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Title: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
Post by: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 04:07:33 AM: for a job?

he probably would have captured bin laden alive like the machine that he is?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn-_lco3I/AAAAAAAAJng/Z6O6rqmfejM/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_4.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn94eEvmI/AAAAAAAAJnc/KY5Sx3LheDM/s400/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_3.jpg)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Meso_z on May 03, 2011, 04:08:11 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 04:07:33 AM
for a job?

he probably would have captured bin laden alive like the machine that he is?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn-_lco3I/AAAAAAAAJng/Z6O6rqmfejM/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_4.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn9OS_P0I/AAAAAAAAJnY/ZKWzSbXChzw/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_2.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn9OS_P0I/AAAAAAAAJnY/ZKWzSbXChzw/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_2.jpg)

;D
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Montague on May 03, 2011, 05:00:01 AM: He'd fail the pullup test.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: affeman on May 03, 2011, 05:01:51 AM: Quote from: Montague on May 03, 2011, 05:00:01 AM
He'd fail the ~~pullup~~ 30 m walking test.

fixed
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 05:20:34 AM: I'm sure multimillionaire like Jay is craving to join military ::) ::)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied ther
Post by: Parker on May 03, 2011, 05:23:37 AM: He'd be the one carrying all the gear, when they come back, like a wide eyed schoolboy he'd say: "Did ya GET HIM? Did ya, did ya, huh, huh?"

Affectionally called "Da Fridge", because, "he can hold everything...", he is that glue that holds everybody together.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: affeman on May 03, 2011, 05:24:19 AM: Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 05:20:34 AM
I'm sure multimillionaire like Jay is craving to join military ::) ::)

Another 2 guys who've joined the army, I'm sure they're in for the money ::)

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/army150407_468x893.jpg) (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/PrinceHarryRRA_468x558.jpg)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Army of One on May 03, 2011, 05:28:18 AM: Jay would fail the walk 5 metres without having to take a messy liquid protein dump test.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: The_Punisher on May 03, 2011, 06:02:46 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 04:07:33 AM
for a job?

he probably would have captured bin laden alive like the machine that he is?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn-_lco3I/AAAAAAAAJng/Z6O6rqmfejM/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_4.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn94eEvmI/AAAAAAAAJnc/KY5Sx3LheDM/s400/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_3.jpg)

hahahahhaha......Jay wouldn't even endure hell week, let alone made it thru
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on May 03, 2011, 06:03:58 AM: That little bit of gut peaking out is really really cute.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn-_lco3I/AAAAAAAAJng/Z6O6rqmfejM/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 06:13:23 AM: probably. he'd crush tiny tits in his powerful arms
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:18:36 AM: Quote from: affeman on May 03, 2011, 05:24:19 AM
Another 2 guys who've joined the army, I'm sure they're in for the money ::)

I knew someones going to bring this up.
It's a different thing. It's a tradition among certain groups/families to serve in military. Noblemen are often one of those groups.

Jay is not a nobleman and have not that kind of burden to carry because he is American and USA has always been a democracy.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 03, 2011, 06:23:33 AM: Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:18:36 AM
I knew someones going to bring this up.
It's a different thing. It's a tradition among certain groups/families to serve in military. Noblemen are often one of those groups.

Jay is not a nobleman and have not that kind of burden to carry because he is American and USA has always been a democracy.

define "democracy"

:D
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Firemuscle on May 03, 2011, 06:24:22 AM: Quote from: affeman on May 03, 2011, 05:24:19 AM
Another 2 guys who've joined the army, I'm sure they're in for the money ::)

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/army150407_468x893.jpg) (http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/PrinceHarryRRA_468x558.jpg)

You fucking idiot.

That was a bullshit publicity stunt.

Just a fiasco to make those guys look less ike spoiled pussies. Make them look tough and respectable. Promote the military and make joining the military look more attractive to gullible kids. Just a bullshit publicity stunt.

Some people on this site are just so gullible to media tricks.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Montague on May 03, 2011, 06:24:53 AM: Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on May 03, 2011, 06:03:58 AM
That little bit of gut peaking out is really really cute.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iBQo77PwEww/TTwn-_lco3I/AAAAAAAAJng/Z6O6rqmfejM/s1600/jay_cutler_mrOlympia_ifbb_bodybuilder_photoshoot_army_2011_4.jpg)

Somebody shop a belly button ring.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:30:13 AM: Quote from: Mr. Magoo on May 03, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
define "democracy"

:D

I said it just because I've been bashing US a little lately and wanted to make americanos on GB feel good again :D
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Firemuscle on May 03, 2011, 06:32:41 AM: Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:30:13 AM
I said it just because I've been bashing US a little lately and wanted to make americanos on GB feel good again :D

What country are you from?
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Ex Coelis on May 03, 2011, 06:33:36 AM: he meets the handsome requirements
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:35:18 AM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:32:41 AM
What country are you from?

