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Title: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:18:13 PM
This poor pathetic schmoe (siouxcountry) now thinks he is friends with Melissa Dettwiller.  Haa Haa LOL - he is just another number and $ 20 per month....


Originally Posted by melissa 
well, i appreciate that...but honestly...i don't even see it that way. i don't give two sh__s what anyone does for a living...doctor laywer, crack dealer, prostitute, bridge-tender, rocket scientist, ....well you get my point. i look at one thing and one thing only. are they kind to me and do they pose a threat to my safety? (well two things i suppose) past that, who the hell am i to judge anyone....and who the hell are they to do the same....? i beleive in karma. i believe in the treat people how you wish to be treated thing....the rest is bullshit.

Originally Posted by siouxcountry
I am pretty much the same way, I don't care what anyone does for a living either. I see people judging you quite often and that pisses me off because you are not hurting anyone and I consider you a friend. Plus I hate when I see a bunch of men beat up on a woman, as it gives men in general a bad name.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:31:48 PM
This poor pathetic schmoe (siouxcountry) now thinks he is friends with Melissa Dettwiller.  Haa Haa LOL - he is just another number and $ 20 per month....


Originally Posted by melissa 
well, i appreciate that...but honestly...i don't even see it that way. i don't give two sh__s what anyone does for a living...doctor laywer, crack dealer, prostitute, bridge-tender, rocket scientist, ....well you get my point. i look at one thing and one thing only. are they kind to me and do they pose a threat to my safety? (well two things i suppose) past that, who the hell am i to judge anyone....and who the hell are they to do the same....? i beleive in karma. i believe in the treat people how you wish to be treated thing....the rest is bullshit.

Originally Posted by siouxcountry
I am pretty much the same way, I don't care what anyone does for a living either. I see people judging you quite often and that pisses me off because you are not hurting anyone and I consider you a friend. Plus I hate when I see a bunch of men beat up on a woman, as it gives men in general a bad name.
Ahahahah epic Jim Carey in the Cable Guy friendship!! ROFL!!!!!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:33:47 PM
Ahahahah epic Jim Carey in the Cable Guy friendship!! ROFL!!!!!

I am truly embarrased for Melissa..... :-\ 
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:35:18 PM
I am truly embarrased for Melissa..... :-\ 
Why? AHahahahaha i better stop now. Ron has forbidden me to speak on these things bahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: danielson on February 07, 2007, 06:36:07 PM
That is pretty bad :-\
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Army of One on February 07, 2007, 06:36:10 PM
HAHAHA he'll be buying its used underwear soon and sniffing the semen\vaginal stains it left on there hahahaha
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:37:32 PM
HAHAHA he'll be buying its used underwear soon and sniffing the semen\vaginal stains it left on there hahahaha

He probably asked for ass-stained panties - no vagina for him...LOL
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:38:19 PM
HAHAHA he'll be buying its used underwear soon and sniffing the semen\vaginal stains it left on there hahahaha
Ahahahahahha.. I am sure schmoe country would be more then willing to recieve her used toilet paper as a gift.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Army of One on February 07, 2007, 06:39:49 PM
Ahahahahahha.. I am sure schmoe country would be more then willing to recieve her used toilet paper as a gift.

who is this "her" you speak of and how is "she" involved in this situation?
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:41:10 PM
Here in the link to the thread where schmoecounty annouces his admiration and devotion to Mel:

http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1652&page=44
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 06:43:10 PM
He;s gonna have to work harder than that to get into those smegma filled enlarged clitoral panties  :o
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 07, 2007, 06:43:46 PM
hahahaha, I'm sure Melissa is adding him to her blackberry and myspace as we speak   ::)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 06:44:15 PM
You guys are so mean. (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/next/cry.gif)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:44:32 PM
hahahaha, I'm sure Melissa is adding him to her blackberry and myspace as we speak   ::)
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:45:17 PM
He;s gonna have to work harder than that to get into those smegma filled enlarged clitoral panties  :o

He stalks her all over MD - to get him off her back she sent him a poster of herself.  He then created a thread which included a pic of the poster.... :-\
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: danielson on February 07, 2007, 06:45:30 PM
Here in the link to the thread where schmoecounty annouces his admiration and devotion to Mel:

http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1652&page=44


Schmoe has a message for us, it's not our fault he cruises these boards jacking off to muscle chicks(and dudes).
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 07, 2007, 06:46:20 PM
You guys are so mean. (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/next/cry.gif)

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Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 07, 2007, 06:46:26 PM
only people who are embarassed of what they do (melissa) and who aren't considered part of society (melissa) say shit like "i don't judge others by what they do".

