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Title: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 07:58:41 AM
hahaha, i'll start, "i bench 500", "i press 405 behind the neck", "i make 6 figures per year", "i have a PhD", "i squatted 505 after 5 months of training", "i'm 225 pounds at 8 percent bodyfat at 5'8" drug free" and on and on. ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: UK Gold on August 13, 2007, 08:00:18 AM
405lbs good mornings. Lol, that must be the most ludicrous of all time.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:02:48 AM
405lbs good mornings. Lol, that must be the most ludicrous of all time.
hahahaha, "i fucck more women in a day than you have in your life", "i one arm preacher curl a 90 pound dumbbell", "Kevin Levrone squatted 750 for 4 and can put on 60 pounds of muscle in four months", "i own my own compant with 100 employees".
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Mars on August 13, 2007, 08:03:50 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=163097.0;attach=187746;image)
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
"Kevin Levrone can put on 60 pounds of muscle in four months",
Thats actually TRUE
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: UK Gold on August 13, 2007, 08:07:06 AM
I only date models

I grew these 21 inch arms using "a bit of deca in the offseason"

I'm not a peadophile, i just get confused between teens and preteens

Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:07:29 AM
Thats actually TRUE
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: nycbull on August 13, 2007, 08:07:56 AM
"I can get huge if I want but I dont wanna carry around that much mass"
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Mars on August 13, 2007, 08:08:46 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=163097.0;attach=187755;image)
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:09:47 AM
"I can get huge if I want but I dont wanna carry around that much mass"
hahahaha, that's one of my favorites, also "i'm just getting back into it and i was 295 at 3 percent bf benching 600 for 8 but i'm trying to focus on my family now so i came down to 172 at 18 percent bf benching 195 for 2".
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: davidpaul on August 13, 2007, 08:10:36 AM
Mike Morris stole Kevin Levrones hat
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Stavios on August 13, 2007, 08:11:26 AM
JaeJoenna barbell rowing 315 for reps hahaha
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 13, 2007, 08:12:19 AM
hahha mike aka buttercock is just getting ready to release an accumalated cloud of stink.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:15:05 AM
"Joe Onasai pressed 500 behind the neck seated", "a bodybuilder who used to train at my gym used to rep 450 for seated behind the neck press", "i benched 335 for 5 at 160 bodyweight".
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: DK II on August 13, 2007, 08:16:12 AM
225 x 113

"a calorie is a calorie"

jezebelle has a 21 inch waist

Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: davidpaul on August 13, 2007, 08:16:56 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=163097.0;attach=187755;image)


Big Mike, is about to throw down some lethal moves there, player.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 08:17:40 AM
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! ;D
He might look like crack addict in that photo but give him all the drugs he needs he be ready in 16 weeks his a mutant
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:19:20 AM
"i'm 235 pounds at 5'9" at sub 10 percent bodyfat with 20 inch arms but my camera is broken and i can't post pictures", "i was 220 at 5'10 at sub 10 precent bf at age 19 completely drug free".
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: stormshadow on August 13, 2007, 08:25:48 AM
How about this one:

Squadfather lieing about the pics posted and that they were not him.

Thats a pretty good one, isn't it, you pathetic fu.ck.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Option D on August 13, 2007, 08:25:59 AM
Duvall: 645 behind the neck shoulder press for 4 ::)

then he gets mad at sars for callin him out and invites him to train with him.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:26:59 AM
How about this one:

Squadfather lieing about the pics posted and that they were not him.

Thats a pretty good one, isn't it, you pathetic fu.ck.
;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:33:22 AM
i love when women bb'ers claim that they're drug free and that the haggard looks, leather skin and masculine voice and anger levels are due to "dieting". ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: stormshadow on August 13, 2007, 08:33:44 AM
Squadfather is a MuscleBear...

hahahahaha
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: stormshadow on August 13, 2007, 08:35:13 AM
I love it when an internet schmoe fu.cks up and gets drunk and posts some shirtless pics of himself, lies about it, and is later exposed for what he is.

i love when women bb'ers claim that they're drug free and that the haggard looks, leather skin and masculine voice and anger levels are due to "dieting". ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: XFACTOR on August 13, 2007, 08:36:10 AM
I'm a pro Tennis player with a 130 mph serve.  Still can't get over that one.  He told a few other lies, what were they?
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 08:36:18 AM
Self induced nuclear Meltdown.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:37:26 AM
I'm a pro Tennis player with a 130 mph serve.  Still can't get over that one.  He told a few other lies, what were they?
hahahaha, "sevastase" is a lying machine, 400 pound bench, 700 pound squat and deadlift, 130MPH tennis serve, fuccks models, etc. ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Option D on August 13, 2007, 08:39:30 AM
hahahaha, "sevastase" is a lying machine, 400 pound bench, 700 pound squat and deadlift, 130MPH tennis serve, fuccks models, etc. ;D

remember the picture he posted of him "dunking" a baskteball and swore it was 10 feet...
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Bossa on August 13, 2007, 08:41:25 AM
Rhino had soem good ones back in the day...as I recall he claimed that he was lifting more than Kaz's bests as a college powerlifter

