
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He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.
Not quite, but good try. homo.
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Would you like cake or cock?
Sorry, we don't have any cake.
:)
STFU...
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I get this shit all the time at work, they have cake, brownies, pies, chips, doughnuts all the damn time. When I say no thanks, they say "oh come on your skinny you can have some" I say, " first fat ass I am not skinny, I am in shape, and second part of the reason I am in shape is cuz I don't eat cake every damn day" I get so sick of that shit, come on you can eat it you can eat it, I know I can, I choose not to. OK melt down over.
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I get that alot but lately I have been letting myself have pizza and cheeseteaks so it's hard to make up an excuse to people that see me eat those things but to be serious cake, pie, candy and such just aren't that good to me anymore, I guess I lost my sweet tooth but found my cheese tooth ;D
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I get this shit all the time at work, they have cake, brownies, pies, chips, doughnuts all the damn time. When I say no thanks, they say "oh come on your skinny you can have some" I say, " first fat ass I am not skinny, I am in shape, and second part of the reason I am in shape is cuz I don't eat cake every damn day" I get so sick of that shit, come on you can eat it you can eat it, I know I can, I choose not to. OK melt down over.
Yeah and they always say shit like "well you will burn it off anyway", well what the fuck why don't you ever try to burn off anything fat ass, oh wait I forgot that would mean doing a physical activity ::) I sometimes just try to explain that if I am gonna take in useless calories I will just have some fuckin beer.
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Cake is fine... just take more clen ;)
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Not quite, but good try. homo.
You're right, it wasn't a dead-on description because I'm forgot to mention the hundreds of dollars of your parents money you probably waste on those fantastic Muscletech supplements to get huuuuuuuuuuuuge!!
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You're right, it wasn't a dead-on description because I'm forgot to mention the hundreds of dollars of your parents money you probably waste on those fantastic Muscletech supplements to get huuuuuuuuuuuuge!!
I heard pumpkin pie makes you big ;)
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I heard pumpkin pie makes you big ;)
pumpkin pie is my favorite.
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I dont like pumpkin pie
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That's funny cuz I started a diet recently and am now getting all those comments. Some people seem to get really angry that I'm not indulging with them. Kinda odd - "...ok, so you're angry with me because I'm not going to get a creme brulee with lunch like everyone else?" :P
At first it was slightly fun to talk about it (new diet, yey, exciting), but now I just want to say stfu.
AHHHAAHA!!! "creme brulee"......gay!
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pumpkin pie is my favorite.
ever try pumpkin cheese cake BBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM......
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I dont like pumpkin pie
NOT UNLESS ITS COVERED IN CHEESE BURGERS ;D
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I don't eat desserts anymore
I am on my super weight loss program
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ever try pumpkin cheese cake BBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM......
:o nope! but my god....
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He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.
this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.
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I would love cheezecake
right now I am pretty disciplined, even drink my coffee black
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this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.
That is you except subsitute high school for home schooled, 215 lbs for 253, and markus ruhl for King Kamali or Greg Kovacs (your choice) ;D
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
man i drink so much beer on the weeeknds all sorts of kegstand heinekens mickeys and 151 i dont gain an ounce of fat. eat your cake and lift harder guy. work for your cake. just cuz you dont havea body doesnt mean you cant get them either. get some GAME. or moeny.
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this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.
You're a high school kid who's not in the real world yet so be obsessed with bb for a few years while you ain't got shit to worry about.
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when i eat cake i simply increase my gh dosage...
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I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.
caloric expenditure > caloric consumption ftw!!!
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Cake is fine... just take more clen ;)
rofl
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I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.
I got you beat. At my house it's gone in a few hours
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I got you beat. At my house it's gone in a few hours
Don't you suppose to be on your diet for your ASC comeback ???
Monster not discipline on the diet ::)
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I have always been fat and ugly so therefore I eat what I want. ;D
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I love chocolate. This is a recent picture of my heart. :(
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My doctor says I have a bit of a sweet tooth. :P
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I always have chocolate on my brain. ;D OK, I won't post no more. :-X
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Don't you suppose to be on your diet for your ASC comeback ???
Monster not discipline on the diet ::)
I was playing. In fact my daughter comes over everyday and throws away anything I have bad in the house while I'm gone. But I do love cake. There is an Italian restaurant by the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas. It is on the corner. I can't remember the name but when you order your food you order the Chocolate Shoufle(?) and after dinner it is ready and it is unreal.
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rip
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
i think chicks would be turned off by a guy that cares too much about his appearance that he can't eat cookies or cake
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If it's a good quality dessert, cheating is fine. Usually, the cakes and sweets brought into work taste like garbage, and you will regret ever indulging in it.
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Eat Jesus instead
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up the dosage
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.
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your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.
that must be the reason why they call me daddy!
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your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.
what about interracial relationships or women that never had a father or brother?
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How they see things: You're not overweight, you can eat whatever you want to! (**this is what drives yo-yo dieting)
How things are: You're not overweight because you don't eat whatever you want to.
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Over here we eat spacecake.
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
Hahaha. I thought I was the only one who thought about this type of shit.
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
Men getting better looking with age. I agree you only have so many years to look amazing. Unless you want to work out and eat right for the rest of your ;life
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lol as if cake made you fat
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If you keep your cals under control......you can eat some cake every now and again.
By the way.....I enjoy the hell out of some cheesecake!
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I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -
Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some ;D "
Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat! >:( "
Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now :-[ "
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whether you eat the cake or not....it doesn't matter
Remember- THE CAKE IS A LIE
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Cake, esp. Boston mud cake (and sponge cake) is fucking awesome and I always pig out on it every chance I get.
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I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:
Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:
I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.
Worst AnimalPak ad ever.
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you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah.
Cookies and cakes and such are much better as a treat, rather than something you have just about every day.
I once saw a TV show about fat people where this kid ate nothing but a packet of biscuits for breakfast. I'm not an expert on "experiencing" cookies, but i'm pretty sure that's not the best way to do it.
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Worst AnimalPak ad ever.
Mass, are you saying "RJB" is the kind of hardcore iron warrior who wouldn't hesitate to cut through a concert and run over some people with his GNC company car as long as it helps him get home in time to swallow his 62.475 g whey protein shake fortified with colostrum, Acetabolan and 99.9% pure Creatine Phosphate, literally seconds before the precious and all important post-workout window of opportunity closes on him?
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Mass, are you saying "RJB" is the kind of hardcore iron warrior who wouldn't hesitate to cut through a concert and run over some people with his GNC company car as long as it helps him get home in time to swallow his 62.475 g whey protein shake fortified with colostrum, Acetabolan and 99.9% pure Creatine Phosphate, literally seconds before the precious and all important post-workout window of opportunity closes on him?
lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.
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lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.
LMAO!
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Your Ma bakes me a cake right before I fock her.
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I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -
Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some ;D "
Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat! >:( "
Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now :-[ "
haha yeah it's pretty ironic, he avoids cake to look better for women but doesn't realize that not eating the cake just makes him look overly vain and possibly gay, or make her feel awkward because chciks love sugar content food
either way it would be a deal breaker for a lot of chicks
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lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.
ROTFLMAO
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lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.
;D
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I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -
Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some ;D "
Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat! >:( "
Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now :-[ "
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