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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: Always Sore on August 03, 2007, 07:11:24 AM
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1. Just because you own a shitty rice burning car does not make you the next Fast and Furious driver dumbass.
2. If you can lift it then put it the fuck back when you are done. Dumbells do not put themselves away.
3. If america is so freaking fat why can't I find 3x shirts and 56 sport coats without going to causal male and paying a arm and a leg.
4. If you have a car full of freaking kids each with a special order do not go thru the drive thru, some of us are just grabbing something to drink.
5. Don't stand in front of the water fountain chatting or filling a gallon jug, get a quick drink and move your thoughtless ass.
6. Just because you did not vote for George Bush is no reason to paste your dumb car with bumper stickers proclaming it.
7. Just because you brown yourself at the pool fat broads it does not help make you more attractive, you are still fat only darker.
8. I don't want another fucking card from whatever store I am buying something at, I don't care how much it could save me and I don't want to give you my phone number to buy batteries.
9. I am glad your getto ass has a 5 dollar car and a 500 dollar sub woofer but I sure as fuck don't want to hear your crappy rap music, hope you all go deaf.
10. If you don't want guys to look at you don't go running in booty shorts and a bra.
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That kinda day bro?! ;D
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1. white girls with the most ghetto looking black men
2. neck tattoo's
3. people who throw trash from their cars while driving
4. Chinese food
5. waking up with balls on my forehead
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That kinda day bro?! ;D
Everyday is... ;D
BSB- Balls on my forehead made me do a spit take...to funny. ;D
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7. Just because you brown yourself at the pool fat broads it does not help make you more attractive, you are still fat only darker.
I actually told that to a chick at the gym, she was saying the whole "I need to tan, I'm so pale blah blah blah" to which I so charmingly replied "fuck the tan, you need to hit the treadmill instead. Guys would rather a chick be in shape and pale than tan and a big lardass."
I'm sure she hates me to this day but sometimes people need to check their priorities. 8)
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Bitches that start a thread complaining about things they hate ;D
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size 56 sport coat? looks like we've gor Markus Ruhl on board here.
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i hate when people ask me if i work out
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When people ask me if I'm ok to drive. ;)
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size 56 sport coat? looks like we've gor Markus Ruhl on board here.
No but at 300 lbs thats the size I wear. I can wear a 54 but it's a little tight, I start to look like tommy boy. ;D
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i hate when people ask me if i work out
I hate when people as if I still work out, like it's a fad thing like driving a corvett.
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No but at 300 lbs thats the size I wear. I can wear a 54 but it's a little tight, I start to look like tommy boy. ;D
oh that's cool i didn't realize you were 300, i thought you were one of these clowns who claims that they have a 56 inch chest, 22 inch arms, 34 inch legs and a 27 inch waist. ;D
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oh that's cool i didn't realize you were 300, i thought you were one of these clowns who claims that they have a 56 inch chest, 22 inch arms, 34 inch legs and a 27 inch waist. ;D
FUCKERS LIKE DAVE THAT WANT TO STIR SHIT UP WHEN THEY'RE BORED! ;D ;D
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oh that's cool i didn't realize you were 300, i thought you were one of these clowns who claims that they have a 56 inch chest, 22 inch arms, 34 inch legs and a 27 inch waist. ;D
I have not had a 27 inch waist since I was like 16... ;D I do have 34 inch legs..In length of pants. and someday I hope to get to 22 inch arms but not likely... ;D
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here's one I hear alot whenever people ask me why I lift so heavy and I ask them why don't THEY...
"I just lift to stay fit and healthy, I don't want to grow or get any bigger..."
WTF?!?! ??? Go for a swim and get outta the way..AND STOP CURLING IN THE SQUAT RACK!!!
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FUCKERS LIKE DAVE THAT WANT TO STIR SHIT UP WHEN THEY'RE BORED! ;D ;D
We all do... ;D Plus I have said it before all he is doing is calling bullshit on people and for the most part he is spot on. I am looking forward to your video, I wish you luck but a little part of me likes to see people fail just to poke and have fun here with... ;D
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here's one I hear alot whenever people ask me why I lift so heavy and I ask them why don't THEY...
"I just lift to stay fit and healthy, I don't want to grow or get any bigger..."
WTF?!?! ??? Go for a swim and get outta the way..AND STOP CURLING IN THE SQUAT RACK!!!
