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Title: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Lift Studios on April 29, 2007, 12:38:32 AM
Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: 240 is Back on April 29, 2007, 12:42:52 AM
honestly, branch looks bored up there.

Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Bigger Business on April 29, 2007, 12:50:52 AM
honestly, branch looks bored up there.

from that pic...it looks like he heard something stage right with that enormous ear
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 01:48:28 AM
Branch, your name is synonymous with the word 'ugly'.

 Look, not hating, just stating a fact. 

At last year's Mr. Olympia a poll was taken.  Branch was voted the ugliest Pro Bodybuilder of the modern era.  Sad but true.

Branch, you may be one ugly mofo, but nobody responds to steroids the way you do. 

Good luck to you.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 01:50:50 AM
Branch, your name is synonymous with the word 'ugly'.

 Look, not hating, just stating a fact. 

At last year's Mr. Olympia a poll was taken.  Branch was voted the ugliest Pro Bodybuilder of the modern era.  Sad but true.

Branch, you may be one ugly mofo, but nobody responds to steroids the way you do. 

Good luck to you.

haahaha, i agree. But he looks good for a 47 year old!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Bodies on April 29, 2007, 01:59:29 AM
Goblins scare me....
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Stark on April 29, 2007, 02:01:36 AM
Seriously guys, do you think we look here at a possible Mr Olympia?
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 02:03:46 AM
Seriously guys, do you think we look here at a possible Mr Olympia?

maybe you should wash your head under the towel more often...
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 02:05:00 AM
Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.  

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Stark on April 29, 2007, 02:09:38 AM
Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be. 

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

showing your true colors... I can smell a gimmick ::)
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 02:11:46 AM
Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be. 

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

LMAO.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Stark on April 29, 2007, 02:12:47 AM
LMAO.

ok it's Donkeys many gimmicks, he just laughed at his own post rofl.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 02:14:22 AM
ok it's Donkeys many gimmicks, he just laughed at his own post rofl.

I don't use gimmicks.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Stark on April 29, 2007, 02:15:53 AM
I don't use gimmicks.

confused you sorry
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: kiwiol on April 29, 2007, 02:19:04 AM
Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be. 

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

Stop being such a 'wood' over Branch ;D

Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 02:19:55 AM
confused you sorry

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 02:20:12 AM
Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.

You are the representation of  everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.

That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.


Branch, you repulse me!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Stark on April 29, 2007, 02:21:39 AM
Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.

You are the representation of  everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.

That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.


Branch, you repulse me!

holy crap... Branch you've got a new fan lol
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 02:24:52 AM
Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.

You are the representation of  everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.

That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.


Branch, you repulse me!

Bwahahaa, these words seem to come right out of my heart. Can anyone get Branch to post here??
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 02:31:50 AM
Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories.  This one is my favorite....

Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet.  Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush;  It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit.  

So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick.  Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces.  

A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed  his putrid mess away.

Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 02:34:39 AM
Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories.  This one is my favorite....

Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet.  Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush;  It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit. 

So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick.  Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces. 

A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed  his putrid mess away.

Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!

OMG, where do you get this stuff? You must be an insider...
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 02:52:48 AM
Branch spends his life walking the gym floor.  He lives and breathes the iron.

Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.

And while on the subject of all things nasty,  Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than  Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!

His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press.  He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.

Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 02:55:34 AM
Hank is on a frenzy.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 03:21:30 AM
Damn is everyone in better shape than Ronnie?
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: marcus on April 29, 2007, 03:24:36 AM
Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

Don't judge mark down for major tears?
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 03:32:44 AM
Branch, the Getbiggers want more of your war-stories!

Come on you big-house-mofo, spill-the-dirt about that STD you have been living with for the past five years!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: phyxsius on April 29, 2007, 05:00:41 AM
from that pic...it looks like he heard something stage right with that enormous ear

I just can't stop laughing at that...


His arms looked small compared to the rest of his physique
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 05:26:52 AM
I wonder if Branch was to document his legendary "Bodybuilding War Stories''-The Confessions of a Mass Monster; whether any of the fans would subscribe to it.

Branch has so many tales from the bodybuilding world.  I wish he would share!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: bigdumbbell on April 29, 2007, 05:34:00 AM
Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.



another midget   
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: DK II on April 29, 2007, 05:54:44 AM
Branch, the Getbiggers want more of your war-stories!

Come on you big-house-mofo, spill-the-dirt about that STD you have been living with for the past five years!

bwahahaahaaaaa, i love you hank! keep it up.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 29, 2007, 10:29:51 PM
 Branch we want the stories!  Tales from the gym floor.  The true confessions of a mass monster.

Tell us the one about that night in Vegas. Remember, you and the tranny in the female toilets at Mandalay Bay. After that encounter you weren't seen doing heavy squats for a month.

