Branch Warren Guest Posing Photos - 2 weeks out

[Lift Studios]

Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

[240 is Back]

honestly, branch looks bored up there.

[Bigger Business]

honestly, branch looks bored up there.

from that pic...it looks like he heard something stage right with that enormous ear

[New Hank Wood]

Branch, your name is synonymous with the word 'ugly'.

 Look, not hating, just stating a fact. 

At last year's Mr. Olympia a poll was taken.  Branch was voted the ugliest Pro Bodybuilder of the modern era.  Sad but true.

Branch, you may be one ugly mofo, but nobody responds to steroids the way you do. 

Good luck to you.

[DK II]

Branch, your name is synonymous with the word 'ugly'.

 Look, not hating, just stating a fact. 

At last year's Mr. Olympia a poll was taken.  Branch was voted the ugliest Pro Bodybuilder of the modern era.  Sad but true.

Branch, you may be one ugly mofo, but nobody responds to steroids the way you do. 

Good luck to you.

haahaha, i agree. But he looks good for a 47 year old!

[Bodies]

Goblins scare me....

[Stark]

Seriously guys, do you think we look here at a possible Mr Olympia?

[DK II]

Seriously guys, do you think we look here at a possible Mr Olympia?

maybe you should wash your head under the towel more often...

[New Hank Wood]

Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be.  

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

[Stark]

Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be. 

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

showing your true colors... I can smell a gimmick

[DK II]

Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be. 

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

LMAO.

[Stark]

LMAO.

ok it's Donkeys many gimmicks, he just laughed at his own post rofl.

[DK II]

ok it's Donkeys many gimmicks, he just laughed at his own post rofl.

I don't use gimmicks.

[Stark]

I don't use gimmicks.

confused you sorry

[kiwiol]

Branch, you look so unhealthy.  I can only imagine how vile your body odour must be. 

I feel sorry for the hookers who are forced to have sex with you.  Your rancid bodily stench must be so overpowering for them.

Stop being such a 'wood' over Branch

[DK II]

confused you sorry

 

 

 


 

[New Hank Wood]

Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.

You are the representation of  everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.

That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.


Branch, you repulse me!

[Stark]

Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.

You are the representation of  everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.

That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.


Branch, you repulse me!

holy crap... Branch you've got a new fan lol

[DK II]

Branch, you are the personification of all things ugly.

You are the representation of  everything that is monstrous and hideous about this pseudo-sport.

That cocky-GH-smirk, vascular cranium and that characteristic duck-waddle, make my stomach turn.


Branch, you repulse me!

Bwahahaa, these words seem to come right out of my heart. Can anyone get Branch to post here??

[New Hank Wood]

Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories.  This one is my favorite....

Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet.  Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush;  It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit.  

So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick.  Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces.  

A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed  his putrid mess away.

Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!

[DK II]

Of course, Branch has many Bodybuilding-War-Stories.  This one is my favorite....

Branch had a dump in the Metro Flex toilet.  Apparently, the log he laid was so 'thick and long' that it would not flush;  It just lay on the side of bowl like a dead ferrit. 

So, Branch being the thinking man's bodybuilder, went outside to retrieve a stick.  Returning to the stinking cubicle, he proceded to break the offending turd into smaller sized pieces. 

A happy and relieved Branch, then successfully flushed  his putrid mess away.

Branch, not only thoughtful but creative too!

OMG, where do you get this stuff? You must be an insider...

[New Hank Wood]

Branch spends his life walking the gym floor.  He lives and breathes the iron.

Sure he is ugly and all of that, but he has a cruel wit and a nasty sense of humour.

And while on the subject of all things nasty,  Branch is known for delivering the most foulest farts imaginable. Yes, worse than  Big Ronnies legendary protein odours!

His training partners keep their distance when Branch is on the incline leg press.  He has been known to generate the most vile and putrid emissions while performing monster sets on this apparatus.

Branch, easy on the whey Big Guy!

[DK II]

Hank is on a frenzy. 

[Dballn247]

Damn is everyone in better shape than Ronnie?

[marcus]

Branch was big as a house and was pretty ripped up, two weeks out from New York he will be a top 3 threat in the big apple.

Don't judge mark down for major tears?