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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Lift Studios on April 29, 2007, 12:38:32 AM
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Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.
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honestly, branch looks bored up there.
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honestly, branch looks bored up there.
from that pic...it looks like he heard something stage right with that enormous ear
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Branch, your name is synonymous with the word 'ugly'.
Look, not hating, just stating a fact.
At last year's Mr. Olympia a poll was taken. Branch was voted the ugliest Pro Bodybuilder of the modern era. Sad but true.
Branch, you may be one ugly mofo, but nobody responds to steroids the way you do.
Good luck to you.
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Branch, your name is synonymous with the word 'ugly'.
Look, not hating, just stating a fact.
At last year's Mr. Olympia a poll was taken. Branch was voted the ugliest Pro Bodybuilder of the modern era. Sad but true.
Branch, you may be one ugly mofo, but nobody responds to steroids the way you do.
Good luck to you.
haahaha, i agree. But he looks good for a 47 year old!
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Goblins scare me....
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Seriously guys, do you think we look here at a possible Mr Olympia?
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Seriously guys, do you think we look here at a possible Mr Olympia?
maybe you should wash your head under the towel more often...
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Branch, you look so unhealthy. I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.
I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you. Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.
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Branch, you look so unhealthy. I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.
I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you. Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.
showing your true colors... I can smell a gimmick ::)
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Branch, you look so unhealthy. I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.
I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you. Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.
LMAO.
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LMAO.
ok it's Donkeys many gimmicks, he just laughed at his own post rofl.
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ok it's Donkeys many gimmicks, he just laughed at his own post rofl.
I don't use gimmicks.
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I don't use gimmicks.
confused you sorry
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Branch, you look so unhealthy. I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.
I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you. Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.
Stop being such a 'wood' over Branch ;D
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confused you sorry
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Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.
You are the representation of everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.
That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.
Branch, you repulse me!
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Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.
You are the representation of everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.
That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.
Branch, you repulse me!
holy crap... Branch you've got a new fan lol
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Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.
You are the representation of everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.
That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.
Branch, you repulse me!
Bwahahaa, these words seem to come right out of my heart. Can anyone get Branch to post here??
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Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories. This one is my favorite....
Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet. Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush; It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit.
So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick. Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces.
A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed his putrid mess away.
Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!
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Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories. This one is my favorite....
Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet. Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush; It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit.
So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick. Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces.
A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed his putrid mess away.
Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!
OMG, where do you get this stuff? You must be an insider...
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Branch spends his life walking the gym floor. He lives and breathes the iron.
Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.
And while on the subject of all things nasty, Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!
His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press. He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.
Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!
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Hank is on a frenzy. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Damn is everyone in better shape than Ronnie?
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Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.
Don't judge mark down for major tears?
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Branch, the Getbiggers want more of your war-stories!
Come on you big-house-mofo, spill-the-dirt about that STD you have been living with for the past five years!
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from that pic...it looks like he heard something stage right with that enormous ear
I just can't stop laughing at that...
His arms looked small compared to the rest of his physique
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I wonder if Branch was to document his legendary "Bodybuilding War Stories''-The Confessions of a Mass Monster; whether any of the fans would subscribe to it.
Branch has so many tales from the bodybuilding world. I wish he would share!
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Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.
another midget
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Branch, the Getbiggers want more of your war-stories!
Come on you big-house-mofo, spill-the-dirt about that STD you have been living with for the past five years!
bwahahaahaaaaa, i love you hank! keep it up.
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Branch we want the stories! Tales from the gym floor. The true confessions of a mass monster.
Tell us the one about that night in Vegas. Remember, you and the tranny in the female toilets at Mandalay Bay. After that encounter you weren't seen doing heavy squats for a month.
Bring the fans more of those 'war stories' you big lard ass!
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Waist looks tighter and legs look even bigger. Just needs a darker tan. Is he the first pro to actually have legs bigger then his waist? ???
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Branch, you look so unhealthy. I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.
I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you. Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.
epic jealousy.
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Branch was suffering from food poisoning but looked good. NYC should be interesting in a couple weeks.
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Food poisoning? Not the story that is doing the rounds at the moment.
True, Branch has had some stomach problems, but they were not caused from eating a dodgy curry.
I think we are all sick and tired of hearing these Pro's dealing out their poor sorry assed excuses...'' I had food poisoning'' or " I am recovering from a really bad flu'' and this one '' i got attacked by a bunch of ninjas''
Branch's bloated stomach is a result of sloppy timing and a bad cycle, period!
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Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.
Branch is a beast. Looks like a stone cold killer. I hope he wins NY.
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Jesus, Hank ! What the hell are you on ... and why aren't you sharing ?
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I find Branch and his 'red face' so unappealing. His vascular cranium and menacing snarl is very off-putting!
Getbiggers, know how i feel about this mass monster. The fitness chicks at the Arnold thought him to be the ugliest pro bodybuilder of the modern era...some claim, hey!
Get your health right Branch. And stop making excuses. Or at least be a little more creative than the old 'food poisoning' line.
Peace.
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Branch spends his life walking the gym floor. He lives and breathes the iron.
Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.
And while on the subject of all things nasty, Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!
His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press. He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.
Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!
Go back to the "bodybuilding fans and friends" section cock sucker.
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Branch is committed to the journey of building a bold and brutal physique.
I will never be a fan, however, i admire his dedication and drive.
