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Title: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 05:01:50 PM
(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Stu on November 13, 2007, 05:08:04 PM
a night at a male strip club is less gay
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 05:08:47 PM
a night at a male strip club is less gay

Great fucking point Stu... 
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 05:13:11 PM
epic lengthy trying too hard to be funny-post
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 05:15:26 PM
epic lengthy trying too hard to be funny-post

Epically short attempt at discrediting a better writer/poster than you..
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: gordiano on November 13, 2007, 05:26:27 PM
(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

Great list!

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: mass 04 on November 13, 2007, 05:27:26 PM
(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...


funny stuff!
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 13, 2007, 05:31:55 PM
Strippers gets paid.  Most BBers do not.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Andre Nickatina on November 13, 2007, 05:35:43 PM
Good list.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 05:37:09 PM
Strippers gets paid.  Most BBers do not.


Oh and before I forget, male exotic dancers also have a UNION, something which professional bodybuilders don't..

http://www.bayswan.org/EDAunionLL.html (http://www.bayswan.org/EDAunionLL.html)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BayGBM on November 13, 2007, 05:39:44 PM
a night at a male strip club is less gay

LOL

Both events have guys jerking off in the audience.  :-[
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 05:40:51 PM
Epically short attempt at discrediting a better writer/poster than you..

better writer? you make another 'gay' thread on getbig, wow thats creative!

and the usual gaybashing crowd lead by gordiano comes in posting

stop being so fucking predictable

whats next, a thread about derek anthony?  ::)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 05:51:33 PM
better writer? you make another 'gay' thread on getbig, wow thats creative!

and the usual gaybashing crowd lead by gordiano comes in posting

stop being so fucking predictable

whats next, a thread about derek anthony?  ::)

Yes, I am a better writer than you are, but that's besides the point.  You make endless, useless threads all day (See sample at: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0)) in the hopes of getting the largest post count and then get bothered when someone else tries to get some shade under your beach umbrella..?..  Relax man, get a boyfriend.

20,000+ posts and somehow you get bothered by one good post..
"1"
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 05:54:34 PM
Yes, I am a better writer than you are, but that's besides the point.  You make endless useless threads all day (See sample at: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0)) in the hopes of getting the largest post count and then get bothered when someone else tries to get some shade under your beach umbrella..?..  Relax man, get a boyfriend.

20,000+ posts and somehow you get bothered by one good post..
"1"

haha who is this clown? look at how much time he spend on every post self ownage at its best!
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 05:56:09 PM
haha who is this clown? look at how much time he spend on every post self ownage at its best!

"hahahaha" another useless attempt at owning someone by posting a meaningless comment.  What's next, will you quickly log off and come back on as a gimmick and try to start a movement??
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 05:58:08 PM
Here, Bluto, I'll make it easier for you and save you the time plus the useless need to keep leaching for posts.

YOU OWNED ME!!

MELTDOWN!!


"1" more post...

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: gordiano on November 13, 2007, 06:03:32 PM
I'll take a guess here, and bet that the strippers have some sort of benefits, and some kind of pay (even if it is minimum wage).

Strippers make a living out of stripping, whereas most of the bbers do not (out of bbing).
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: mass 04 on November 13, 2007, 06:07:05 PM
I'll take a guess here, and bet that the strippers have some sort of benefits, and some kind of pay (even if it is minimum wage).

Strippers make a living out of stripping, whereas most of the bbers do not (out of bbing).

sadly, stripping is probably more mainstream than pro bb
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 06:07:43 PM
sadly, stripping is probably more mainstream than pro bb

Thats the damn truth, there are more strip clubs in every city than MaxMuscle stores..
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 06:18:22 PM
check out this dude

proving you dont need to show off muscle either on stage or a club

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 06:20:27 PM
check out this dude
proving you dont need to show off muscle either on stage or a club

Brutal fantasizing on the European white man.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 06:25:35 PM
Brutal fantasizing on the European white man.

techno viking! there's no vikings in america, only europe
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 06:35:34 PM
techno viking! there's no vikings in america, only europe

You would die to be a European descendant white man like us. Hence the gimmick-a-Tchek.