what do you judge them by you freak of nature?  judging others is what humans do, it's part of human nature and what keeps us separated from animals (among other things).

oh nevermind, you are an animal of some sort.  get lost.

ron, our fearless jewish leader, speak on this.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:46:48 PM
You guys are so mean. (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/next/cry.gif)

How come you have a "lump" in your throat as you read this  ???
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 07, 2007, 06:47:33 PM
Schmoe has a message for us, it's not our fault he cruises these boards jacking off to muscle chicks(and dudes).

hahahaha, what a tough guy   ::)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:48:00 PM
He stalks her all over MD - to get him off her back she sent him a poster of herself.  He then created a thread which included a pic of the poster.... :-\
Hahahaha the poster has been rapped around a long crusty pillow that now has a hole in the crotch. He will need a new one mailed to him before long.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:48:20 PM
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LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 07, 2007, 06:48:54 PM
damn, i didn't even know there was a "melissa hate thread on getbig" before i typed mine up.

that's why this place is "home".
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 07, 2007, 06:49:25 PM
He stalks her all over MD - to get him off her back she sent him a poster of herself.  He then created a thread which included a pic of the poster.... :-\


hahahahahahaa,  where's the pic of this tool with his poster
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:49:57 PM

hahahahahahaa,  where's the pic of this tool with his poster
I predict this thread will be closed within 30 mins.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
Hahahaha the poster has been rapped around a long crusty pillow that now has a hole in the crotch. He will need a new one mailed to him before long.

He may have wrapped it in plastic - then he can just wipe his jizz off... :-\
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:50:57 PM
He may have wrapped it in plastic - then he can just wipe his jizz off... :-\
Hahahahahah.... I would love to post the pictures but i promised to behave myself.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: danielson on February 07, 2007, 06:51:42 PM
Hahahahahah.... I would love to post the pictures but i promised to behave myself.

Post them, we won't tell anyone.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 06:52:15 PM
Hahahahahah.... I would love to post the pictures but i promised to behave myself.

Do it .... ;)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 06:54:23 PM
Do it .... ;)
Hahaha no Melissa will ban me.... This is the only home i have left.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 06:55:52 PM
Hahaha no Melissa will ban me.... This is the only home i have left.

Who gives a fuck.... man up, send it to me and ill post it.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 07, 2007, 06:56:55 PM
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3163&highlight=poster

Thread of the poster Melissa sent the schmoe...
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 07, 2007, 06:57:08 PM
Who gives a f**k.... man up, send it to me and ill post it.

hahaha, yes Tredders !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll post it, it's just a pic man, send me the link.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 07, 2007, 06:59:57 PM
This poor pathetic schmoe (siouxcountry) now thinks he is friends with Melissa Dettwiller.  Haa Haa LOL - he is just another number and $ 20 per month....


Originally Posted by melissa 
well, i appreciate that...but honestly...i don't even see it that way. i don't give two sh__s what anyone does for a living...doctor laywer, crack dealer, prostitute, bridge-tender, rocket scientist, ....well you get my point. i look at one thing and one thing only. are they kind to me and do they pose a threat to my safety? (well two things i suppose) past that, who the hell am i to judge anyone....and who the hell are they to do the same....? i beleive in karma. i believe in the treat people how you wish to be treated thing....the rest is bullshit.

Originally Posted by siouxcountry
I am pretty much the same way, I don't care what anyone does for a living either. I see people judging you quite often and that pisses me off because you are not hurting anyone and I consider you a friend. Plus I hate when I see a bunch of men beat up on a woman, as it gives men in general a bad name.


Braaaaahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha!


Damn that sounds familiar.....  I wonder if this guy is now posting as "siouxcountry"? :

Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 07, 2007, 07:00:49 PM
brutal jean development on the stud in the middle.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 07:01:23 PM
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3163&highlight=poster

Thread of the poster Melissa sent the schmoe...

hahahaha... i better the fucking poster is covered in 100% pure whey already  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Ghost of Chadwick Mower on February 07, 2007, 07:02:09 PM

Braaaaahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha!


Damn that sounds familiar.....  I wonder if this guy is now posting as "siouxcountry"? :



 >:( ::)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 07:07:45 PM
We already have the Mr Getbig contest ... i think we need a new edition ... the Missy Getbig. Everyone will have to stack up on estrogen ... run a long brutal cycle and see who becomes the biggest bitch  :P
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 07, 2007, 07:13:15 PM
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3163&highlight=poster

Thread of the poster Melissa sent the schmoe...

hahahaha yes !!!!!

good to see that melissa cared enough to lift the spirits of poor siouxcountry   :'(

hhahahahaa
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: gordiano on February 07, 2007, 07:15:25 PM

Braaaaahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha!