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Wow,guys think Branch is ugly.Who freaking cares.The guy looks like a mutant.Thats what bodybuilding is all about.
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Branch spends his life walking the gym floor. He lives and breathes the iron.
Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.
And while on the subject of all things nasty, Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!
His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press. He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.
Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!
I honestly feel dumber, after reading your posts.
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Branch is a steroidal freak, for sure. However, it cant be ignored that every forum you go to, people are not talking so much about Branch's freakiness, but rather how god damn ugly he is.
When will the ugly talk stop. Well as long as we have the Arnold Fitness Girls, the Branch-Ugly-Debate will go on and on!
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Branch is a steroidal freak, for sure. However, it cant be ignored that every forum you go to, people are not talking so much about Branch's freakiness, but rather how god damn ugly he is.
When will the ugly talk stop. Well as long as we have the Arnold Fitness Girls, the Branch-Ugly-Debate will go on and on!
how much money would it take for you to go away Hank?
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Branch on the other hand has a great sense of humor.
Sure, women are revolted by him. But that is price you have to pay if you want to be a mass-monster!
Peace.
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Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.
Wow, he looks amazing. :o
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Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.
Fairly hard, but ripped no way, he's soft from the back.
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Fairly hard, but ripped no way, he's soft from the back.
He still has 2 weeks left Mr. I.
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Waist looks tighter and legs look even bigger. Just needs a darker tan. Is he the first pro to actually have legs bigger then his waist? ???
I belive Sergio actually had upper quads BIGGER than his waist. Branch has bigger and better legs than the myth, but not the small, wasp waist. Branch is a modern super freak, sporting what may be the best overal legs in the history of the sport. In person at his booth he looked pretty lean and healthy to me. While my personal ideal for Mr olympia is Frank Zane, I do respect and enjoy seeing a real mass monster like Branch at the top of his game.
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He still has 2 weeks left Mr. I.
Hey, Isaak's the one who said he was ripped.
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Hey, Isaak's the one who said he was ripped.
:'( The dude is two weeks out of course he'll have some water retention but far from carrying fat. I'd say he's ripped but not peeled.
He'll be top 5 in New York and qualify for the Olympia.
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I wonder if King can hang with that.. Dennis wolf looks damn good too. Should be an exciting show.
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I wonder if King can hang with that.. Dennis wolf looks damn good too. Should be an exciting show.
Itll be fcking shit, like every other show.
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shame man ,branch looks awesome , respek
Its just a pity that his legs have gottn too big for his upper body.Shawn Ray mentioned this verrry defect with Melvin Anthonys physique for many years
As soon as Melvin corrected it (i.e got his legs smaller to match his upper bod) he started placing sensationally
Branch you got Mustafas sweep and Pacos legs as it looks like from the rear
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what happened to his lat tear???
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id rather have hair on my head instead of extra muscle
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Branch looks like Tom Prince without arms and the gigantic gut.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144835.0;attach=161613;image)
One bad, one good.
Overall, a poor man's version of Tom Prince.
-Hedge
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he doesnt look bad but he needs bigger forearms and arms
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great aesthetics
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It's been said a dozen times here so I'll make it a dozen plus one:
Arms are WAY too small. His legs actually look bigger than ever, but I don't know if it's because of his smaller waist or not. If he had the guns to match his legs, holy shit...
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how much money would it take for you to go away Hank?
Why, he is far funnier than you ever were, SF. ;D ;D
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Branch looks like Tom Prince without arms and the gigantic gut.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144835.0;attach=161613;image)
One bad, one good.
Overall, a poor man's version of Tom Prince.
-Hedge
2nd at the Arnold beats 3rd at the night of champions. Condition condition condition. It's quite important apparently...
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why do you guys feel the need to call another dude ugly?
Branch you look sick, best of luck to you
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midgets with huge muscles just look grotesque but that isn't a bad thing just different
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Branch looks more like a poor man's tom platz.
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midgets with huge muscles just look grotesque but that isn't a bad thing just different
Bigdumbell, you have a hatred for midgets! I also think there is no place for them in Pro Bodybuilding.
This so-called sport is ugly enough without little roided-muchkins bobbing around on a stage in thongs.
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Branch looks better than he has in a little while--since his lat tear
but the tear is quite visible from the front--more so than from the back--------------with an injury like that he'll never be a true olympia contender--
Hedge (or someone else) post a pic of Prince in shape side by side with Branch's pic---------------the comparision would be interesting
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Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories. This one is my favorite....
Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet. Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush; It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit.
So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick. Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces.
A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed his putrid mess away.
Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!
class
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Branch has raised the bar in pro bodybuilding & he is far from done showing what he can do on a competition stage. Good luck to him in New York.
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Branch has raised the bar in pro bodybuilding & he is far from done showing what he can do on a competition stage. Good luck to him in New York.
Holy shit! :o
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why do you guys feel the need to call another dude ugly?
Branch you look sick, best of luck to you
Being ugly is something you are born with. Beauty has to do symmetry, balance and proportion.
Branch has none of these qualities. Hence, the term 'ugly' applies here.
He apparently has a good sense of humor but according to the fitness girls he is one ugly mofo!
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Isnt that Gollum from "Lord of the Rings", all gassed up? LOL
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His right bicep looks significantly flatter than his left?
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Branch, you are so vein! You always are wearing a beanie. Total vanity on your part.
What, do you think that trying to cover up that repulsive-vascular-cranium wont make you appear as ugly?