Pathetic.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Chick on November 13, 2007, 06:38:03 PM
(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

Apparently you've been to both...you tell us what the difference is
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 06:38:44 PM
You would die to be a European descendant white man like us. Hence the gimmick-a-Tchek.

Pathetic.

you're the immigrant, not me  :D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 06:41:28 PM
you're the immigrant, not me  :D

Yup, my "parents" got here in 1687 so I guess it makes me an "immigrant"...


But seriously big guy, why do you fantasize so much about being one of us?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 06:45:25 PM
Yup, my "parents" got here in 1687 so I guess it makes me an "immigrant"...


But seriously big guy, why do you fantasize so much about being one of us?

im talking about you being a first generation american, paki proteinfarts is more of an american than you are and ever will be  :D

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 06:47:07 PM
im talking about you being a first generation american, paki proteinfarts is more of an american than you are and ever will be  :D

Epic obsessing and bashing a good old American boy out of jealousy  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: SteelePegasus on November 13, 2007, 06:56:11 PM
1. Bodybuilders wear less clothes on stage
2. Strippers family and friends don't laugh at them when they tell them their career choice.
3. Strippers don't have to take pics under the kitchen lights to look good
4. Strippers don't have to pull their trunks up their ass
5. And the most obvious is that strippers actually make money
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 06:57:49 PM
1. Bodybuilders wear less clothes on stage
2. Strippers family and friends don't laugh at them when they tell them their career choice.
3. Strippers don't have to take pics under the kitchen lights to look good
4. Strippers don't have to pull their trunks up their ass
5. And the most obvious is that strippers actually make money

Good to know you've been around man strip clubs enough to clarifiy all that bro.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 07:07:30 PM
Apparently you've been to both...you tell us what the difference is

For one thing, as I mentioned earlier, male exotic dancers are Unionized workers that have TRUE support and representation within their industry.  No offense Robert Michael, but, while I do think you do a decent job at representing these guys, the Weiders and other IFBB suits could allow for these "Pros" to at least Unionize themselves and, while they are at it, maybe provide their employees with some Health/Life insurance and, most importantly, a pension plan..

People keep flinging around the term "sport" to describe bodybuilding, but if these guys retire to nothing but failed organs and a tarnished reputation consisting of fucking produce and wasting 10-30 years after a "trophy" (designed in the image and likeness of Joe Weider") you might as well call bodybuilding a reckless "Hobby".
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on November 13, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
a night at a male strip club is less gay
Actually the show i did was full of women. The ratio was probabaly 70-30
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 07:20:16 PM
Actually the show i did was full of women. The ratio was probabaly 70-30

Do you have any pics from the show?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 07:24:04 PM
Yeah i got tons... well... if i could figure out how to clip them from the video but here is the prejudging


Are you a cop?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bast000 on November 13, 2007, 07:24:08 PM
derek anthony would be perfect to ask since he's performed in both.  i've never gone to either.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 07:24:51 PM
derek anythony would be perfect to ask since he's performed in both.

Define "performed"?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bast000 on November 13, 2007, 07:25:51 PM
Q: Is derek stripping or doing a bb pose here?

(http://www.netforall.com/users/m/e/n/men4u/user_previewdir/bodybuilders/gallery_041/thumb_derek-anthony-NPC-Teen-02.png)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 07:28:28 PM
Q: Is derek stripping of doing a bb pose here?

