What separates a Professional BB show from a night at the male strip club?

[OneMoreRep]

(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

[Stu]

a night at a male strip club is less gay

[OneMoreRep]

a night at a male strip club is less gay

Great fucking point Stu... 

[Bluto]

epic lengthy trying too hard to be funny-post

[OneMoreRep]

epic lengthy trying too hard to be funny-post

Epically short attempt at discrediting a better writer/poster than you..

[gordiano]

(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

Great list!

[mass 04]

(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

funny stuff!

[240 is Back]

Strippers gets paid.  Most BBers do not.

[Andre Nickatina]

Good list.

[OneMoreRep]

Strippers gets paid.  Most BBers do not.

Oh and before I forget, male exotic dancers also have a UNION, something which professional bodybuilders don't..

http://www.bayswan.org/EDAunionLL.html

[BayGBM]

a night at a male strip club is less gay

LOL

Both events have guys jerking off in the audience. 

[Bluto]

Epically short attempt at discrediting a better writer/poster than you..

better writer? you make another 'gay' thread on getbig, wow thats creative!

and the usual gaybashing crowd lead by gordiano comes in posting

stop being so fucking predictable

whats next, a thread about derek anthony? 

[OneMoreRep]

better writer? you make another 'gay' thread on getbig, wow thats creative!

and the usual gaybashing crowd lead by gordiano comes in posting

stop being so fucking predictable

whats next, a thread about derek anthony? 

Yes, I am a better writer than you are, but that's besides the point.  You make endless, useless threads all day (See sample at: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0) in the hopes of getting the largest post count and then get bothered when someone else tries to get some shade under your beach umbrella..?..  Relax man, get a boyfriend.

20,000+ posts and somehow you get bothered by one good post..
"1"

[Bluto]

Yes, I am a better writer than you are, but that's besides the point.  You make endless useless threads all day (See sample at: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=180791.0) in the hopes of getting the largest post count and then get bothered when someone else tries to get some shade under your beach umbrella..?..  Relax man, get a boyfriend.

20,000+ posts and somehow you get bothered by one good post..
"1"

haha who is this clown? look at how much time he spend on every post self ownage at its best!

[OneMoreRep]

haha who is this clown? look at how much time he spend on every post self ownage at its best!

"hahahaha" another useless attempt at owning someone by posting a meaningless comment.  What's next, will you quickly log off and come back on as a gimmick and try to start a movement??

[OneMoreRep]

Here, Bluto, I'll make it easier for you and save you the time plus the useless need to keep leaching for posts.

YOU OWNED ME!!

MELTDOWN!!

"1" more post...

[gordiano]

I'll take a guess here, and bet that the strippers have some sort of benefits, and some kind of pay (even if it is minimum wage).

Strippers make a living out of stripping, whereas most of the bbers do not (out of bbing).

[mass 04]

I'll take a guess here, and bet that the strippers have some sort of benefits, and some kind of pay (even if it is minimum wage).

Strippers make a living out of stripping, whereas most of the bbers do not (out of bbing).

sadly, stripping is probably more mainstream than pro bb

[OneMoreRep]

sadly, stripping is probably more mainstream than pro bb

Thats the damn truth, there are more strip clubs in every city than MaxMuscle stores..

[Bluto]

check out this dude

proving you dont need to show off muscle either on stage or a club

[Alex23]

check out this dude
proving you dont need to show off muscle either on stage or a club

Brutal fantasizing on the European white man.

[Bluto]

Brutal fantasizing on the European white man.

techno viking! there's no vikings in america, only europe

[Alex23]

techno viking! there's no vikings in america, only europe

You would die to be a European descendant white man like us. Hence the gimmick-a-Tchek.

Pathetic.

[Chick]

(Excluding the Olympia & Arnold)

Contestants in both events workout year round making sure to keep in great shape for when they take part in a major competition/dance.

Men in both of these professions use steroids.

People pay to go see both.

People are packed into a small seating area.

Both venues have a stage with heavy lights.

Backstage there's a shit load of makeup people along with a bunch of weights on the floor for a pre-pump.

Both events have judges and a winner.

Both events consist of oiled-up, muscle men dancing practically naked to a ridiculous song while viewers clap or squeeze one out.

Contestants at both venues would be lucky to leave that night with $1,000 in earnings.

After the show, contestants from both events get hit on by G4P sponsors for private parties and the such.

On your way out you can usually get a signed autograph from your favorite Pro/Dancer..

On your way out, you can also usually buy a poster of your favorite pro/dancer for a small fee and maybe even his workout/sex video.

The Promoter/Club Owner always gets the higher cut from the entire show and leaves the scraps to be divided between the performers..

You walk out of the show never feeling as if it was truly as good as it was hyped up to be...

Speak on this,
"1"

P.S.  You can even buy a magazine (Playgirl or Flex) where your favorite Pro/Dancer is included on a spread with his best "shots"...

Apparently you've been to both...you tell us what the difference is

[Bluto]

You would die to be a European descendant white man like us. Hence the gimmick-a-Tchek.

Pathetic.

you're the immigrant, not me