Finland.

Listed as the world's best country in 2010 by American magazine 'Newsweek' 8)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Firemuscle on May 03, 2011, 06:38:05 AM: Quote from: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:35:18 AM
Finland.

Listed as the world's best in 2010 by American magazine 'Newsweek' 8)

You got good weed around there?
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on May 03, 2011, 06:39:06 AM: Man, look at Jay. Real badass there, fellas ! LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:39:41 AM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:38:05 AM
You got good weed around there?

Ummm... how to say this... there is some I've heard but as I don't touch that kind of stuff I dunno for sure ;)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 06:40:02 AM: most seals are tiny tits!!!!!! jay would destroy them on everything
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Firemuscle on May 03, 2011, 06:42:04 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 06:40:02 AM
most seals are tiny tits!!!!!! jay would destroy them on everything

Can Jay still even get it up?

Or does he just eat pussy with a limp dick? Like meso z?
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: noc on May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:24:22 AM
You fucking idiot.

That was a bullshit publicity stunt.

Just a fiasco to make those guys look less ike spoiled pussies. Make them look tough and respectable. Promote the military and make joining the military look more attractive to gullible kids. Just a bullshit publicity stunt.

Some people on this site are just so gullible to media tricks.

Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot ;D
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 06:48:16 AM: Quote from: noc on May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM
Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot ;D

WOW

Prince Harry must be huge
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Firemuscle on May 03, 2011, 06:50:05 AM: Quote from: noc on May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM
Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot ;D

Publicity stunt.

Propaganda.

Social engineering.

Character building.

Any of these things ring a bell? You fucking moron.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 03, 2011, 06:52:26 AM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:50:05 AM
Publicity stunt.

Propaganda.

Social engineering.

Character building.

Any of these things ring a bell? You fucking moron.

I'm sorry but you don't know that, you're just guessing. Of course you may be right, but who knows. I know a guy who served with Elvis and he said that Elvis received no special treatment whatsoever and he did everything exactly like everybody else. Although they did ask him to sing some.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 07:03:21 AM: jay cutler would def be elite 6 worthy
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: breakmore on May 03, 2011, 07:05:27 AM: He look like gay g.i joe.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 07:06:50 AM: Quote from: breakmore on May 03, 2011, 07:05:27 AM
He look like gay g.i joe.

jay would smash you into mashed potato's
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 07:07:01 AM: Quote from: noc on May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM
Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot ;D

well, it wasn't quite 'the front'. more like miles behind ::)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM: None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: noc on May 03, 2011, 07:08:17 AM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:50:05 AM
Publicity stunt.

Propaganda.

Social engineering.

Character building.

Any of these things ring a bell? You fucking moron.

Yes, it was definitely propaganda and a publicity stunt.

...so much so, that a media blackout was ordered, to prevent reporting on the very fact he was out there.

Quite the Joseph Goebbels, aren't you?
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: mass243 on May 03, 2011, 07:10:01 AM: Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM
None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way

Calling Jay lazy ?

LOLOLOLOL Look at the delusions here
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 07:11:02 AM: (http://www.fitclothing.com/image.php?productid=2166)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs894.ash1/180241_10150371773620276_14917350275_16817765_3874000_n.jpg)

with his humongous muscles he would crush every beard like they are made of cartboard
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 07:23:04 AM: uzi in one hand. m16 in the other. firing both at the same time. his flexed, rock hard biceps easily absorbing the recoil as he empties his load into the baddies
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Shockwave on May 03, 2011, 07:31:55 AM: Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM
None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way
This.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Donny on May 03, 2011, 08:23:15 AM: Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM
None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way
Being in the Army is not like looking like a prick like Arnold in "Commando"...LOL. Jay would not even pass the Basic Fitness to get in. I remember going on long endurance runs and carrying weight, believe me it´s a total diffrent Ball Game. I can´t speak for the American Army but in the British army running and stamina is no 1. We used to call it getting a "Beasting". ;D
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Shockwave on May 03, 2011, 08:32:02 AM: Quote from: Donny on May 03, 2011, 08:23:15 AM
Being in the Army is not like looking like a prick like Arnold in "Commando"...LOL. Jay would not even pass the Basic Fitness to get in. I remember going on long endurance runs and carrying weight, believe me it´s a total diffrent Ball Game. I can´t speak for the American Army but in the British army running and stamina is no 1. We used to call it getting a "Beasting". ;D
It still is.
When I was in the Marine Corp, they a placed huge emphasis on having high stamina, and running with gear.
Run run run run run, with rifle and gear. Over and over and over.
Pushups, situps, think fighting shape. (Boxers, MMA, add the incresed weight of the gear)
Hike hike hike hike, with full pack, Rifle, ammo, etc. Over and over and over.
Repeat ad nauseum.
Best way I can describe it. We had guys that lifted a lot and some were into bodybuilding, but anything like Jay would have been rediculous and not feasible in the Infantry.
I can only speak about the infantry. I assum its different in pog MOS's.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 08:41:54 AM: jay would be made a 5 star general, wearing combat daisy dukes and smoking a big fat cigar whilst giving orders to underlings.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: io856 on May 03, 2011, 08:46:27 AM: Quote from: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 08:41:54 AM
jay would be made a 5 star general, wearing combat daisy dukes and smoking a big fat cigar whilst giving orders to underlings.
u seriously expect us to think you are straight?