Bring the fans more of those 'war stories' you big lard ass!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Max on April 30, 2007, 07:41:19 AM
Waist looks tighter and legs look even bigger.  Just needs a darker tan.  Is he the first pro to actually have legs bigger then his waist? ???
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: The Squadfather on April 30, 2007, 07:43:20 AM
Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.  

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.
epic jealousy.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Lift Studios on May 01, 2007, 06:32:56 AM
Branch was suffering from food poisoning but looked good. NYC should be interesting in a couple weeks.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 01, 2007, 06:44:09 AM
Food poisoning?  Not the story that is doing the rounds at the moment.

True, Branch has had some stomach problems, but they were not caused from eating a dodgy curry.

I think we are all sick and tired of hearing these Pro's dealing out their poor sorry assed excuses...'' I had food poisoning''  or " I am recovering from a really bad flu''  and this one  '' i got attacked by a bunch of ninjas''

Branch's bloated stomach is a result of sloppy timing and a bad cycle, period!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: west coast willie on May 01, 2007, 06:56:35 AM
Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.



Branch is a beast. Looks like a stone cold killer. I hope he wins NY.   
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 01, 2007, 06:58:37 AM
Jesus, Hank ! What the hell are you on ... and why aren't you sharing ?
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 01, 2007, 07:24:19 AM
I find Branch and his 'red face' so unappealing.  His vascular cranium and menacing snarl is very off-putting!

Getbiggers, know how i feel about this mass monster.  The fitness chicks at the Arnold thought him to be the ugliest  pro bodybuilder of the modern era...some claim, hey!

Get your health right Branch. And stop making excuses.  Or at least be a little more creative than the old 'food poisoning' line.


Peace.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Meso_z on May 01, 2007, 08:13:24 AM
Branch spends his life walking the gym floor.  He lives and breathes the iron.

Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.

And while on the subject of all things nasty,  Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than  Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!

His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press.  He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.

Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!

Go back to the "bodybuilding fans and friends" section cock sucker.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 01, 2007, 08:19:06 AM
Branch is committed to the journey of building a bold and brutal physique. 

I will never be a fan, however, i admire his dedication and drive.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: BM OUT on May 01, 2007, 08:19:56 AM
Wow,guys think Branch is ugly.Who freaking cares.The guy looks like a mutant.Thats what bodybuilding is all about.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Croatch on May 01, 2007, 08:23:05 AM
Quote
Branch spends his life walking the gym floor.  He lives and breathes the iron.

Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.

And while on the subject of all things nasty,  Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than  Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!

His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press.  He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.

Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!
I honestly feel dumber, after reading your posts.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 01, 2007, 08:27:47 AM
Branch is a steroidal freak, for sure.  However, it cant be ignored that every forum you go to, people are not talking so much about Branch's freakiness, but rather how god damn ugly he is.

When will the ugly talk stop.  Well as long as we have the Arnold Fitness Girls, the Branch-Ugly-Debate will go on and on!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: The Squadfather on May 01, 2007, 08:31:09 AM
Branch is a steroidal freak, for sure.  However, it cant be ignored that every forum you go to, people are not talking so much about Branch's freakiness, but rather how god damn ugly he is.

When will the ugly talk stop.  Well as long as we have the Arnold Fitness Girls, the Branch-Ugly-Debate will go on and on!
how much money would it take for you to go away Hank?
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 01, 2007, 08:34:10 AM
Branch on the other hand has a great sense of humor.

Sure, women are revolted by him.  But that is price you have to pay if you want to be a mass-monster!

Peace.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Laura Lee on May 01, 2007, 10:38:07 AM
Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.


Wow, he looks amazing.  :o
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on May 01, 2007, 10:44:15 AM
Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.



Fairly hard, but ripped no way, he's soft from the back.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Laura Lee on May 01, 2007, 10:53:47 AM
Fairly hard, but ripped no way, he's soft from the back.
He still has 2 weeks left Mr. I.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: HowieW on May 01, 2007, 10:59:46 AM
Waist looks tighter and legs look even bigger.  Just needs a darker tan.  Is he the first pro to actually have legs bigger then his waist? ???

I belive Sergio actually had upper quads BIGGER than his waist. Branch has bigger and better legs than the myth, but not the small, wasp waist. Branch is a modern super freak, sporting what may be the best overal legs in the history of the sport. In person at his booth he looked pretty lean and healthy to me. While my personal ideal for Mr olympia is Frank Zane, I do respect and enjoy seeing a real mass monster like Branch at the top of his game.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on May 01, 2007, 11:05:44 AM
He still has 2 weeks left Mr. I.

Hey, Isaak's the one who said he was ripped.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Lift Studios on May 01, 2007, 11:54:48 AM
Hey, Isaak's the one who said he was ripped.
:'( The dude is two weeks out of course he'll have some water retention but far from carrying fat. I'd say he's ripped but not peeled.

