Author Topic: Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out (Read 11356 times)

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #25 on:** April 29, 2007, 03:32:44 AM »

Branch, the Getbiggers want more of your war-stories!

Come on you big-house-mofo, spill-the-dirt about that STD you have been living with for the past five years!

phyxsius · « **Reply #26 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:00:41 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on April 29, 2007, 12:50:52 AM

from that pic...it looks like he heard something stage right with that enormous ear

I just can't stop laughing at that...

His arms looked small compared to the rest of his physique

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #27 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:26:52 AM »

I wonder if Branch was to document his legendary "Bodybuilding War Stories''-The Confessions of a Mass Monster; whether any of the fans would subscribe to it.

Branch has so many tales from the bodybuilding world. I wish he would share!

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #28 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:34:00 AM »

Quote from: Lift Studios on April 29, 2007, 12:38:32 AM

Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

another midget

DK II · « **Reply #29 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:54:44 AM »

Quote from: hank wood on April 29, 2007, 03:32:44 AM

Branch, the Getbiggers want more of your war-stories!

Come on you big-house-mofo, spill-the-dirt about that STD you have been living with for the past five years!

bwahahaahaaaaa, i love you hank! keep it up.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #30 on:** April 29, 2007, 10:29:51 PM »

Branch we want the stories! Tales from the gym floor. The true confessions of a mass monster.

Tell us the one about that night in Vegas. Remember, you and the tranny in the female toilets at Mandalay Bay. After that encounter you weren't seen doing heavy squats for a month.

Bring the fans more of those 'war stories' you big lard ass!

Max · « **Reply #31 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:41:19 AM »

Waist looks tighter and legs look even bigger. Just needs a darker tan. Is he the first pro to actually have legs bigger then his waist?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:43:20 AM »

Quote from: hank wood on April 29, 2007, 02:05:00 AM

Branch, you look so unhealthy. I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you. Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

epic jealousy.

Lift Studios · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:32:56 AM »

Branch was suffering from food poisoning but looked good. NYC should be interesting in a couple weeks.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:44:09 AM »

Food poisoning? Not the story that is doing the rounds at the moment.

True, Branch has had some stomach problems, but they were not caused from eating a dodgy curry.

I think we are all sick and tired of hearing these Pro's dealing out their poor sorry assed excuses...'' I had food poisoning'' or " I am recovering from a really bad flu'' and this one '' i got attacked by a bunch of ninjas''

Branch's bloated stomach is a result of sloppy timing and a bad cycle, period!

west coast willie · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:56:35 AM »

Quote from: Lift Studios on April 29, 2007, 12:38:32 AM

Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

Branch is a beast. Looks like a stone cold killer. I hope he wins NY.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:58:37 AM »

Jesus, Hank ! What the hell are you on ... and why aren't you sharing ?

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:24:19 AM »

I find Branch and his 'red face' so unappealing. His vascular cranium and menacing snarl is very off-putting!

Getbiggers, know how i feel about this mass monster. The fitness chicks at the Arnold thought him to be the ugliest pro bodybuilder of the modern era...some claim, hey!

Get your health right Branch. And stop making excuses. Or at least be a little more creative than the old 'food poisoning' line.

Peace.

Meso_z · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:13:24 AM »

Quote from: hank wood on April 29, 2007, 02:52:48 AM

Branch spends his life walking the gym floor. He lives and breathes the iron.

Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.

And while on the subject of all things nasty, Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!

His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press. He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.

Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!

Go back to the "bodybuilding fans and friends" section cock sucker.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:19:06 AM »

Branch is committed to the journey of building a bold and brutal physique.

I will never be a fan, however, i admire his dedication and drive.

BM OUT · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:19:56 AM »

Wow,guys think Branch is ugly.Who freaking cares.The guy looks like a mutant.Thats what bodybuilding is all about.

Croatch · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:23:05 AM »

Quote

Branch spends his life walking the gym floor. He lives and breathes the iron.

Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.

And while on the subject of all things nasty, Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!

His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press. He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.

Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!

I honestly feel dumber, after reading your posts.

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:27:47 AM »

Branch is a steroidal freak, for sure. However, it cant be ignored that every forum you go to, people are not talking so much about Branch's freakiness, but rather how god damn ugly he is.

When will the ugly talk stop. Well as long as we have the Arnold Fitness Girls, the Branch-Ugly-Debate will go on and on!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:31:09 AM »

Quote from: hank wood on May 01, 2007, 08:27:47 AM

Branch is a steroidal freak, for sure. However, it cant be ignored that every forum you go to, people are not talking so much about Branch's freakiness, but rather how god damn ugly he is.

When will the ugly talk stop. Well as long as we have the Arnold Fitness Girls, the Branch-Ugly-Debate will go on and on!

how much money would it take for you to go away Hank?

New Hank Wood · « **Reply #44 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:34:10 AM »

Branch on the other hand has a great sense of humor.

Sure, women are revolted by him. But that is price you have to pay if you want to be a mass-monster!

Peace.

Laura Lee · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:38:07 AM »

Quote from: Lift Studios on April 29, 2007, 12:38:32 AM

Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

Wow, he looks amazing.

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:44:15 AM »

Quote from: Lift Studios on April 29, 2007, 12:38:32 AM

Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

Fairly hard, but ripped no way, he's soft from the back.

Laura Lee · « **Reply #47 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:53:47 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on May 01, 2007, 10:44:15 AM

Fairly hard, but ripped no way, he's soft from the back.

He still has 2 weeks left Mr. I.

HowieW · « **Reply #48 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:59:46 AM »

Quote from: Max on April 30, 2007, 07:41:19 AM

Waist looks tighter and legs look even bigger. Just needs a darker tan. Is he the first pro to actually have legs bigger then his waist?

I belive Sergio actually had upper quads BIGGER than his waist. Branch has bigger and better legs than the myth, but not the small, wasp waist. Branch is a modern super freak, sporting what may be the best overal legs in the history of the sport. In person at his booth he looked pretty lean and healthy to me. While my personal ideal for Mr olympia is Frank Zane, I do respect and enjoy seeing a real mass monster like Branch at the top of his game.

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #49 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:05:44 AM »

Quote from: Laura Lee on May 01, 2007, 10:53:47 AM

He still has 2 weeks left Mr. I.

Hey, Isaak's the one who said he was ripped.