(http://www.netforall.com/users/m/e/n/men4u/user_previewdir/bodybuilders/gallery_041/thumb_derek-anthony-NPC-Teen-02.png)

Is it fair to say "it could go both ways"?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bast000 on November 13, 2007, 07:30:49 PM
"IM SUCKSESSFULL MOTHR FKERS I OWN YOU ALL, I MADE TWo HUNDRED dollars that NIHT LOOSERS. "

(http://www.northamericanbodies.com/images/models/derekanthonyprofilephoto.jpg)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 07:33:10 PM
"IM SUCKSESSFULL MOTHR FKERS I OWN YOU ALL, I MADE TWo HUNDRED dollars that NIHT LOOSERS. "

(http://www.northamericanbodies.com/images/models/derekanthonyprofilephoto.jpg)

YOU SHUT DE FUK UP IM CRAZE I FIGHT TO KILL YOU LITLE FUCKNG CHIT!!!

never gets old.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 07:40:33 PM
YOU SHUT DE FUK UP IM CRAZE I FIGHT TO KILL YOU LITLE FUCKNG CHIT!!!

never gets old.

(http://www.northamericanbodies.com/images/models/derekanthonyprofilephoto.jpg)

I MAEK MOORE MONEY THEN 80% OF ALL FUCKING PROS PUSSY!!

ahahhahhahaha....wait, that part is true, FUCK!

P.S. I do not approve of Derek Anthony and while I find him to be a disgrace to the "sport" of bodybuilding, I think that a bigger disgrace is that so many damn Pros are barely making ends meet and instead resorting to fucking produce for cash.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 07:49:17 PM
P.S. I do not approve of Derek Anthony and while I find him to be a disgrace to the "sport" of bodybuilding, I think that a bigger disgrace is that so many damn Pros are barely making ends meet and instead resorting to fucking produce for cash.

what do you mean by "produce for cash" ?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 07:53:09 PM
what do you mean by "produce for cash" ?

I speak of the Kai Greene story.  The actual tale is of a Negro hard-pressed for money who had to resort to fucking produce (Grapefruit) in order to make rent.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: The Freakshow on November 13, 2007, 07:53:27 PM
Apparently you've been to both...you tell us what the difference is

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 08:04:15 PM
I speak of the Kai Greene story.  The actual tale is of a Negro hard-pressed for money who had to resort to fucking produce (Grapefruit) in order to make rent.

Sounds bittersweet.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Chick on November 13, 2007, 08:52:40 PM
For one thing, as I mentioned earlier, male exotic dancers are Unionized workers that have TRUE support and representation within their industry.  No offense Robert Michael, but, while I do think you do a decent job at representing these guys, the Weiders and other IFBB suits could allow for these "Pros" to at least Unionize themselves and, while they are at it, maybe provide their employees with some Health/Life insurance and, most importantly, a pension plan..

People keep flinging around the term "sport" to describe bodybuilding, but if these guys retire to nothing but failed organs and a tarnished reputation consisting of fucking produce and wasting 10-30 years after a "trophy" (designed in the image and likeness of Joe Weider") you might as well call bodybuilding a reckless "Hobby".

LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS...I'M JUST BUSTIN YOUR BALLS....

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 09:02:40 PM
LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS...I'M JUST BUSTIN YOUR BALLS....

Stripes fan....?...

While I know the bitching gets annoying Robert, you sure gotta admit that those old, dancing sailors sure have a lot in common with your colleagues with regards to practice..
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Chick on November 13, 2007, 09:05:04 PM
Stripes fan....?...

Of course..!

You know you're like the big toe around here...!
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 09:06:40 PM
there you go, another thread about derek anthony

who ever saw this coming  ::)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 09:08:55 PM
there you go, another thread about derek anthony

who ever saw this coming  ::)

How's that working out for ya Bluto?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 09:09:33 PM
there you go, another thread about derek anthony
who ever saw this coming  ::)

"male strip club" on getbig. how did you not see that cuming? ::)

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 09:10:50 PM
"male strip club" on getbig. how did you not see that cuming? ::)

But Alex, how is that working out for Bluto?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 09:12:01 PM
im not into either bb shows or male strip clubs so obviously im kinda lost in this thread... ill leave it you guys, the experts
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Alex23 on November 13, 2007, 09:12:29 PM
But Alex, how is that working out for Bluto?