He'll be top 5 in New York and qualify for the Olympia.

Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on May 01, 2007, 12:19:18 PM
I wonder if King can hang with that.. Dennis wolf looks damn good too. Should be an exciting show.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Yorkie T on May 01, 2007, 12:44:04 PM
I wonder if King can hang with that.. Dennis wolf looks damn good too. Should be an exciting show.

Itll be fcking shit, like every other show.
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Rampage on May 01, 2007, 01:29:14 PM
shame man ,branch looks awesome , respek

Its just a pity that his legs have gottn too big for his upper body.Shawn Ray mentioned this verrry defect with Melvin Anthonys physique for many years

As soon as Melvin corrected it (i.e got his legs smaller to match his upper bod) he started placing sensationally

Branch you got Mustafas sweep and Pacos legs as it looks like from the rear
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: THE AUSSIE GIFT on May 01, 2007, 03:05:36 PM
what happened to his lat tear???
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: EL Mariachi on May 01, 2007, 03:51:55 PM
id rather have hair on my head instead of extra muscle
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Hedgehog on May 01, 2007, 03:56:04 PM
Branch looks like Tom Prince without arms and the gigantic gut.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144835.0;attach=161613;image)


One bad, one good.

Overall, a poor man's version of Tom Prince.

-Hedge
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: 3Dkiller on May 01, 2007, 04:13:00 PM
he doesnt look bad but he needs bigger forearms and arms
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 01, 2007, 04:17:22 PM
great aesthetics
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: jonsande on May 01, 2007, 09:16:18 PM
It's been said a dozen times here so I'll make it a dozen plus one: 

Arms are WAY too small.  His legs actually look bigger than ever, but I don't know if it's because of his smaller waist or not.  If he had the guns to match his legs, holy shit...
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: DK II on May 02, 2007, 12:18:46 AM
how much money would it take for you to go away Hank?

Why, he is far funnier than you ever were, SF.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Bear on May 02, 2007, 06:39:49 AM
Branch looks like Tom Prince without arms and the gigantic gut.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144835.0;attach=161613;image)


One bad, one good.

Overall, a poor man's version of Tom Prince.

-Hedge

2nd at the Arnold beats 3rd at the night of champions. Condition condition condition. It's quite important apparently...
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: svtmuscle on May 02, 2007, 09:04:39 AM
why do you guys feel the need to call another dude ugly?
Branch you look sick, best of luck to you
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 02, 2007, 09:18:04 AM
midgets with huge muscles just look grotesque but that isn't a bad thing just different
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: BEAST 8692 on May 02, 2007, 09:26:19 AM
Branch looks more like a poor man's tom platz.

 
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 02, 2007, 09:37:18 AM
midgets with huge muscles just look grotesque but that isn't a bad thing just different

Bigdumbell, you have a hatred for midgets!  I also think there is no place for them in Pro Bodybuilding.

This so-called sport is ugly enough without little roided-muchkins bobbing around on a stage in thongs.

Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Nordic Beast on May 02, 2007, 10:12:59 AM
Branch looks better than he has in a little while--since his lat tear

but the tear is quite visible from the front--more so than from the back--------------with an injury like that he'll never be a true olympia contender--


Hedge (or someone else) post a pic of Prince in shape side by side with Branch's pic---------------the comparision would be interesting
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos
Post by: Sir William Idol on May 02, 2007, 10:25:12 AM
Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories.  This one is my favorite....

Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet.  Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush; It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit. 

So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick.  Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces. 

A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed  his putrid mess away.

Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!

class
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: hifrommike on May 02, 2007, 12:26:09 PM
Branch has raised the bar in pro bodybuilding & he is far from done showing what he can do on a competition stage.  Good luck to him in New York. 
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Laura Lee on May 02, 2007, 12:27:12 PM
Branch has raised the bar in pro bodybuilding & he is far from done showing what he can do on a competition stage.  Good luck to him in New York. 
Holy shit!  :o 
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 02, 2007, 08:12:56 PM
why do you guys feel the need to call another dude ugly?
Branch you look sick, best of luck to you

Being ugly is something you are born with.  Beauty has to do symmetry, balance and proportion.

Branch has none of these qualities.  Hence, the term 'ugly' applies here.

He apparently has a good sense of humor but according to the fitness girls he is one ugly mofo!
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: Old-Skool on May 02, 2007, 08:28:53 PM
Isnt that Gollum from "Lord of the Rings", all gassed up?  LOL
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: leonp1981 on May 02, 2007, 08:29:23 PM
His right bicep looks significantly flatter than his left?
Title: Re: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out
Post by: New Hank Wood on May 02, 2007, 08:32:56 PM
Branch, you are so vein!  You always are wearing a beanie.  Total vanity on your part. 

What, do you think that trying to cover up that repulsive-vascular-cranium wont make you appear as ugly?