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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: GymTime on July 28, 2011, 12:05:51 AM
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He then replied "I don't start fights, I kill people" and walked away.
Glad you're okay, bro. :o
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The only guys who claim they are special forces are guys who didn't make it out of boot.
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haha someone who would kill for his job wouldnt brag about it. hes probably a cagefighter too and dated pamela anderson when she was in bay watch
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Are you sure his name wasnt Anders Behring Breivik?
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very insecure guy, they wouldnt have chosen him to catch osama.
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Are you sure his name wasnt Anders Behring Breivik?
lucky for him didn't ask
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Tell us the truth... you had a shower with him after your workout and took his load on your face.
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The army is filled with frustrated insecure dickheads, just like the police BTW
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They army is filled with frustrated insecure dickheads, just like the police BTW
The line between petty cops and petty criminals is very thin indeed...
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You should have asked him whether he's a fan of Bart Simpson and then continued to make him eat his own shorts.
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Tell us the truth... you had a shower with him after your workout and took his load on your face.
this is most likely what happened.
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Tell us the truth... you had a shower with him after your workout and took his load on your face.
ROFLMAO !!!
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Wow that's a pretty messed up situation. Glad you made it out in one piece. Sounds like you were a few seconds away from being destroyed :o
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I hate that feeling when you get an intense adrenaline rush. My whole body shakes. It's hard to control it.
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Tell the truth...you were the guy pretending to be ex-special forces.you got so mad you wen't home "and told your brother" and he laughed at you.
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(http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/daily-wtf-20-001.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/LostprophetFLCL/Suicide.jpg?t=1238767608)
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So at last someone here saw Suckmymuscle in the flesh.
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Do you want to go Craig Titus on his ass now?
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(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/LostprophetFLCL/Suicide.jpg?t=1238767608)
that's how Sev (with beer in hand) rolls.
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Thats fucking unbelievable.
Metroflex must be a shithole to workout at.
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Bro, he was 'bout to spread sum' democracy to you :o
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Don't you laugh at his shorts!!!
(http://www.etechnopedia.com/images/upload/workgallery/82971logo-call-of-duty-black-ops.jpg)
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I often read the "gym stories" on here, and figured I would post one that happened to me earlier today. This is actually a TRUE story, which is what makes it so ridiculous. As soon as I got home I shared the story with my brother who immediately said "this is a getbig story for sure".
So I'm at the gym with a couple of friends and we are doing incline presses and joking around a bit. Most of the time while we are at the gym we will crack a few jokes about eachother being weak on an exercise, or for binging while on the diet. After just finishing up a set of incline press this tall army guy walks over who is wearing a sweaty white t-shirt and black shorts that are almost literally up to his crotch. He says, "You guys think my shorts are funny? You like laughing at me huh?" At first I assumed he was just joking around with us, but then he was like "Well it isnt f***ing funny to me." So I stood up and took a step towards him so we were face to face and calmly told him we couldnt care less what he was wearing, and that if we were laughing at him about his shorts we would be glad to tell it to his face. He says "well I earned these motherf***ing shorts. I'm special forces." He was actually trembling while he talked, probably from the adrenaline rush of thinking he was about to throw down I'm assuming. He claimed we were laughing and looking in his direction, and I explained that we were all just friends joking around, but that he shouldnt walk over to us and try to start a fight when he doesnt know the situation. He then replied "I don't start fights, I kill people" and walked away.
I could hardly believe that this guy actually did this today. Almost seems unreal.
Why wear short shorts if you are going to feel so insecure about them that everytime you see someone laughing you assume they are laughing at you? If he feels that embarrassed he should ditch the short shorts and wear something a little less conspicuous. who knows, maybe he just wanted an excuse to tell someone he was "special forces" lol
did the guy look like this?
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Rob Halford looking jacked :o
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Should have dropped a 25 onto his faggy feet. Enjoy the ensuing hilarity. ;D
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He then replied "I don't start fights, I kill people" and walked away".
You and your friends are lucky that you all walked out of that one alive..
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seriously now. You and your friends were laughing at his shorts behind his back right?
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seriously now. You and your friends were laughing at his shorts behind his back right?
Yeah, really. Could have waited until he turned away and then yanked his shorts WAY up and fucked his shit up hardcore. And then give him a swift kick between his wheels.
A little something for his troubles.
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Not trying to be smart here but why didn't you just say 'f&%k off'. You sound way too ;D sympathetic. Put him in his place straightaway or you most likely will be showering with him at the end of your workout
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forrest gump is real
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Thats fucking unbelievable.
Metroflex must be a shithole to workout at.
yes the most awfull looking people can walk around like that
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(http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/daily-wtf-20-001.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/LostprophetFLCL/Suicide.jpg?t=1238767608)
Laugh my ass off ! great getbig classic pics!
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This story reeks of BS. Spec ops of any kind wouldnt get riled up over something stupid and would usually never make stupid comments like that. Either that guy is full of shit, or your story is greatly exagerated for getbig awesomness.
Either way, funny story.
Where do you work out at bro?
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This story reeks of BS. Spec ops of any kind wouldnt get riled up over something stupid and would usually never make stupid comments like that. Either that guy is full of shit, or your story is greatly exaggerating.
Where do you work out at bro?
You've obviously never read any of SUCKMYDICK's posts.
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" I'm gonna continue spreading sum' democracy.... after pizza "
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Did this happen at teh Golds Gym in Houston? There was someone wearing some strange tight shorts with a white shirt last time I was there, and I saw 3 guys working out together in decent shape laughing a lot at something. Only reason I said it reeks of BS was cause if it was at the gym in Houston, I didnt see the guy go up to the group. (Thought I remembered you saying at some point you worked out in Houston, maybe thats someone else)
(Tues and weds)