Damn that sounds familiar.....  I wonder if this guy is now posting as "siouxcountry"? :




MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That Herman Munster-esque forehead development, is just too much...........
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: gordiano on February 07, 2007, 07:17:52 PM
CAUTION: monster 6 inch Penoris ahead....


(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/melposter1.jpg)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 07:26:30 PM
that may be him standing off to the side, part of his "healing process"  hahahahhaa

Her fanbase are fucking nuts just like sioux ... listen to this choad -

Quote
07/17/2003 your ass looks great...i like it anallover
07/22/2003 I think you are great! The long hair has got to go. I think you would look much better with short hair or even bald.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: gordiano on February 07, 2007, 07:33:32 PM
Thats been photoshopped, that bit of black isnt big enough to cover her penoris

Or just tucked under............ :-X
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 07:42:54 PM
My my..... im sure i will get blamed for the mess and put in time out.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 07:43:04 PM
Quote
My my..... im sure i will get blamed for the mess and put in time out.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/next/singletear.png)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 07:46:39 PM
My my..... im sure i will get blamed for the mess and put in time out.

LOL .. you mean melissa will ban you over at MD for something that happens on another board? ... Damn a penoris and childish to boot  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Army of One on February 07, 2007, 07:47:38 PM
LOL .. you mean melissa will ban you over at MD for something that happens on another board? ... Damn a penoris and childish to boot  ;D

She's a mod HERE
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 07:48:25 PM
Quote
This is the only home i have left.

It's your own damn fault.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Count Grishnackh on February 07, 2007, 07:49:23 PM
She's a mod HERE

We're all terrified     ::)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 07:50:41 PM
She's a mod HERE

hahah lol ... i expect a ban then more so than a timeout hey buttsuck  ;) .... hell hath no fury like a test induced womans scorn  :o
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 07:52:52 PM
Oh yeah before you children are banned...

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/guy.gif)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: G o a t b o y on February 07, 2007, 07:53:07 PM

MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That Herman Munster-esque forehead development, is just too much...........


"Chad is Rad!"

Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 07:54:02 PM
Oh yeah before you children are banned...

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/coconutsandapples/guy.gif)
Ha!  I did nothing... You cannot ban me for simply telling the truth.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Army of One on February 07, 2007, 07:54:45 PM
We're all terrified     ::)

haha I wasnt saying be scared, just for the dimwit who hadnt worked it out yet
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ribonucleic on February 07, 2007, 08:07:41 PM
Sioux, I'm pretty clueless about all this whole MD drama. And you and I have no history. So I think I speak as an objective observer when I say that this is an Extinction Level Event self-owning. Vince G now seems like a paragon of dignity by comparison.

Sorry, but that's the way I see it.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 08:10:46 PM
Sioux, I'm pretty clueless about all this whole MD drama. And you and I have no history. So I think I speak as an objective observer when I say that this is an Extinction Level Event self-owning. Vince G now seems like a paragon of dignity by comparison.

Sorry, but that's the way I see it.

A self owning, how so?
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: danielson on February 07, 2007, 08:11:46 PM
A self owning, how so?

"I see people judging you quite often and that pisses me off because you are not hurting anyone and I consider you a friend."-Schmoecountry ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ribonucleic on February 07, 2007, 08:12:41 PM
"I see people judging you quite often and that pisses me off because you are not hurting anyone and I consider you a friend."-Schmoecountry ;D

Yeah, that.  :)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Fury on February 07, 2007, 08:13:00 PM
This poor pathetic schmoe (siouxcountry) now thinks he is friends with Melissa Dettwiller.  Haa Haa LOL - he is just another number and $ 20 per month....


Originally Posted by melissa 
well, i appreciate that...but honestly...i don't even see it that way. i don't give two sh__s what anyone does for a living...doctor laywer, crack dealer, prostitute, bridge-tender, rocket scientist, ....well you get my point. i look at one thing and one thing only. are they kind to me and do they pose a threat to my safety? (well two things i suppose) past that, who the hell am i to judge anyone....and who the hell are they to do the same....? i beleive in karma. i believe in the treat people how you wish to be treated thing....the rest is bullshit.

