You don't eat cake!? Why not? The answer

[RJB]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

[anvil]

Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...

[shiftedShapes]

you can have your cake and eat it too

[RJB]

Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...

Because then you get fat and won't be able to bang her best friend the next time.

[dan18]

Why not just bang hot broads and then eat a piece of cake afterwards as a reward...

And tell us anvil being that your a gay man after you get hit in the poop shoot
what kind of cake do you have...

[240 is Back]

Because then you get fat and won't be able to bang her best friend the next time.

I do find you make a good argument for avoiding the cake!

[rccs]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

"...you can't always get what you want" 

[Tuna Sammich]

When my bb'ing days are up, I'll be eating whatever the fukk i want. 48 inch waist, 22 inch guns When my days of lifting are done, I'm aiming for instant heart attack, what can you possibly do if you can't train anymore?

[figgs]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

Dude, that's nice. I hope you don't mind if I use that comeback!

[buffbodz]

Eat Cake?  What kind of a question is that.  If you're on a diet, than no.  Nothing but the planed diet.    Bodybuilders eat clean protein, complex carbs and god fats.  Anything else save for cheat day.  I have a high metabolism.  If I miss a meal I loose a lb. of muscle.  If I overeat, I just do extra cardio for a couple of days and back to normal.  Cake is for a special dessert or on a birthday.  It has all the things to avoid.  White flour, sugar, milk, butter and lots of preservatives.  If you must eat cake, do so only on special occasions and just 1 piece.  Pussy's a better choice.

[The True Adonis]

I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.

[ToxicAvenger]

i'm more of a pie man....

[ToxicAvenger]

I eat cock almost everyday. I usually buy myself a huge cock and in a few days its gone.

fixed!

[dan18]

I eat man batter  almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole tub  and in a few days its gone.

toxi this is better

[Man of Steel]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

I've know lots of fat people that play basketball.   Now fat guys that have banged hot chicks....not so many.

Regardless, get these "diet and training obsession years" outta your system now while you're in your early 20's.   I've already done the years of avoiding cake even on my own birthday, never touching a chip, avoiding sodas like they're were pure cancer, never eating fast food.... basically, living and breathing a clean diet and training hard 7 days a week so I could hit the clubs or parties and find some hot young biatch to stuff my garbage in.

























































I really miss those days.

[buffbodz]

I eat cake almost everyday. I usually buy myself a whole cake and in a few days its gone.

You're special

[dr.chimps]

Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it. 

[Man of Steel]

Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it. 

He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.

[Jr. Yates]

Man, how often do you eat cake that you have to worry about it ruining your svelte bod!? I run across cake maybe once a month, and I damn well have a good slice or two. Relax and enjoy it. 

well said doc. i agree.

[G o a t b o y]

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing.

Well that's your mistake right there.

Don't say "I don't eat that sort of thing", say either "I'm not hungry", or "I just ate", or "I don't like cake".

It'll save you a lot of fruitless debate.

Hell, if it's someone you're never gonna see again, you can even use "I'm a diabetic". 

[The Squadfather]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm impressed!!!!!!! you must look incredible.

[RJB]

He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.

Not quite, but good try. homo.

[dan18]

  Would you like cake or cock?


    Sorry, we don't have any cake.


               

STFU...

[sinbad]

I get this shit all the time at work, they have cake, brownies, pies, chips, doughnuts all the damn time. When I say no thanks, they say "oh come on your skinny you can have some" I say, " first fat ass I am not skinny, I am in shape, and second part of the reason I am in shape is cuz I don't eat cake every damn day" I get so sick of that shit, come on you can eat it you can eat it, I know I can, I choose not to. OK melt down over.

[MikeThaMachine]

I get that alot but lately I have been letting myself have pizza and cheeseteaks so it's hard to make up an excuse to people that see me eat those things but to be serious cake, pie, candy and such just aren't that good to me anymore, I guess I lost my sweet tooth but found my cheese tooth