Yea I can't stand people that think just by lifting a little they are going to baloon up and be a mass monster. My father in law constantly gives me his 2 cents on lifting.."You know son, your going to pay for that when you get older..." Ah I expect to die of a heart seizure from stress long before I get old... ;D
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We all do... ;D Plus I have said it before all he is doing is calling bullshit on people and for the most part he is spot on. I am looking forward to your video, I wish you luck but a little part of me likes to see people fail just to poke and have fun here with... ;D
Man If I got it coming I got it coming. What can I say! ;D
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just because you watch the ufc doesn't mean you're a cagr fighter.
just because you you get paid for sucking cock doesn't mean you're not gay.
amd just because you BB doesn't mean you're an automatic bad ass.
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old people who whine
old people in cars
going to the supermarket
all other people at the fucking supermarket
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I hate people who stink.we have some people at the gym who are so pungent feels like your nose has been assaulted. Some are so bad they can leave an area and still stink it up for minutes after. Deodarant and soap are relatively cheap.
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Door to door meat salesmen. >:( Some dude just knocked on my door trying to sell me a package of assorted meats, happens all the fkn time.
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1. people who flex in the mirror between sets
2. people that complain about their weight but wont do fuck all about it
3. people that think they are better than everyone else
4. muslims
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SHADOW BOXERS! GOT THE FIRST SERIOUS ONE IN THE NEW GYM TODAY! Dude was slinging fist and slipping punches like mayweather....it was abit disturbing. He would do them after EVERY set of machine shrugs too! I happened to be working right behind him...fucker spun around and bumped into me and apologized. I told him "If you're going to work those hands, don't work them on ME please! I'd hate to drop this 70lb dumbbell on your foot! I might not be able to throw down like you but, I'll sure start throwing some heavy shit at you to keep you away from me." Ofcourse I said it chuckling. He laughed and said he does it just to get pumped. Told him to do what he's gotta do.
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SHADOW BOXERS! GOT THE FIRST SERIOUS ONE IN THE NEW GYM TODAY! Dude was slinging fist and slipping punches like mayweather....it was abit disturbing. He would do them after EVERY set of machine shrugs too! I happened to be working right behind him...fucker spun around and bumped into me and apologized. I told him "If you're going to work those hands, don't work them on ME please! I'd hate to drop this 70lb dumbbell on your foot! I might not be able to throw down like you but, I'll sure start throwing some heavy shit at you to keep you away from me." Ofcourse I said it chuckling. He laughed and said he does it just to get pumped. Told him to do what he's gotta do.
hahaha, those clowns are the worst, we had three tall skinny smelly Bosnians in the gym one day all doing high kicks to the power racks in unison
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hahaha, those clowns are the worst, we had three tall skinny smelly Bosnians in the gym one day all doing high kicks to the power racks in unison
HAHHAHAHA
dude i remember you guys used to talk about about these shadow boxers and I couldn’t relate. A couple of months ago there was this dude in the golds gym in sandy springs ga (place is full of characters). This dude would be listening to metal, doing like some head banging motions before his set and mouthing the words to whatever he was listening to…do his set. And get up swinging at the air wildly and screaming and grunting all crazy. I thought he was on drugs or something
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HAHHAHAHA
dude i remember you guys used to talk about about these shadow boxers and I couldn’t relate. A couple of months ago there was this dude in the golds gym in sandy springs ga (place is full of characters). This dude would be listening to metal, doing like some head banging motions before his set and mouthing the words to whatever he was listening to…do his set. And get up swinging at the air wildly and screaming and grunting all crazy. I thought he was on drugs or something
I thought you were talking about ME for a second, then I realized you were in GA at the time. ;D
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I thought you were talking about ME for a second, then I realized you were in GA at the time. ;D
hahahaha...that guy was so fuckin annoying...and he was like my size...nothing to write home about...
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hahahaha...that guy was so fuckin annoying...and he was like my size...nothing to write home about...
you get that pm I sent you?
HAHA now I lip sing sometimes just facing hte ground to get myself pumped up for some heavy benching or something but, I've got guys in the gym that fucking SING! Next american idol right here in the fucking gym!
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you get that pm I sent you?
HAHA now I lip sing sometimes just facing hte ground to get myself pumped up for some heavy benching or something but, I've got guys in the gym that fucking SING! Next american idol right here in the fucking gym!
I haven’t read the pm yet…ill take a look now…
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As if being married isnt tough enough now every chick under the sun wants to fuck you.
blutos girl looking for another 7 orgasms.
stupid people who dont know there stupid.
people who come into my office and put there dick faces in my plate at lunch saying hey that looks good wife make that....