Originally Posted by siouxcountry
I am pretty much the same way, I don't care what anyone does for a living either. I see people judging you quite often and that pisses me off because you are not hurting anyone and I consider you a friend. Plus I hate when I see a bunch of men beat up on a woman, as it gives men in general a bad name.

hahahaha, that's cute. Sounds just like a certain pakistani prick bragging about being "friends" with the women on this site.  ::)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: JimmyTheFish on February 07, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
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LAMAFAO!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 08:13:50 PM
"I see people judging you quite often and that pisses me off because you are not hurting anyone and I consider you a friend."-Schmoecountry ;D

Oh, jeez, I better delete my account and seek mental help.  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:15:15 PM
Sioux why cant you worship at the shrine of a real woman? One without a penoris
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Fury on February 07, 2007, 08:16:25 PM
I wonder what it'll be like if siouxcountry pulls down Melissa's panties and gets greeted by a gigantic penoris. I'm guessing he'll hit it anyway.  ::)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:18:09 PM
I wonder what it'll be like if siouxcountry pulls down Melissa's panties and gets greeted by a gigantic penoris. I'm guessing he'll hit it anyway.  ::)

He will pull back the clitoral hood... stimulate the great big obi kinobi penoris and have it spit in his face. Then when the foreskin retracts he will go .... oh so thats what a penoris is  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Fury on February 07, 2007, 08:19:11 PM
He will pull back the clitoral hood... stimulate the great big obi kinobi penoris and have it spit in his face. Then when the foreskin retracts he will go .... oh so thats what a penoris is  ;D ;D

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 08:20:13 PM
Sioux why cant you worship at the shrine of a real woman? One without a penoris

She is a real woman. Why do you feel the need to put her down?
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Army of One on February 07, 2007, 08:21:08 PM
He is a real man. Why do you feel the need to put him down?
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:22:46 PM
She is a real woman. Why do you feel the need to put her down?

We all know damn well for someone who has done enough cycles, she is more man than you are now. I understand if you want monkey spunk shot up your nostrils, but dont downplay it by saying its straight love. Its like 2 gay musclebears in golds gym going cowgirl on a Weider bench, its just downright wrong!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Fury on February 07, 2007, 08:24:50 PM
She is a real woman. Why do you feel the need to put her down?

If by real woman, you mean test riddled manface with no dignity who cries about people insulting her for the fact she bends over for a machine to fuck her.  ::)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: The.Giant on February 07, 2007, 08:26:33 PM
I just posted in that thread on MD.

*awaits imminent banning.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Army of One on February 07, 2007, 08:27:06 PM
If by real woman, you mean test riddled manface with no dignity who cries about people insulting her for the fact she bends over for a machine to f**k her.  ::)

HAHA yes, I heard she was rehearsing to play The Terminator 4's Love interest
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:27:38 PM
If by real woman, you mean test riddled manface with no dignity who cries about people insulting her for the fact she bends over for a machine to f**k her.  ::)

Shadow went the same route. He found out his curries were becoming way to expensive before switching to an alternate 2 minute noodle bundle so he can still save enough money to catch the 247 down to Madison Avenue so he can suck off his clientel  ;)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: danielson on February 07, 2007, 08:29:29 PM
I just posted in that thread on MD.

*awaits imminent banning.

nice work :)


The Giant-

I'm sure my fellow getbiggers will disagree but I think Melissa's one of the better looking female BBers out there (offseason...none of them look feminine in contest condition) so I'm not about to flame her and say she looks like a guy or whatever cause I actually think she's got a solid body.

It's always nice to see good lookin broads post nudes but the level of ass-kissery here has become retarded.

People should be able to call you whatever they want; ugly, dirty, mannish, slut, etc, etc, etc. You should be confident enough in yourself just to ignore it.

Welcome to the internet. If you post pics of you getting railed by a fuckingmachine you have to expect that they'll be seen and that they will surface. To ban people for calling you names and posting pictures that you voluntarily posed for is fucking asinine.

If people are posting your personal info ie phone number, address, or pictures of you taken without your knowledge then THAT is bannable. But some name calling? Grow up.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:32:29 PM
Does anyone have one of those machines in their house besides jaejonna?
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ribonucleic on February 07, 2007, 08:32:44 PM
Someone who uses this as their avatar has kind of forfeited any claims to dignity.

(http://www.musculardevelopment.com/forums/image.php?u=352&dateline=1164758476)
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:42:05 PM
I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:43:26 PM
Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit?
Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you?
Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's almost like a little cock, which says all sorts of weird things about him that I don't even want to think about

... haha .... watch out sioux  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Army of One on February 07, 2007, 08:44:25 PM
I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth  ;D

You have to work out which end is which first
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 08:45:17 PM
I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth  ;D

Randal Graves: You know, I could probably sue this whole corporation right now for sexual harassment. You're only making me refill the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ass to mouth.

Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth!

Melissa, you know I've got no hate... but it's ATM jokes... I couldn't help it.

 ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: gordiano on February 07, 2007, 08:46:43 PM
nice work :)


The Giant-

I'm sure my fellow getbiggers will disagree but I think Melissa's one of the better looking female BBers out there (offseason...none of them look feminine in contest condition) so I'm not about to flame her and say she looks like a guy or whatever cause I actually think she's got a solid body.

It's always nice to see good lookin broads post nudes but the level of ass-kissery here has become retarded.

People should be able to call you whatever they want; ugly, dirty, mannish, slut, etc, etc, etc. You should be confident enough in yourself just to ignore it.

Welcome to the internet. If you post pics of you getting railed by a fuckingmachine you have to expect that they'll be seen and that they will surface. To ban people for calling you names and posting pictures that you voluntarily posed for is fucking asinine.

If people are posting your personal info ie phone number, address, or pictures of you taken without your knowledge then THAT is bannable. But some name calling? Grow up.

Amen!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:48:26 PM
I can just imagine an advertisement for viagra for women ... Sioux is running at Melissa... she He pops a couple bluey's and all of a sudden her its clit gets harder and harder and becomes the ultimate STIFF PINNNNER!!!  ;D :D ;) ;D :) ;) :D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 08:49:44 PM
sioux is  8) granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 08:53:45 PM
sioux is  8) granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

Melissa is a pretty nice person, from what I can see from the boards and what not...

Sioux is just at home at MD and focuses his energies protecting MD and it's affiliates... He does have a thing for Melissa, but I too think she's an 'attractive' girl and not really manly at all.

I do like her much better in the off-season... I just don't like my womenz all ripped and shredded... the little  bits of softness is what makes them womenz... When Melissa is fluffy... she's really a pretty girl.

I don't care what she does, but I don't think I want my daughter doing that... as long as she's happy, that's all that matters I guess.

She shouldn't get upset by Internet forum people either... It's just the internet anyway.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 08:55:50 PM
Sioux: Put it in , is it hard (lick lick)
Melissa: Do i need to wear a condom?
Sioux: oh come now, firstly your a woman and secondly your dick clit doesnt produce sperm
Melissa: Are you sure?
Sioux: I really dont know
Melissa: So i am a man?
Sioux: I guess so
Melissa: does that mean i can get you pregnant?
Sioux: Possibly, but im on the pill anyway
Melissa: Thats good, can we make this quick cos i gotta go shave


 ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: gordiano on February 07, 2007, 08:56:44 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 08:57:06 PM
Sioux: Put it in , is it hard (lick lick)
Melissa: Do i need to wear a condom?
Sioux: oh come now, firstly your a woman and secondly your dick clit doesnt produce sperm
Melissa: Are you sure?
Sioux: I really dont know
Melissa: So i am a man?
Sioux: I guess so
Melissa: does that mean i can get you pregnant?
Sioux: Possibly, but im on the pill anyway
Melissa: Thats good, can we make this quick cos i gotta go shave


 ;D
ROFL!!!!!! Siouxcountry is a virgin. He couldn't score shit.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 09:02:11 PM
sioux is  8) granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

Thanks Bro!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 09:05:30 PM
Thanks Bro!

No probs. I don't hold grudges.  :P
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:06:33 PM
No probs. I don't hold grudges.  :P
Why don't you 2 just have sex and get it over with already.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: AVBG on February 07, 2007, 09:11:13 PM
Why don't you 2 just have sex and get it over with already.

go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:12:53 PM
http://www.flurl.com/item/fucking_machine_u_207389
ZOMGROFL!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! IS THAT SIOUXCOUNTRY MANNING THE GUN!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:14:26 PM
http://www.flurl.com/item/fucking_machine_u_207389

Hey, if a girl wants me to fuck her in the ass... Damnit, I'm gonna fuck her in the ass.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 09:17:05 PM
ZOMGROFL!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! IS THAT SIOUXCOUNTRY MANNING THE GUN!?!?!?!

Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:18:48 PM
Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers

I bet she makes a lot more money with the metal gun dildo than she ever could delivering anything unfortunately...
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: siouxcountry on February 07, 2007, 09:19:04 PM
go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG ;D

LOL Imagine The Shire banned, monster private meltdown in bed covered head to toe in pink sheets.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:22:02 PM
go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG ;D

You guys know my opinion the pink sheets.

