You don't eat cake!? Why not? The answer

[onlyme]

Don't you suppose to be on your diet for your ASC comeback

Monster not discipline on the diet

I was playing.  In fact my daughter comes over everyday and throws away anything I have bad in the house while I'm gone. But I do love cake.  There is an Italian restaurant by the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas.  It is on the corner.  I can't remember the name but when you order your food you order the Chocolate Shoufle(?) and after dinner it is ready and it is unreal.

[Meso_z]

rip

[Earl1972]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

i think chicks would be turned off by a guy that cares too much about his appearance that he can't eat cookies or cake

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[MB]

If it's a good quality dessert, cheating is fine.  Usually, the cakes and sweets brought into work taste like garbage, and you will regret ever indulging in it. 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Eat Jesus instead

[Ex Coelis]

up the dosage

[Natural Man]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.

[lesaucer]

your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.

that must be the reason why they call me daddy!

[Earl1972]

your argument that banging 'hot chicks' is the final purpose of life for a man is debatable. Especially when you know hot chicks only bang men who look like their fathers/brothers or/and who have a lot of money. Making your physical beauty useless.

what about interracial relationships or women that never had a father or brother?

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[dogbowl]

How they see things:  You're not overweight, you can eat whatever you want to!  (**this is what drives yo-yo dieting)
 
How things are: You're not overweight because you don't eat whatever you want to.  

[Dr Dutch]

Over here we eat spacecake.

[FREAKgeek]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

Hahaha. I thought I was the only one who thought about this type of shit.

[slacker]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

Men getting better looking with age.  I agree you only have so many years to look amazing. Unless you want to work out and eat right for the rest of your ;life

[wavelength]

lol as if cake made you fat

[wild willie]

If you keep your cals under control......you can eat some cake every now and again.

By the way.....I enjoy the hell out of some cheesecake!

[99 Bananas]

I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -

Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some   "

Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat!  "

Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now   "

[johnnynoname]

whether you eat the cake or not....it doesn't matter

Remember- THE CAKE IS A LIE

[kiwiol]

Cake, esp. Boston mud cake (and sponge cake) is fucking awesome and I always pig out on it every chance I get.

[mass 04]

I have had this conversation many times with less than stellar physical specimens:

Someone will offer me some cake or a cookie or something and I'll say thanks but no thanks. Then, of course, they ask why and I just tell them I don't eat that sort of thing. They will then launch into a lecture about how you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah. My counter-argument is this:

I have about 25 years of my life to be really good looking and bang hot chicks and be active. After that, I'll eat cookies. You can always eat cookies, but you can't always be attractive because age will prevent that. So, they are the people missing out on life, because they have to spend it making out with other fat people and not being able to play basketball.

Worst AnimalPak ad ever.

[dogbowl]

you only live once and you have to experience cookies, blah, blah, blah.

Cookies and cakes and such are much better as a treat, rather than something you have just about every day.

I once saw a TV show about fat people where this kid ate nothing but a packet of biscuits for breakfast.  I'm not an expert on "experiencing" cookies, but i'm pretty sure that's not the best way to do it.

[kiwiol]

Worst AnimalPak ad ever.

Mass, are you saying "RJB" is the kind of hardcore iron warrior who wouldn't hesitate to cut through a concert and run over some people with his GNC company car as long as it helps him get home in time to swallow his 62.475 g whey protein shake fortified with colostrum, Acetabolan and 99.9% pure Creatine Phosphate, literally seconds before the precious and all important post-workout window of opportunity closes on him?

[mass 04]

Mass, are you saying "RJB" is the kind of hardcore iron warrior who wouldn't hesitate to cut through a concert and run over some people with his GNC company car as long as it helps him get home in time to swallow his 62.475 g whey protein shake fortified with colostrum, Acetabolan and 99.9% pure Creatine Phosphate, literally seconds before the precious and all important post-workout window of opportunity closes on him?

lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.

[kiwiol]

lol yes. He seems like the type who will be in the middle of a brutal leg extension/abductor machine superset and when he gets a call that his husband was rushed to the hospital for emergency prolapsed anus surgery and asks if it can wait an hour and a half so he can have his adoplan, cell tech, nitrotech, waxy maize shake and an hour later his 3 cups of rice, steamed veggies, and 15 ounce orange roughy post workout meal.

LMAO!

[SS]

Your Ma bakes me a cake right before I fock her.

[Earl1972]

I eat unhealthy shit all the god damn time, and i'm still below 8% easily. LOL If you're not eating cake and cookies, FUCK YOURSELF. You wanna get women and your strategy is avoiding cake. . LOL!!!!! I can see how well that owuld go on a real date, not these fake ass imaginary dates -

Female - " I'm gonna order some cheesecake, why don't you have some   "

Insecure douchebag - " I only have so long to look good, i dont want to be fat!  "

Female " Well.. I'll skip the cake and go home now   "

haha yeah it's pretty ironic, he avoids cake to look better for women but doesn't realize that not eating the cake just makes him look overly vain and possibly gay, or make her feel awkward because chciks love sugar content food

either way it would be a deal breaker for a lot of chicks

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