the "rate vin diesel" thread now this comment?
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 03, 2011, 10:24:02 AM: Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM
None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way

They put you in a swimming pool and you got to hold or pass around plates while keeping yourself afloat for long periods of time. They push you underwater and you have to stay there for time. You quit, you're out. People almost drown and have to be resuscitated. You have to like the water to say the least.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 03, 2011, 10:59:01 AM: Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 07:11:02 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs894.ash1/180241_10150371773620276_14917350275_16817765_3874000_n.jpg)

with his humongous muscles he would crush every beard like they are made of cartboard
Those Arabs would shit their pants laughing when they saw that...
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 11:08:36 AM: Quote from: io856 on May 03, 2011, 08:46:27 AM
u seriously expect us to think you are straight?

the "rate vin diesel" thread now this comment?

how dare you question my ~~homo~~sexuality ?

i'm as straight as a nine bob note :-*
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Meso_z on May 03, 2011, 11:13:36 AM: (http://www.zonecapone.com/bilder/matrix/matrix01.jpg)
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: garebear on May 03, 2011, 11:14:22 AM: Quote from: Mr. Magoo on May 03, 2011, 06:23:33 AM
define "democracy"

:D
Define "stupid-ass argument".
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 11:16:34 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on May 03, 2011, 10:59:01 AM
Those Arabs would shit their pants laughing when they saw that...

they would shit their pants yes
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Meso_z on May 03, 2011, 11:18:21 AM: Your mom feeds all the navy seals commandos. ;D
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 11:21:01 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on May 03, 2011, 10:59:01 AM
Those Arabs would shit their pants laughing when they saw that...

the last thing the arabs would hear would be the sound of tearing flesh and snapping bones as jay rips out their spines and squats for reps with their still warm corpses
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Skeletor on May 03, 2011, 11:22:12 AM: Muscular or not, he'd be considered morbidly obese and rejected before they even see him (unable to) walk.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 11:24:27 AM: well im sure they wouldnt dare to reject jay or they may have their heads smashed in.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM: Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying     Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test     Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test     Pass/fail
Striated Glutes Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins     70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course     15 minutes
4 mile timed run     32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins     85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots     32 minutes
Obstacle course     13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course     10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course     10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Skeletor on May 03, 2011, 11:28:34 AM: Ah yes, he'd claim he's 4x Mr. Olympia and get instant respect (and a couple of ranks).

And of course in certain fitness tests you don't just have to get a base "pass" grade, those outside of the top x% are rejected even if they "pass" the low basic requirement.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 11:32:37 AM: Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying     Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test     Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test     Pass/fail
Striated Glutes Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins     70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course     15 minutes
4 mile timed run     32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins     85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots     32 minutes
Obstacle course     13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course     10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course     10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes

jay would breeze that, barely breaking into a sweat. then he'd hit his patented most muscular, his shirt tearing as his huge massive muscles flexed harder than rock
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Fury on May 03, 2011, 04:54:55 PM: Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying     Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test     Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test     Pass/fail
Striated Glutes Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins     70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course     15 minutes
4 mile timed run     32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins     85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots     32 minutes
Obstacle course     13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course     10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course     10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes

Jay does something like that for cardio. Only more. SEALs are pussies. Mr. Olympia's are GODS.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: doison on May 03, 2011, 06:01:48 PM: Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying     Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test     Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test     Pass/fail
Striated Glutes Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins     70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course     15 minutes
4 mile timed run     32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins     85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots     32 minutes
Obstacle course     13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course     10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course     10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: tom joad on May 03, 2011, 08:32:52 PM: what if Jay was on the verge of getting Bin Laden but it was time for Jay to brush his teeth for the 10th time that day?
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied ther
Post by: Parker on May 03, 2011, 08:39:36 PM: What, no pullup requirements or being compared to a prime Ronnie Coleman? Jay just breathed a sigh of relief...
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: DK II on May 04, 2011, 04:43:05 AM: LMFAO @ this thread.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Soul Crusher on May 04, 2011, 05:14:12 AM: Quote from: chunkramwell on May 03, 2011, 11:25:39 AM
Navy Seal physical fitness standards

First Phase
50 meter underwater swim    Pass/fail
Underwater knot tying     Pass/fail
Drown-proofing test     Pass/fail
Basic lifesaving test     Pass/fail
Striated Glutes Pass/fail
1200 meter pool swim with fins    45 minutes
1 mile bay swim with fins    50 minutes
1 mile ocean swim with fins    50 minutes
1.5 mile swim with fins     70 minutes
2 mile ocean swim with fins    95 minutes
Obstacle course     15 minutes
4 mile timed run     32 minutes

Post-Hell Week
2000 meter condition pool swim without fins       Completion
1.5 mile night bay swim with fins     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins     85 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots     32 minutes
Obstacle course     13 minutes

Second Phase
2 mile ocean swim with fins    80 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    31 minutes
Obstacle course     10.5 minutes
3.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion
5.5 mile ocean swim with fins    Completion

Third Phase
Obstacle course     10 minutes
4 mile timed run in boots    30 minutes
14 mile run     Completion
2 mile ocean swim with fins    75 minutes

Damn.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 04, 2011, 11:19:30 AM: :D
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 04, 2011, 11:57:22 AM: The navy guys should really have entered Osama's house wearing costumes like that, and filming it from different angles. That would really have kicked Al Quaida in deep shit.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Tito24 on May 04, 2011, 11:59:47 AM: Quote from: dutchguy on May 04, 2011, 11:57:22 AM
The navy guys should really have entered Osama's house wearing costumes like that, and filming it from different angles. That would really have kicked Al Quaida in deep shit.

they should have worn obama suits
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 04, 2011, 12:03:00 PM: Quote from: Tito24 on May 04, 2011, 11:59:47 AM
they should have worn obama suits
George W suits
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Howard on May 04, 2011, 01:32:23 PM: Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 06:40:02 AM
most seals are tiny tits!!!!!! jay would destroy them on everything
I was in the US marines and completed the recon course back in the 80's.
I got down to the 180's and even then felt a tad heavy.
It all about mentle and physical endurance.
Jay is a great pro and powerful man but millitary ops require a very different skill set.
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: io856 on June 01, 2011, 11:45:50 AM: Quote from: Howard on May 04, 2011, 01:32:23 PM
I was in the US marines and completed the recon course back in the 80's.
I got down to the 180's and even then felt a tad heavy.
It all about mentle and physical endurance.
Jay is a great pro and powerful man but millitary ops require a very different skill set.
well derrr....

he was being sarcastic
Title: Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
Post by: bradistani on June 01, 2011, 01:43:51 PM: i heard that jay swam the atlantic for his morning swim
Title: Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 02, 2011, 01:05:42 AM: His organs are too sensitive to join the seals
Title: Re: Would Jay instantly be accepted as a member of navy seals if he applied there?
Post by: Max_Rep on June 02, 2011, 01:10:11 AM: Quote from: The_Punisher on May 03, 2011, 06:02:46 AM

hahahahhaha......Jay wouldn't even endure hell week, let alone made it thru

Very few would or do.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
Post by: Firemuscle on June 02, 2011, 01:14:32 AM: Quote from: DroppingPlates on June 02, 2011, 01:05:42 AM
His organs are too sensitive to join the seals

Some guy's balls rubbing all up against him.

Just another day for Jay Cutler. That's how he got where he is today.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 02, 2011, 01:23:33 AM: Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on June 02, 2011, 01:14:32 AM
Some guy's balls rubbing all up against him.

Just another day for Jay Cutler. That's how he got where he is today.

Yes, it's all "deep tissue" massage...
Maybe Jay can re-boost the sales of body vibration machines, since nobody believes anymore in its effectiveness ::)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
Post by: Donny on June 02, 2011, 01:40:00 AM: has anyone here ever used these mashines? ???
Title: Re: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied?
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 02, 2011, 01:49:39 AM: Quote from: Donny on June 02, 2011, 01:40:00 AM
has anyone here ever used these mashines? ???

Only for entertainment purpose. Most gyms here removed them years ago