Please add any you have.
1. Just because you own a shitty rice burning car does not make you the next Fast and Furious driver dumbass.
2. If you can lift it then put it the fuck back when you are done. Dumbells do not put themselves away.
3. If america is so freaking fat why can't I find 3x shirts and 56 sport coats without going to causal male and paying a arm and a leg.
4. If you have a car full of freaking kids each with a special order do not go thru the drive thru, some of us are just grabbing something to drink.
5. Don't stand in front of the water fountain chatting or filling a gallon jug, get a quick drink and move your thoughtless ass.
6. Just because you did not vote for George Bush is no reason to paste your dumb car with bumper stickers proclaming it.
7. Just because you brown yourself at the pool fat broads it does not help make you more attractive, you are still fat only darker.
8. I don't want another fucking card from whatever store I am buying something at, I don't care how much it could save me and I don't want to give you my phone number to buy batteries.
9. I am glad your getto ass has a 5 dollar car and a 500 dollar sub woofer but I sure as fuck don't want to hear your crappy rap music, hope you all go deaf.
10. If you don't want guys to look at you don't go running in booty shorts and a bra.