Depends who's on the "Bluto" account. Someone else just logged in.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 13, 2007, 09:14:32 PM
im not into either bb shows or male strip clubs so obviously im kinda lost in this thread... ill leave it you guys, the experts

Fair enough...  I guess you should do what you do best.  Go and create a bunch of shitty threads with no direction just to up your post count by drowning the damn things with responses by yourself or your damn gimmicks.

Here, I'll lead you to a recent one... http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BigCypriate on November 14, 2007, 04:07:06 AM
(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...


I think the main difference is that at a BB show you are not there masturbating and drinking wine coolers
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 14, 2007, 04:14:12 AM
a night at a male strip club is less gay

lol!!

great stuff, 1!
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: vinnydountsnyc on November 14, 2007, 04:45:26 AM
if you hate BB so much why even belong to this forum ?
 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 14, 2007, 05:16:58 AM
if you hate BB so much why even belong to this forum ?
 ??? ??? ???

be careful, there's a HUUUUGE difference between doing bodybuilding and watching bodybuilding.

Doing it is fun, watching it is totally gay.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 14, 2007, 05:55:09 AM
if you hate BB so much why even belong to this forum ?
 ??? ??? ???

Who said anything about hate?  There is nothing on this thread or in anyone's posts about hate.  We are just comparing the obvious similarities of both professions.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BayGBM on November 14, 2007, 06:13:51 AM

I think the main difference is that at a BB show you are not there masturbating and drinking wine coolers

Wrong. I've seen that happen in the audience at BB shows.  :-[
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 14, 2007, 06:14:39 AM
Wrong. I've seen that happen in the audience at BB shows.  :-[

between your own legs?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 14, 2007, 06:19:51 AM
between your own legs?  ;D ;D

Donkey,

He is unfortunately right.  At some "World/Masters" event that was held here in NYC, when good old Rusty Jeffers took the stage, there were 4 gentlemen dressed in heavy, black leather along with police men hats and Raybans that were going nuts as he did his routine on stage.  Keeping a long story short, there were complaints to the ushers that they were getting nasty and supposedly throwing popcorn along with yogurt across the seats onto other viewers... 

Let's just say that yogurt isn't the only thing that is white and creamy,
"1"
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 14, 2007, 06:27:47 AM
Donkey,

He is unfortunately right.  At some "World/Masters" event that was held here in NYC, when good old Rusty Jeffers took the stage, there were 4 gentlemen dressed in heavy, black leather along with police men hats and Raybans that were going nuts as he did his routine on stage.  Keeping a long story short, there were complaints to the ushers that they were getting nasty and supposedly throwing popcorn along with yogurt across the seats onto other viewers... 

Let's just say that yogurt isn't the only thing that is white and creamy,
"1"

It's not that i didn't believe him, i was just wondering if he was one of the guys commiting this 'felony'.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Mons Venus on November 14, 2007, 06:30:48 AM
LOL

Both events have guys jerking off in the audience.  :-[

Please say that was a joke Bay.  :-\
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BigCypriate on November 14, 2007, 07:01:12 AM
Please say that was a joke Bay.  :-\

When it comes to the penis, bay don't joke around
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Tom on November 14, 2007, 08:21:27 AM
1)uh a trophy is involved for the "winner"

2) competitors have to pay money to compete and get up on stage

3)no stripping involved, competitors are already 95% percent naked, as they walk on stage, "pose" and leave the stage

actually on this topic, surely everyone has to admit that men's posing trunks are actually getting smaller and smaller every year, not to mention the actual fabric and how should i say "look" of the suits are what women normally wear (shiny, bright colors, designs, spangles, etcetera)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BigCypriate on November 14, 2007, 08:25:31 AM
1)uh a trophy is involved for the "winner"

2) competitors have to pay money to compete and get up on stage

3)no stripping involved, competitors are already 95% percent naked, as they walk on stage, "pose" and leave the stage

actually on this topic, surely everyone has to admit that men's posing trunks are actually getting smaller and smaller every year, not to mention the actual fabric and how should i say "look" of the suits are what women normally wear (shiny, bright colors, designs, spangles, etcetera)

No I was looking at their muscles you gaylord
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 14, 2007, 08:28:00 AM
Fair enough...  I guess you should do what you do best.  Go and create a bunch of shitty threads with no direction just to up your post count by drowning the damn things with responses by yourself or your damn gimmicks.