405 lb good mornings

some mystery finn BNP 450

535 lb bench in 1984 at 181

there are so many really
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: emn1964 on August 13, 2007, 08:51:30 AM
"I have business interests in Dubai, INDIA"
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 08:51:43 AM
remember the picture he posted of him "dunking" a baskteball and swore it was 10 feet...
Thats crazy,Least he put up a video of benching 405 for 3 thats some consolation.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: XFACTOR on August 13, 2007, 09:01:36 AM
hahahaha, "sevastase" is a lying machine, 400 pound bench, 700 pound squat and deadlift, 130MPH tennis serve, fuccks models, etc. ;D

haha "a lying machine". too funny.   

Did he post vids doing those lifts?  I thought he did?

  He said he was a model? 
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: gwenhen on August 13, 2007, 09:42:23 AM
How about this one:

Squadfather lieing about the pics posted and that they were not him.

Thats a pretty good one, isn't it, you pathetic fu.ck.

Somebodies feeling jealous their post count isnt as high a Squadfathers! Feeling a bit inferior are we stormshadow?


lol  ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: JediKnight on August 13, 2007, 09:50:07 AM
Bethany Carter Howlett

Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: stormshadow on August 13, 2007, 10:26:51 AM
No I would be quite embarrassed to have over a thousand posts on an internet message board.

I know that his post count is his life support system and I would like to see Ron pull the plug.

Somebodies feeling jealous their post count isnt as high a Squadfathers! Feeling a bit inferior are we stormshadow?


lol  ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 10:33:16 AM
Remeber when 'Shadow' would ask questions about sex , then would reply to everyone

..."I dont care about having sex, why would I? "


 hahahahahahah
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: gwenhen on August 13, 2007, 10:36:50 AM
No I would be quite embarrassed to have over a thousand posts on an internet message board.

I know that his post count is his life support system and I would like to see Ron pull the plug.


im with you on that one too! Can you imagine if he did not have post counts? Woud ruin sf! He started a thread once cause they had deleted some of his posts over night his count went below 10000 he was getting angry about it!
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: chris_mason on August 13, 2007, 10:41:05 AM
405lbs good mornings. Lol, that must be the most ludicrous of all time.

I can do that.  I know many guys at Westside who can do that and more.  Do you not believe it can be done, or do you not believe the person who claims it? 

Chris
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Bossa on August 13, 2007, 11:01:26 AM
I can do that.  I know many guys at Westside who can do that and more.  Do you not believe it can be done, or do you not believe the person who claims it? 

Chris

Chris teh westside arched back good morning is alot different from the oldschool legs basicall straight kind
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: SirTraps on August 13, 2007, 11:09:20 AM
535 bench at 181 pounds


       ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: chris_mason on August 13, 2007, 11:19:53 AM
Chris teh westside arched back good morning is alot different from the oldschool legs basicall straight kind

That is true, so a clear definition is important.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: CalvinH on August 13, 2007, 11:48:30 AM
I'm not obsessed/stalking SF,bluto,TA,Bfury etc... ;D ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Ursus on August 13, 2007, 11:56:32 AM
one true thing i saw with my own eyes was believe it or not a 75yr old man doing gm back arched, legs straight right right all teh way down looked like it was gonna snap with 160kgx3 so 352lbsx3 at 75yrs of age.

looked so dangerous though he said he always done it this way.

also i have never lied on this so please believe ,me
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Man of Steel on August 13, 2007, 11:59:40 AM
"I'll be at my all-time best come the (insert bb contest name)!"

"I'm trying to cut down for a movie role."

"I have many lucrative contract offers on the table."

"BB is way more than drugs and genes.....it's about having the heart of a lion."
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 13, 2007, 12:07:54 PM
he did NOT set his own mother up
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 12:12:26 PM
SF: Im trying to cut.
"xerxes"-i'm happy being this skinny and weak, it gets me all the ladies.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Hedgehog on August 13, 2007, 12:19:39 PM
i love when women bb'ers claim that they're drug free and that the haggard looks, leather skin and masculine voice and anger levels are due to "dieting". ;D

Yeah.

Strange that Jodels, Insomnia or The Beast never gets teh Haggard look.


Maybe they don't diet hard enough. ???