Chicks Like Pink Sheets = Shire owns pink sheets = Chicks hook up with shire in pink sheets... it's really very logical to me.

Hmm... wonder if I should go buy some pink sheet...

Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:22:15 PM
Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers
Hahahahahahah... im sure she would make more delivering pizzas then being spit on by some schmuck with an automatic caulking gun ROFL!!!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: YoungBlood on February 07, 2007, 09:22:32 PM
<sigh> Cheese and Rice.

Can't you guys ever let anybody on here, just have some peace?
Melissa has found something she enjoys, makes good money doing it, and provides entertainment and/or pleasure in doing so. Is there something wrong with that?
Wasn't she the one that said your opinion is just that, and she doesn't mind you posting it anywhere. However, an out and out attack on someone-Melissa in this case- or a malicious storm of comments- is just uncalled for. Be it Melissa, (at one time it was the likes of) Dina, Chad Mower, or even Arnold. Can't you people just tone it down a notch? WTF is wrong with some of you, I'll never know..... >:(
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ribonucleic on February 07, 2007, 09:24:10 PM
Melissa has found something she enjoys

Maybe her parents can emphasize that when they tell the neighbors what their daughter does for a living.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ribonucleic on February 07, 2007, 09:27:46 PM
True buts theres always the... what do you do conversation.

Person: What do you do?
Melissa: I make pizza's at pizza hut
Person: hahah
Melissa: :(

Person: What do you do?
Schmoecountry: I cultivate friendships with female bodybuilders over the Internet.
Person: How does that work?  :-\
Schmoecountry: I send them appreciative PMs. Then they send me a poster. Then I masturbate on it.
Person:  :-X
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:27:50 PM
Maybe her parents can emphasize that when they tell the neighbors what their daughter does for a living.
I am sure the average pizza boy gets payed minimum wage which is what? About 6 dollars. Check the ones out in bermuta making 60,000 a year. Melissa makes what a porn shoot? 500 dollars tops? Wow... monster blue collar ownage.
http://bermuda4u.com/news/the-60000-a-year-pizza-delivery-boy-tax-free-of-course/
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:28:01 PM
Hahahahahahah... im sure she would make more delivering pizzas then being spit on by some schmuck with an automatic caulking gun ROFL!!!

In this world... people hold sex high above food on the payment scale.

Not too many people pay 250 bucks for a pizza, but they'll pay 250 bucks for sex.. For most of them, the pizza will last longer too.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:29:33 PM
I am sure the average pizza boy gets payed minimum wage which is what? About 6 dollars. Check the ones out in bermuta making 60,000 a year. Melissa makes what a porn shoot? 500 dollars tops? Wow... monster blue collar ownage.
http://bermuda4u.com/news/the-60000-a-year-pizza-delivery-boy-tax-free-of-course/

I dunno about a shoot... I know like REAL porn it's like 3000 bucks a day... more depending on the scene requirements...

Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:29:51 PM
In this world... people hold sex high above food on the payment scale.

Not too many people pay 250 bucks for a pizza, but they'll pay 250 bucks for sex.. For most of them, the pizza will last longer too.
I have proven your theory wrong. She may make 250 a scene but a pizza boys wages are constant and collective over the week. Infact i am willing to bet a highschool janitor makes more then Melissa does in a porn shoot.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: YoungBlood on February 07, 2007, 09:32:24 PM
Maybe her parents can emphasize that when they tell the neighbors what their daughter does for a living.

And what is it your parents tell their neighbors about you? You're a nobody that posts on an anonymous message board, constantly talking shit and never leaving your house?
Besides, for all you know, your parents are members of her site and are into watching her getting fucked by a machine. You may even have a baby brother on the way because of it. I sure hope not, one imbecile Ribonucleic is enough around here. 
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:32:47 PM
I have proven your theory wrong. She may make 250 a scene but a pizza boys wages are constant and collective over the week. Infact i am willing to bet a highschool janitor makes more then Melissa does in a porn shoot.

Not from an "hourly" rate they do not... I'm sure a single scene nets quite a bit more for the equivalent time doing janitorial work.

Whether or not she does enough "work" to make more in a year, I do not know.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ribonucleic on February 07, 2007, 09:33:23 PM
And what is it your parents tell their neighbors about you? You're a nobody that posts on an anonymous message board, constantly talking shit and never leaving your house?
Besides, for all you know, your parents are members of her site and are into watching her getting fucked by a machine. You may even have a baby brother on the way because of it. I sure hope not, one imbecile Ribonucleic is enough around here. 

meltdown
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: YoungBlood on February 07, 2007, 09:36:48 PM
I dunno about a shoot... I know like REAL porn it's like 3000 bucks a day... more depending on the scene requirements...



