Author Topic: You don't eat cake!? Why not? The answer (Read 11493 times)

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2006, 11:41:55 AM »

Quote from: sinbad on November 10, 2006, 11:39:12 AM

I get this shit all the time at work, they have cake, brownies, pies, chips, doughnuts all the damn time. When I say no thanks, they say "oh come on your skinny you can have some" I say, " first fat ass I am not skinny, I am in shape, and second part of the reason I am in shape is cuz I don't eat cake every damn day" I get so sick of that shit, come on you can eat it you can eat it, I know I can, I choose not to. OK melt down over.

Yeah and they always say shit like "well you will burn it off anyway", well what the fuck why don't you ever try to burn off anything fat ass, oh wait I forgot that would mean doing a physical activity

I sometimes just try to explain that if I am gonna take in useless calories I will just have some fuckin beer.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #26 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:01:19 PM »

Cake is fine... just take more clen

Man of Steel · « **Reply #27 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:22:27 PM »

Quote from: RJB on November 10, 2006, 11:23:28 AM

Not quite, but good try. homo.

You're right, it wasn't a dead-on description because I'm forgot to mention the hundreds of dollars of your parents money you probably waste on those fantastic Muscletech supplements to get huuuuuuuuuuuuge!!

dan18 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 12:22:27 PM

You're right, it wasn't a dead-on description because I'm forgot to mention the hundreds of dollars of your parents money you probably waste on those fantastic Muscletech supplements to get huuuuuuuuuuuuge!!

I heard pumpkin pie makes you big

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:52:23 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 12:31:14 PM

I heard pumpkin pie makes you big

pumpkin pie is my favorite.

Deadpool · « **Reply #30 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:53:18 PM »

I dont like pumpkin pie

Man of Steel · « **Reply #31 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:53:37 PM »

Quote from: garraeth on November 10, 2006, 12:39:33 PM

That's funny cuz I started a diet recently and am now getting all those comments. Some people seem to get really angry that I'm not indulging with them. Kinda odd - "...ok, so you're angry with me because I'm not going to get a creme brulee with lunch like everyone else?"

At first it was slightly fun to talk about it (new diet, yey, exciting), but now I just want to say stfu.

AHHHAAHA!!! "creme brulee"......gay!

dan18 · « **Reply #32 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:54:15 PM »

Quote from: Jr. Yates on November 10, 2006, 12:52:23 PM

pumpkin pie is my favorite.

ever try pumpkin cheese cake BBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM......

dan18 · « **Reply #33 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Medford on November 10, 2006, 12:53:18 PM

I dont like pumpkin pie

NOT UNLESS ITS COVERED IN CHEESE BURGERS

Deadpool · « **Reply #34 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:55:42 PM »

I don't eat desserts anymore

I am on my super weight loss program

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #35 on:** November 10, 2006, 12:57:11 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on November 10, 2006, 12:54:15 PM

ever try pumpkin cheese cake BBBBAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM......

nope! but my god....

candidate2025 · « **Reply #36 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:02:14 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on November 10, 2006, 10:35:48 AM

He sounds like an obsessed frat boy in his early 20's that lives and breathes every article in FLEX......he's in his "I'm training 7 days a week, eating 6 meals per day, have no job, sleep til noon, college classes until 3PM, train until 6PM, party until 4AM, get an allowance from mommy and daddy, have no responsibilities of my own, weigh 150lbs soaking wet carrying 2 gallons of skim milk, the most important thing in my life is gettin to the gym, wanna get swole and huuuuuuuuge like Francis Benfatto" mode.......can't tell him nothin.

this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.

Deadpool · « **Reply #37 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:02:40 PM »

I would love cheezecake

right now I am pretty disciplined, even drink my coffee black

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #38 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:45:02 PM »

Quote from: candidate2025 on November 10, 2006, 01:02:14 PM

this is me. except substitue college for high school,150 lbs for 215, and francis benfatto for markhus rhul.

That is you except subsitute high school for home schooled, 215 lbs for 253, and markus ruhl for King Kamali or Greg Kovacs (your choice)

KTMckay · « **Reply #39 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:56:17 PM »

Quote from: RJB on November 10, 2006, 08:51:13 AM

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

man i drink so much beer on the weeeknds all sorts of kegstand heinekens mickeys and 151 i dont gain an ounce of fat. eat your cake and lift harder guy. work for your cake. just cuz you dont havea body doesnt mean you cant get them either. get some GAME. or moeny.