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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #75 on: February 07, 2007, 08:42:05 PM »
I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth  ;D
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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #76 on: February 07, 2007, 08:43:26 PM »
Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this because you have an oversized clit?
Emma: You just HAD to tell him, didn't you?
Dante Hicks: It kind of came out one day!
Randal Graves: He says it's almost like a little cock, which says all sorts of weird things about him that I don't even want to think about

... haha .... watch out sioux  ;D
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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #77 on: February 07, 2007, 08:44:25 PM »
I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth  ;D

You have to work out which end is which first

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #78 on: February 07, 2007, 08:45:17 PM »
I wonder if melissa goes ass to mouth  ;D

Randal Graves: You know, I could probably sue this whole corporation right now for sexual harassment. You're only making me refill the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ass to mouth.

Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth!

Melissa, you know I've got no hate... but it's ATM jokes... I couldn't help it.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #79 on: February 07, 2007, 08:46:43 PM »
nice work :)


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I'm sure my fellow getbiggers will disagree but I think Melissa's one of the better looking female BBers out there (offseason...none of them look feminine in contest condition) so I'm not about to flame her and say she looks like a guy or whatever cause I actually think she's got a solid body.

It's always nice to see good lookin broads post nudes but the level of ass-kissery here has become retarded.

People should be able to call you whatever they want; ugly, dirty, mannish, slut, etc, etc, etc. You should be confident enough in yourself just to ignore it.

Welcome to the internet. If you post pics of you getting railed by a fuckingmachine you have to expect that they'll be seen and that they will surface. To ban people for calling you names and posting pictures that you voluntarily posed for is fucking asinine.

If people are posting your personal info ie phone number, address, or pictures of you taken without your knowledge then THAT is bannable. But some name calling? Grow up.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #80 on: February 07, 2007, 08:48:26 PM »
I can just imagine an advertisement for viagra for women ... Sioux is running at Melissa... she He pops a couple bluey's and all of a sudden her its clit gets harder and harder and becomes the ultimate STIFF PINNNNER!!!  ;D :D ;) ;D :) ;) :D
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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #81 on: February 07, 2007, 08:49:44 PM »
sioux is  8) granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #82 on: February 07, 2007, 08:53:45 PM »
sioux is  8) granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

Melissa is a pretty nice person, from what I can see from the boards and what not...

Sioux is just at home at MD and focuses his energies protecting MD and it's affiliates... He does have a thing for Melissa, but I too think she's an 'attractive' girl and not really manly at all.

I do like her much better in the off-season... I just don't like my womenz all ripped and shredded... the little  bits of softness is what makes them womenz... When Melissa is fluffy... she's really a pretty girl.

I don't care what she does, but I don't think I want my daughter doing that... as long as she's happy, that's all that matters I guess.

She shouldn't get upset by Internet forum people either... It's just the internet anyway.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #83 on: February 07, 2007, 08:55:50 PM »
Sioux: Put it in , is it hard (lick lick)
Melissa: Do i need to wear a condom?
Sioux: oh come now, firstly your a woman and secondly your dick clit doesnt produce sperm
Melissa: Are you sure?
Sioux: I really dont know
Melissa: So i am a man?
Sioux: I guess so
Melissa: does that mean i can get you pregnant?
Sioux: Possibly, but im on the pill anyway
Melissa: Thats good, can we make this quick cos i gotta go shave


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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #84 on: February 07, 2007, 08:56:44 PM »
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2007, 08:57:06 PM »
Sioux: Put it in , is it hard (lick lick)
Melissa: Do i need to wear a condom?
Sioux: oh come now, firstly your a woman and secondly your dick clit doesnt produce sperm
Melissa: Are you sure?
Sioux: I really dont know
Melissa: So i am a man?
Sioux: I guess so
Melissa: does that mean i can get you pregnant?
Sioux: Possibly, but im on the pill anyway
Melissa: Thats good, can we make this quick cos i gotta go shave


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ROFL!!!!!! Siouxcountry is a virgin. He couldn't score shit.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #86 on: February 07, 2007, 09:02:11 PM »
sioux is  8) granted he's misguided about his devotion to MD..

Melissa seems like a nice enough person too.

Thanks Bro!

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #87 on: February 07, 2007, 09:05:30 PM »
Thanks Bro!

No probs. I don't hold grudges.  :P

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #88 on: February 07, 2007, 09:06:33 PM »
No probs. I don't hold grudges.  :P
Why don't you 2 just have sex and get it over with already.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #89 on: February 07, 2007, 09:11:13 PM »
Why don't you 2 just have sex and get it over with already.

go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG ;D

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #90 on: February 07, 2007, 09:12:53 PM »
http://www.flurl.com/item/fucking_machine_u_207389
ZOMGROFL!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! IS THAT SIOUXCOUNTRY MANNING THE GUN!?!?!?!

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #91 on: February 07, 2007, 09:14:26 PM »
http://www.flurl.com/item/fucking_machine_u_207389

Hey, if a girl wants me to fuck her in the ass... Damnit, I'm gonna fuck her in the ass.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #92 on: February 07, 2007, 09:17:05 PM »
ZOMGROFL!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!! IS THAT SIOUXCOUNTRY MANNING THE GUN!?!?!?!

Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers
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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #93 on: February 07, 2007, 09:18:48 PM »
Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers

I bet she makes a lot more money with the metal gun dildo than she ever could delivering anything unfortunately...

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #94 on: February 07, 2007, 09:19:04 PM »
go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG ;D

LOL Imagine The Shire banned, monster private meltdown in bed covered head to toe in pink sheets.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #95 on: February 07, 2007, 09:22:02 PM »
go make your bed. The one with the pink sheets.. FAG ;D

You guys know my opinion the pink sheets.

Chicks Like Pink Sheets = Shire owns pink sheets = Chicks hook up with shire in pink sheets... it's really very logical to me.

Hmm... wonder if I should go buy some pink sheet...


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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #96 on: February 07, 2007, 09:22:15 PM »
Everybody has to pay the bills and enjoy life.. but is taking a metal gun attached to a dildo travelling at 350RPM really needed? ... Im sure she could make pizza's or deliver papers
Hahahahahahah... im sure she would make more delivering pizzas then being spit on by some schmuck with an automatic caulking gun ROFL!!!

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #97 on: February 07, 2007, 09:22:32 PM »
<sigh> Cheese and Rice.

Can't you guys ever let anybody on here, just have some peace?
Melissa has found something she enjoys, makes good money doing it, and provides entertainment and/or pleasure in doing so. Is there something wrong with that?
Wasn't she the one that said your opinion is just that, and she doesn't mind you posting it anywhere. However, an out and out attack on someone-Melissa in this case- or a malicious storm of comments- is just uncalled for. Be it Melissa, (at one time it was the likes of) Dina, Chad Mower, or even Arnold. Can't you people just tone it down a notch? WTF is wrong with some of you, I'll never know..... >:(

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #98 on: February 07, 2007, 09:24:10 PM »
Melissa has found something she enjoys

Maybe her parents can emphasize that when they tell the neighbors what their daughter does for a living.

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Re: Pathetic Schmoe now in love
« Reply #99 on: February 07, 2007, 09:27:46 PM »
True buts theres always the... what do you do conversation.

Person: What do you do?
Melissa: I make pizza's at pizza hut
Person: hahah
Melissa: :(

Person: What do you do?
Schmoecountry: I cultivate friendships with female bodybuilders over the Internet.
Person: How does that work?  :-\
Schmoecountry: I send them appreciative PMs. Then they send me a poster. Then I masturbate on it.
Person:  :-X