Author Topic: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG (Read 6523 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** August 13, 2007, 07:58:41 AM »

hahaha, i'll start, "i bench 500", "i press 405 behind the neck", "i make 6 figures per year", "i have a PhD", "i squatted 505 after 5 months of training", "i'm 225 pounds at 8 percent bodyfat at 5'8" drug free" and on and on.

UK Gold · « **Reply #1 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:00:18 AM »

405lbs good mornings. Lol, that must be the most ludicrous of all time.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #2 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:02:48 AM »

Quote from: UK Gold on August 13, 2007, 08:00:18 AM

405lbs good mornings. Lol, that must be the most ludicrous of all time.

hahahaha, "i fucck more women in a day than you have in your life", "i one arm preacher curl a 90 pound dumbbell", "Kevin Levrone squatted 750 for 4 and can put on 60 pounds of muscle in four months", "i own my own compant with 100 employees".

Mars · « **Reply #3 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:03:50 AM »

KillerMonk · « **Reply #4 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:06:21 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:02:48 AM

"Kevin Levrone can put on 60 pounds of muscle in four months",

Thats actually TRUE

UK Gold · « **Reply #5 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:07:06 AM »

I only date models

I grew these 21 inch arms using "a bit of deca in the offseason"

I'm not a peadophile, i just get confused between teens and preteens

The Squadfather · « **Reply #6 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:07:29 AM »

Quote from: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 08:06:21 AM

Thats actually TRUE

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

nycbull · « **Reply #7 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:07:56 AM »

"I can get huge if I want but I dont wanna carry around that much mass"

Mars · « **Reply #8 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:08:46 AM »

The Squadfather · « **Reply #9 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:09:47 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on August 13, 2007, 08:07:56 AM

"I can get huge if I want but I dont wanna carry around that much mass"

hahahaha, that's one of my favorites, also "i'm just getting back into it and i was 295 at 3 percent bf benching 600 for 8 but i'm trying to focus on my family now so i came down to 172 at 18 percent bf benching 195 for 2".

davidpaul · « **Reply #10 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:10:36 AM »

Mike Morris stole Kevin Levrones hat

Stavios · « **Reply #11 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:11:26 AM »

JaeJoenna barbell rowing 315 for reps hahaha

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:12:19 AM »

hahha mike aka buttercock is just getting ready to release an accumalated cloud of stink.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #13 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:15:05 AM »

"Joe Onasai pressed 500 behind the neck seated", "a bodybuilder who used to train at my gym used to rep 450 for seated behind the neck press", "i benched 335 for 5 at 160 bodyweight".

DK II · « **Reply #14 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:16:12 AM »

225 x 113

"a calorie is a calorie"

jezebelle has a 21 inch waist

davidpaul · « **Reply #15 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:16:56 AM »

Quote from: Mars on August 13, 2007, 08:08:46 AM

Big Mike, is about to throw down some lethal moves there, player.

KillerMonk · « **Reply #16 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:17:40 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:07:29 AM

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

He might look like crack addict in that photo but give him all the drugs he needs he be ready in 16 weeks his a mutant

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:19:20 AM »

"i'm 235 pounds at 5'9" at sub 10 percent bodyfat with 20 inch arms but my camera is broken and i can't post pictures", "i was 220 at 5'10 at sub 10 precent bf at age 19 completely drug free".

stormshadow · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:25:48 AM »

How about this one:

Squadfather lieing about the pics posted and that they were not him.

Thats a pretty good one, isn't it, you pathetic fu.ck.

Option D · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:25:59 AM »

Duvall: 645 behind the neck shoulder press for 4

then he gets mad at sars for callin him out and invites him to train with him.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:26:59 AM »

Quote from: stormshadow on August 13, 2007, 08:25:48 AM

How about this one:

Squadfather lieing about the pics posted and that they were not him.

Thats a pretty good one, isn't it, you pathetic fu.ck.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:33:22 AM »

i love when women bb'ers claim that they're drug free and that the haggard looks, leather skin and masculine voice and anger levels are due to "dieting".

stormshadow · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:33:44 AM »

Squadfather is a MuscleBear...

hahahahaha

stormshadow · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:35:13 AM »

I love it when an internet schmoe fu.cks up and gets drunk and posts some shirtless pics of himself, lies about it, and is later exposed for what he is.

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 13, 2007, 08:33:22 AM

i love when women bb'ers claim that they're drug free and that the haggard looks, leather skin and masculine voice and anger levels are due to "dieting".

XFACTOR · « **Reply #24 on:** August 13, 2007, 08:36:10 AM »

I'm a pro Tennis player with a 130 mph serve. Still can't get over that one. He told a few other lies, what were they?

Author Topic: NAME THE FUNNIEST LIES ON GETBIG (Read 6523 times)

Stavios