Females make around $800 per scene depending on what's going on. The more "torture" or gangbang type stuff, the more money.
Males make around $200 per scene.
You shouldn't cast aspersions when you really don't know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: YoungBlood on February 07, 2007, 09:37:36 PM
meltdown

Oh goodie, first time that lame ass moniker has been attached to my name. I'll alert the media, and tell them the good news.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:38:15 PM
Females make around $800 per scene depending on what's going on. The more "torture" or gangbang type stuff, the more money.
Males make around $200 per scene.
You shouldn't cast aspersions when you really don't know what you're talking about.

How am I casting "aspersions"?

800 a scene * 3 scenes a day is like almost 3K... I was far off somehow?
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 09:38:46 PM
Females make around $800 per scene depending on what's going on. The more "torture" or gangbang type stuff, the more money.
Males make around $200 per scene.
You shouldn't cast aspersions when you really don't know what you're talking about.

Damn bluto only gets a dime and a bag of potato chips... he;s getting ripped off!!  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ribonucleic on February 07, 2007, 09:40:11 PM
Oh goodie, first time that lame ass moniker has been attached to my name. I'll alert the media, and tell them the good news.

Lighten up, 'blood. It's just the Internet.

Go watch some porn or something.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Tredders on February 07, 2007, 09:42:41 PM
Lighten up, 'blood. It's just the Internet.

Go watch some porn or something.

Nah youngbloods right, your a cum guzzler in every sense of the word
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:44:00 PM
I dunno about a shoot... I know like REAL porn it's like 3000 bucks a day... more depending on the scene requirements...


Lie
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:44:38 PM
Lie

Totally not man... Everything I've ever seen and read about the industry as said so.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: YoungBlood on February 07, 2007, 09:45:26 PM
Lighten up, 'blood. It's just the Internet.

Go watch some porn or something.

I have lightened up. You're right, it's only the net, which is exactly why you're able to post what you do.
And I did watch some porn. The link was posted about two pages back. ;D

TU- There are some, but I'm sure not every star is pulling down three scenes a day, and probably not nearly every day at that. Grant Michaels would certainly know more about this area however.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 09:46:58 PM
I have lightened up. You're right, it's only the net, which is exactly why you're able to post what you do.
And I did watch some porn. The link was posted about two pages back. ;D

TU- There are some, but I'm sure not every star is pulling down three scenes a day, and probably not nearly every day at that. Grant Michaels would certainly know more about this area however.

Somewhere in this link... it too talks about paid by scene, or day... and days can be 20 hours long.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=7866
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: body88 on February 07, 2007, 09:49:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tu_holmes 
Admit it Sioux, you're the reason why their site has been on the shits for the past few days isn't it? Admit it!!! It's all because of the Melissa hate thread... stop ruining it for everyone man!!

ron just made me a moderator there.....there wont be much of that thread left when i get done butchering it, lol. hey, if ya don't like me, or what i look like, or what i do.....and you feel the uncontrollable desire to say so.....fine. different strokes for different folks...ya know? but to outright ATTACK me...or anyone else for that matter....presume to know them, call them every hateful name in the book, tec. etc.....(none of which would ever happen in person mind you....a bunch of chickenshit keyboard cowboys in the safety of their annonyminity, they are)is not gonna happen on my watch anymore.....
i mean, something like..."i dont dig muscular chicks, personally...but i can respect the work put into it", or "i would never do porn, but she ain't hurtin' anyone,[/img] etc."----that's fine....no problem. well, actually i don't see what they will get or achieve out of them voicing their opinion in a negative  manner but whatever....ya know?
BUT, the outright namecalling, attacks, etc....like i said....i'll zap every damned one of them....and get them banned if i can....






Hey lady, that is not how getbig is run. If you do not like an outrageous lie told about you, or are being savaged beyond legitiment boundries you can mod a post. But you are not going to delete things against others with an agenda. That is not your place. That is not have getbig is run. That post makes you seem like you will abuse your powers as mod Take is from a fellow mod, that shit wont fly.