Here, I'll lead you to a recent one... http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0)

thats the second time you link to that one. pity post.

see how hurt this "one" loser is. he really thought long and hard about the subject and nobody gives a shit or think he's funny. haha.
self ownage at its best
just another gay thread from the gay guy.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 14, 2007, 08:29:06 AM
No I was looking at their muscles you gaylord

Yeah surre you were, with your dick in your hand...
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BayGBM on November 14, 2007, 08:31:41 AM
Please say that was a joke Bay.  :-\

It wasn't. :-[

I have seen guys jerking off during the posedown at BB shows.  Lest you think I am making this up, OneMoreRep just corroborated it above.  :-\
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 14, 2007, 08:32:52 AM
see how hurt this "one" loser is. he really thought long and hard about the subject and nobody gives a shit or think he's funny. haha.

One of the largest threads so far in less than a day and most people have already chimed in with good responses and laughs.

You could care two shits about bodybuilding or about anything related to it, you're just a lonely troll trying to up your post count by all means.  That's perfectly fine, but just don't start to believe that you are in any way entertaining. 

Go back and keep posting useless techno viking and malaysian shuffle threads and while you are at it, keeping boosting your post count by continuously bumping your own threads..

"1"

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Tom on November 14, 2007, 08:33:13 AM
big cyprioate  try to be objective if you can. i don't care how straight anyone of us are , if your a fan of bb anyone can see what i mentioned! it doesn't take a rocket scientist gay or straight to see this!
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Bluto on November 14, 2007, 08:33:43 AM
did he just reply with a half page? jesus im not even gonna read that haha im off to the gym
later
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BigCypriate on November 14, 2007, 08:33:59 AM
It wasn't. :-[

I have seen guys jerking off during the posedown at BB shows.  Lest you think I am making this up, OneMoreRep just corroborated it above.  :-\

you peoples lack of straightness is sickening
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 14, 2007, 08:35:08 AM
did he just reply with a half page? jesus im not even gonna read that haha im off to the gym
later

The mere fact that you keep posting in my thread is a testament to the fact that you can't get enough of it.  For you, it's just a ploy to keep adding to that number under your screen name, for me, it's all in fun.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 14, 2007, 08:40:42 AM
did he just reply with a half page? jesus im not even gonna read that haha im off to the gym
later


hahahahah ok.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 14, 2007, 08:44:09 AM

hahahahah ok.  ::) ::)

Exactly DonkeyKong!!  By going to the gym, he means picking up the 10-lb purple weights he keeps next to his computer for a quick 10 reps in between posting garbage...

hahahaha,
"1"
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Tom on November 14, 2007, 08:46:13 AM
in kind of relating to this topic, 2 thoughts: 1) i've always thought and wondered what kind of personality someone must have to actually want to get up on stage and "show it off" for complete strangers? exhibitionistic? narcissitic? i mean it goes beyond the quote "normal" behavior of wanting to compete at something and wanting to show your hard work in the gym. it's like there are many beautiful built girls in this world who would never ever think of being strippers or work at hooters even if they had no education or career prospects?

2) besides getting on stage nearly naked what about all of these "straight" bb who have made a profit on "lifestyle"videos, dancing for men, posing for pics ( i.e. rusty jeffers) and yet their supposed to be straight. how straight can a man be to do this for money? and it's not like were talking millions of dollars either (d.anthony doing his stage shows!) if you asked 100,000 straight men if they would do any of the above mentioned ever 99 percent would say no, and only maybe 1 %  if they got tons of cash. are some of these bber's that desperate for money they'll do almost anything? that's pretty sad.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BigCypriate on November 14, 2007, 08:47:25 AM
in kind of relating to this topic, 2 thoughts: 1) i've always thought and wondered what kind of personality someone must have to actually want to get up on stage and "show it off" for complete strangers? exhibitionistic? narcissitic? i mean it goes beyond the quote "normal" behavior of wanting to compete at something and wanting to show your hard work in the gym. it's like there are many beautiful built girls in this world who would never ever think of being strippers or work at hooters even if they had no education or career prospects?

