Author Topic: Jay Cutler - Can he be a member of the Navy Seals if he applied? (Read 9705 times)

mass243 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:48:16 AM »

Quote from: noc on May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM

Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot

WOW

Prince Harry must be huge

Firemuscle · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:50:05 AM »

Quote from: noc on May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM

Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot

Publicity stunt.

Propaganda.

Social engineering.

Character building.

Any of these things ring a bell? You fucking moron.

Mr. Magoo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:52:26 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:50:05 AM

Publicity stunt.

Propaganda.

Social engineering.

Character building.

Any of these things ring a bell? You fucking moron.

I'm sorry but you don't know that, you're just guessing. Of course you may be right, but who knows. I know a guy who served with Elvis and he said that Elvis received no special treatment whatsoever and he did everything exactly like everybody else. Although they did ask him to sing some.

Tito24 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:03:21 AM »

jay cutler would def be elite 6 worthy

breakmore · « **Reply #29 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:05:27 AM »

He look like gay g.i joe.

Tito24 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:06:50 AM »

Quote from: breakmore on May 03, 2011, 07:05:27 AM

He look like gay g.i joe.

jay would smash you into mashed potato's

bradistani · « **Reply #31 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:07:01 AM »

Quote from: noc on May 03, 2011, 06:45:52 AM

Prince Harry has been on the front line in Afghanistan.

Fucking idiot

well, it wasn't quite 'the front'. more like miles behind

dyslexic · « **Reply #32 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM »

None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way

noc · « **Reply #33 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:08:17 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on May 03, 2011, 06:50:05 AM

Publicity stunt.

Propaganda.

Social engineering.

Character building.

Any of these things ring a bell? You fucking moron.

Yes, it was definitely propaganda and a publicity stunt.

...so much so, that a media blackout was ordered, to prevent reporting on the very fact he was out there.

Quite the Joseph Goebbels, aren't you?

mass243 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:10:01 AM »

Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM

None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way

Calling Jay lazy ?

LOLOLOLOL Look at the delusions here

Tito24 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:11:02 AM »

with his humongous muscles he would crush every beard like they are made of cartboard

bradistani · « **Reply #36 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:23:04 AM »

uzi in one hand. m16 in the other. firing both at the same time. his flexed, rock hard biceps easily absorbing the recoil as he empties his load into the baddies

Shockwave · « **Reply #37 on:** May 03, 2011, 07:31:55 AM »

Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM

None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way

This.

Donny · « **Reply #38 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:23:15 AM »

Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM

None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way

Being in the Army is not like looking like a prick like Arnold in "Commando"...LOL. Jay would not even pass the Basic Fitness to get in. I remember going on long endurance runs and carrying weight, believe me it´s a total diffrent Ball Game. I can´t speak for the American Army but in the British army running and stamina is no 1. We used to call it getting a "Beasting".

Shockwave · « **Reply #39 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:32:02 AM »

Quote from: Donny on May 03, 2011, 08:23:15 AM

Being in the Army is not like looking like a prick like Arnold in "Commando"...LOL. Jay would not even pass the Basic Fitness to get in. I remember going on long endurance runs and carrying weight, believe me it´s a total diffrent Ball Game. I can´t speak for the American Army but in the British army running and stamina is no 1. We used to call it getting a "Beasting".

It still is.
When I was in the Marine Corp, they a placed huge emphasis on having high stamina, and running with gear.
Run run run run run, with rifle and gear. Over and over and over.
Pushups, situps, think fighting shape. (Boxers, MMA, add the incresed weight of the gear)
Hike hike hike hike, with full pack, Rifle, ammo, etc. Over and over and over.
Repeat ad nauseum.
Best way I can describe it. We had guys that lifted a lot and some were into bodybuilding, but anything like Jay would have been rediculous and not feasible in the Infantry.
I can only speak about the infantry. I assum its different in pog MOS's.

bradistani · « **Reply #40 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:41:54 AM »

jay would be made a 5 star general, wearing combat daisy dukes and smoking a big fat cigar whilst giving orders to underlings.

io856 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 03, 2011, 08:46:27 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on May 03, 2011, 08:41:54 AM

jay would be made a 5 star general, wearing combat daisy dukes and smoking a big fat cigar whilst giving orders to underlings.

u seriously expect us to think you are straight?

the "rate vin diesel" thread now this comment?

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #42 on:** May 03, 2011, 10:24:02 AM »

Quote from: dyslexic on May 03, 2011, 07:07:05 AM

None of the boys on this board can comprehend what true Navy Seal trainin entails. (well, most anyway)

Jay is not fit for this kind of training. He would have to dump the size and become aerobic, not anaerobic.

He is too lazy and too old. Doesn't look it (from the outside) but I guarantee you, he is.. and he is NOT fit (he "looks" fit, but he isn't)

No way

They put you in a swimming pool and you got to hold or pass around plates while keeping yourself afloat for long periods of time. They push you underwater and you have to stay there for time. You quit, you're out. People almost drown and have to be resuscitated. You have to like the water to say the least.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #43 on:** May 03, 2011, 10:59:01 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on May 03, 2011, 07:11:02 AM

with his humongous muscles he would crush every beard like they are made of cartboard

Those Arabs would shit their pants laughing when they saw that...

bradistani · « **Reply #44 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:08:36 AM »

Quote from: io856 on May 03, 2011, 08:46:27 AM

u seriously expect us to think you are straight?

the "rate vin diesel" thread now this comment?

how dare you question my ~~homo~~sexuality ?

i'm as straight as a nine bob note

Meso_z · « **Reply #45 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:13:36 AM »

garebear · « **Reply #46 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:14:22 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Magoo on May 03, 2011, 06:23:33 AM

define "democracy"

Define "stupid-ass argument".

Tito24 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:16:34 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on May 03, 2011, 10:59:01 AM

Those Arabs would shit their pants laughing when they saw that...

they would shit their pants yes

Meso_z · « **Reply #48 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:18:21 AM »

Your mom feeds all the navy seals commandos.

bradistani · « **Reply #49 on:** May 03, 2011, 11:21:01 AM »

Quote from: dutchguy on May 03, 2011, 10:59:01 AM

Those Arabs would shit their pants laughing when they saw that...

the last thing the arabs would hear would be the sound of tearing flesh and snapping bones as jay rips out their spines and squats for reps with their still warm corpses