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=163089.0;attach=187736;image)
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 12:20:54 PM
Yeah.

Strange that Jodels, Insomnia or The Beast never gets teh Haggard look.


Maybe they don't diet hard enough. ???

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=163089.0;attach=187736;image)
hahahaha dude that picture is an all time classic.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: gordiano on August 13, 2007, 12:24:22 PM
I squat 400+ for 20 reps. (Hedge, help me out)  ::)


So & so has a wife/girlfriend, therefore he's not gay..... ::)


Matt T. and his 20 different Fortune 500 businesses.  ::)


Bbers calling themselves athletes.  ::)


So & so (top bber) was natural, up until a couple/few years ago.  ::)
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: bailey on August 13, 2007, 12:35:40 PM
Squadfather : What the F..k  !!!! Is this all you do all day. Get a f-n life ! I have never seen anything like this in my life. You live on here. But you are the biggest joke ! This Has become a kiddies board with you on it. It just amazes me you are allowed to post at all. What an embarrassment. Look at yourself
FOOLIO ! Sorry SOB that you are. Have you ever gotten laid. ( SS, columbusdude ) Are you all the same person ? The last picture here has got to be my favorite !
A thirty-something, Lazy, Fat, Still live at home, Closet gay, LOOOOOOOSER.
I swear I saw you on Dateline NBC's " to catch a predator ( perverted justice ) Child Molesters. I'm going to look into this further.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 12:36:25 PM
Easy tiger, eat your 24. meal first.  ;D
hahahahaha, you're back from Abercrombie and Fitch, how's it going? are you stocked up on extra small t shirts and hair gel now? ;D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: NeoSeminole on August 13, 2007, 12:37:19 PM
No one at this board is more intelligent that me. No one.

I have been as heavy as a lean 310 lbs in the past

I could dwarf Coleman if I took the amount of drugs that he takes and dedicated myself 24/7 to bodybuilding.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: bailey on August 13, 2007, 12:37:46 PM
And is that an ear-ring you are sportin,, In the last shot. What a look you got goin on.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: bailey on August 13, 2007, 12:46:02 PM
 " CLASSIC " :D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: stormshadow on August 13, 2007, 01:16:13 PM
SF is one dopey and ugly looking muther.fucker

" CLASSIC " :D
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: Mike on August 13, 2007, 01:26:25 PM
Squadfather : What the F..k  !!!! Is this all you do all day. Get a f-n life ! I have never seen anything like this in my life. You live on here. But you are the biggest joke ! This Has become a kiddies board with you on it. It just amazes me you are allowed to post at all. What an embarrassment. Look at yourself
FOOLIO ! Sorry SOB that you are. Have you ever gotten laid. ( SS, columbusdude ) Are you all the same person ? The last picture here has got to be my favorite !
A thirty-something, Lazy, Fat, Still live at home, Closet gay, LOOOOOOOSER.
I swear I saw you on Dateline NBC's " to catch a predator ( perverted justice ) Child Molesters. I'm going to look into this further.

It's ok to rip on SF, just don't meltdown doing it.
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: TooPowerful4u on August 13, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
im not classified as overweight and my buddie adonis can deadlift 225 for over 100 reps... oh and im not a fruitcake

mother of all lies  ;D


...ok lets hear a momma joke or something that begins with "epic" or "oh brother"
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: JasonH on August 13, 2007, 01:42:50 PM

You gotta laugh at some of the bullshit on this board - there are out-and-out genuine lies and exaggerations. Makes for good viewing.

I however, have never lied about my lifts. I posted a while back that my best ever lifts were a 520lb squat for 8 reps (to parallel) and a 300lb press behind neck (on a smith machine).

Squadfather almost ejaculated with excitement when he read this and proceeded to try and "own" me along with all his other little cronies and hangers-on. Didn't work though - there's not a lot of influence a guy with 12,000 plus posts can have on the internet (or anywhere else for that matter).
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: stormshadow on August 13, 2007, 02:08:06 PM
Squadfather did own you.  His pic is PROOF of this.

You gotta laugh at some of the bullshit on this board - there are out-and-out genuine lies and exaggerations. Makes for good viewing.

I however, have never lied about my lifts. I posted a while back that my best ever lifts were a 520lb squat for 8 reps (to parallel) and a 300lb press behind neck (on a smith machine).

Squadfather almost ejaculated with excitement when he read this and proceeded to try and "own" me along with all his other little cronies and hangers-on. Didn't work though - there's not a lot of influence a guy with 12,000 plus posts can have on the internet (or anywhere else for that matter).
Title: Re: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG
Post by: marcus on August 13, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
I'm bulking with high quality Greyhound dog food and expensive wine.