2) besides getting on stage nearly naked what about all of these "straight" bb who have made a profit on "lifestyle"videos, dancing for men, posing for pics ( i.e. rusty jeffers) and yet their supposed to be straight. how straight can a man be to do this for money? and it's not like were talking millions of dollars either (d.anthony doing his stage shows!) if you asked 100,000 straight men if they would do any of the above mentioned ever 99 percent would say no, and only maybe 1 %  if they got tons of cash. are some of these bber's that desperate for money they'll do almost anything? that's pretty sad.

is there something tom?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 14, 2007, 08:49:47 AM
Exactly DonkeyKong!!  By going to the gym, he means picking up the 10-lb purple weights he keeps next to his computer for a quick 10 reps in between posting garbage...

hahahaha,
"1"

He's still online, but surely he will post again in 30 minutes and then say that 'he left his computer online because he had some downloads going'.
haha, like i said before, even a spambot has more real life than bluto, otherwise one could assume that in fact he is nothing else that a spambot.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 14, 2007, 08:57:05 AM
I said in a post  years ago there are only two places on earth you will find men cheering for muscular  oiled up men preening onstage.  BUT I didn't go into nearly the detail you have One.......was there something. ;D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: nycbull on November 14, 2007, 09:17:47 AM
I said in a post  years ago there are only two places on earth you will find men cheering for muscular  oiled up men preening onstage.  BUT I didn't go into nearly the detail you have One.......was there something. ;D

Groink, were you a chippendales dancer back in the 80's, it was know to be very popular in Long Island?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: lifterguy on November 14, 2007, 10:03:28 AM
in kind of relating to this topic, 2 thoughts: 1) i've always thought and wondered what kind of personality someone must have to actually want to get up on stage and "show it off" for complete strangers? exhibitionistic? narcissitic? i mean it goes beyond the quote "normal" behavior of wanting to compete at something and wanting to show your hard work in the gym. it's like there are many beautiful built girls in this world who would never ever think of being strippers or work at hooters even if they had no education or career prospects?

2) besides getting on stage nearly naked what about all of these "straight" bb who have made a profit on "lifestyle"videos, dancing for men, posing for pics ( i.e. rusty jeffers) and yet their supposed to be straight. how straight can a man be to do this for money? and it's not like were talking millions of dollars either (d.anthony doing his stage shows!) if you asked 100,000 straight men if they would do any of the above mentioned ever 99 percent would say no, and only maybe 1 %  if they got tons of cash. are some of these bber's that desperate for money they'll do almost anything? that's pretty sad.

Any bodybuider - male or female - who is appalled at the idea of someone becoming sexually arroused by their image would be advised to slip on some baggy clothes and avoid any public appearances where they might be photographed.  For all the others who compete, or even work the booths at expos, they better accept the fact that someone is going to take their picture, someone may be gratifying themselves looking at that picture.  So if a bodybuilder accepts the fact that's going to happen anyway, it's only one small step further to decide that he or she may as well profit off of it.  While some people may disagree (usually for religous reasons), I see a big difference between selling your body for sex and selling your image for sex.  If bodybuilders have strong moral objections to selling their image and they do it anyway because they're desparate for money, I find that sad.  But if they're proud of the fact that other people (male or female) find them desirable and they're comfortable with making a little money off of that, I find that mature, open minded and smart thinking.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 14, 2007, 12:32:54 PM
Groink, were you a chippendales dancer back in the 80's, it was know to be very popular in Long Island?