Hope this helps
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 09:52:39 PM
this varies on how much you work, and if you are a man or a woman.
Men get treated poorly in the porn industry.  The focus is on the
women who are treated well and paid well (of course this point can be
argued, but it is a fact that women get treated better than men).
Your average run of the mill porn actress will get about $500 a day.
The big stars will get way more.  If you are a star and you work a lot
you can easily make six figures.  But put into context that's still
not a lot since you have to take into consideration the average career
for a female porn star is like 5 years, if they're lucky.  Guys can
work longer but like I said, they get paid less.  There are only a few
males in the industry that can be considered "Woodsmen" that means
directors can depend on them to perform on cue.  Ron Jeremy has been
known to be able to countdown from 10 and orgasm on 1.  With a room
full of people, this takes skill.  The real money in porn is directing
and distribution.  Somebody like Seymour Butts does well because he
combines his directing with his distribution, plus the merchandising.
Can you say, "Cha-Ching".

There is a small group of females who have been strong on the business
side and have done well for themselves.  Jill Kelly and Jenna Jamison
are two women who have combined movies, with their websites with
merchandising.  They are most certainly millionaires.  The majority of
porn stars are NOT millionaires though.  Plus, once you do porn
there's nothing else you can really do.  If you appear on camera in a
porn it will be very difficult for you to get legitimate work.




To sum thing ups she is at the bottom of the barrel so maybe 500 per shoot and she hasn't done very many. If it came to being a pizza boy i would pick that simply because of high salary plus all the delicious free pizza i could eat.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: The.Giant on February 07, 2007, 09:56:40 PM
Damn you Buttsuck. Damn you to hell!!!




























All i can think about is pizza  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: delta9mda on February 07, 2007, 09:57:00 PM
Thats been photoshopped, that bit of black isnt big enough to cover her penoris
freaking electrical tape?
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: YoungBlood on February 07, 2007, 09:58:23 PM
I'm not sure how much of that I believe. How much of that time is actually onscreen having sex? When was the last time you could have sex for 20hrs of the day? A majority of that is probably make-up, screening who you're to be filming with, what positions, how long they want the shot or how much footage is wanted....probably a lot more behind the scenes stuff than anything.
It's like being a musician...I would make $400 for an hour long private party. Great? Hardly. What about the 2hour drive each way? So, now you're looking at 5 hours total. What about not being allowed to be seen outside of the closet they put you in for fear of having a musician mingle with guests? Deli trays are the only food you get served, gas and bridge tolls come out of that as well. Point being, your hourly rate sounds great at $400/hr, but then the other things involved cut that down to more than half of that.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2007, 10:00:02 PM

To sum thing ups she is at the bottom of the barrel so maybe 500 per shoot and she hasn't done very many. If it came to being a pizza boy i would pick that simply because of high salary plus all the delicious free pizza i could eat.


Oh, I don't disagree... I would pick the pizza delivery too... but I love pizza!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
I'm not sure how much of that I believe. How much of that time is actually onscreen having sex? When was the last time you could have sex for 20hrs of the day? A majority of that is probably make-up, screening who you're to be filming with, what positions, how long they want the shot or how much footage is wanted....probably a lot more behind the scenes stuff than anything.
It's like being a musician...I would make $400 for an hour long private party. Great? Hardly. What about the 2hour drive each way? So, now you're looking at 5 hours total. What about not being allowed to be seen outside of the closet they put you in for fear of having a musician mingle with guests? Deli trays are the only food you get served, gas and bridge tolls come out of that as well. Point being, your hourly rate sounds great at $400/hr, but then the other things involved cut that down to more than half of that.
Doesn't matter. Shoveling shit down at the farm is a more high paying job and legitmate. Plus you get to keep your dignity!!
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: Buttsuck on February 07, 2007, 10:01:24 PM
Oh, I don't disagree... I would pick the pizza delivery too... but I love pizza!
Speaking of pizza, i wonder if melissa has ordered any sausage pizzas from the pizza boys lately.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ButtonMan on February 08, 2007, 08:23:54 AM
Wonder if SchmoeCountry and Melissa commited double suicide last night  ???
They are mighty quite today....


Schmoe is having fun with this little device that came with the poster ...

Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 08, 2007, 08:31:58 AM
Schmoe is having fun with this little device that came with the poster ...



Wow!!! Ya' gotta love the Japanese!!! Finally a product worth buying.
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: ButtonMan on February 08, 2007, 08:38:32 AM
Wow!!! Ya' gotta love the Japanese!!! Finally a product worth buying.

Yeah ... now he has 2 hands available while surfing the boards  ;D
Title: Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
Post by: tu_holmes on February 08, 2007, 08:51:22 AM
Yeah ... now he has 2 hands available while surfing the boards  ;D

Haha... no doubt! Man... Can you imagine the marketing campaign for this thing?