I was approached quite often as a youngster but never did it.In case you haven't noticed Bull I'm
 kind of uptight when it comes to showing the goods .  That's why you want me so bad ;D  I'm sure any young guy here with a decent look has been approached. A young guy I know named Evan works at Escapes, which is a very popular Cabaret joint, and he isn't really anything special body or face wise.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: nycbull on November 14, 2007, 04:17:42 PM
I was approached quite often as a youngster but never did it.In case you haven't noticed Bull I'm
 kind of uptight when it comes to showing the goods .  That's why you want me so bad ;D  I'm sure any young guy here with a decent look has been approached. A young guy I know named Evan works at Escapes, which is a very popular Cabaret joint, and he isn't really anything special body or face wise.

hahha,,getting a recent pic from you is like pulling teeth, Rumour has it your chest is burlier than Mike Wolf's  ;D....

Back in the 80's those stripper guys were built, roided, but still looked good, now they look like hairless manaquin trannies. Dont know what women find attractive about them.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: GroinkTropin on November 14, 2007, 04:17:56 PM
(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

I'd like to know how and why you know so much about male strip clubs in the first place, frequent much?
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: danielson on November 14, 2007, 04:23:20 PM
Personally I would go to an expo to meet Ron and some other Getbiggers. No way would I go watch half naked men onstage though. Same thing goes for the training videos that people talk about on here. When people talk about M3 or Battle of the Olympia vids or whatever I have no fkn clue what they are talking about, I don't see how a straight guy can watch that shit tbh.
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: BayGBM on November 14, 2007, 04:57:26 PM
Personally I would go to an expo to meet Ron and some other Getbiggers. No way would I go watch half naked men onstage though. Same thing goes for the training videos that people talk about on here. When people talk about M3 or Battle of the Olympia vids or whatever I have no fkn clue what they are talking about, I don't see how a straight guy can watch that shit tbh.

One or two legitimate training vids is OK.  But a whole library?  Plus “lifestyle” vids?  Um, no.  :-\
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: kh300 on November 14, 2007, 06:25:04 PM
as squadfather would say.. bodybuilding is gayer then richard simmons wearing spandex shorts with his t-shirt tied in a bun.. and i agree

when i was a kid bodybuilding was about being the biggest badest #### on the streets. and it wasnt looked down upon if you decided to go onstage to prove this..

now i see these fags prancing onstage like im at "barracuda" on 22nd street
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 15, 2007, 02:20:13 PM
Personally I would go to an expo to meet Ron and some other Getbiggers. No way would I go watch half naked men onstage though. Same thing goes for the training videos that people talk about on here. When people talk about M3 or Battle of the Olympia vids or whatever I have no fkn clue what they are talking about, I don't see how a straight guy can watch that shit tbh.

I'll watch the little 30 second clips that get posted, but no fkin way I'm sitting through a whole workout vid. Gay or not that is some boring ass shit. When did watching someone eating chicken become entertainment?


I could see someone drinking a protein shake ;D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: danielson on November 15, 2007, 03:55:13 PM
I'll watch the little 30 second clips that get posted, but no fkin way I'm sitting through a whole workout vid. Gay or not that is some boring ass shit. When did watching someone eating chicken become entertainment?


I could see someone drinking a protein shake ;D


To me it just seems like the same thing as staring at buff guys at the gym, and that's just fkn weird to me. To be fair, I can see how the more serious lifters could learn from the vids, but for the casual lifter it just seems gay to me. I'm with you on the protein drinks though, I can watch a blender all day long. :D
Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: tu_holmes on November 15, 2007, 03:57:45 PM
What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?

No one making it rain?

Title: Re: What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?
Post by: DK II on November 16, 2007, 04:27:22 AM
I'll watch the little 30 second clips that get posted, but no fkin way I'm sitting through a whole workout vid. Gay or not that is some boring ass shit. When did watching someone eating chicken become entertainment?


I could see someone drinking a protein shake ;D


Totally agree!! Workout vids are the most boring shit there is. Especially the Mits Okabe 6-hours no cut videos. Who the hell watches that shit?

Mark Dugdale's DVD was pretty entertaining, more like a reality soap. It focuses more on his life in general than just being a boring workout vid. (the missionary parts suck though, AND a masturbation or shower scene from hios wife would have been a big plus.)  ;D ;D ;D