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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on July 23, 2012, 07:42:30 AM
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Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference
Its only gay if you want it to be - Bob Chick
Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle
I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer
My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold
Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp
Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant
The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle
I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)
I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones
It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - Tom Prince
Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick
Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho
DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby
I spilled over - Jaejonna
I dont brush my teeth,too many calories - Candizzle
I have extensive business interests in Dubai, India - Matt T
That's just a fat pussy - Squadfather
At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good - Pumpster
Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose - Pumpster
Drugs are just the finishing touch - Bob Chick
I hate fags - Billy Mimnaugh
Hot summer weather on the roads here on my bike...sun beating down, sweaty, arms pumped in a sleeveless T post-workout, swig ice-water at stop lights. Such is the uniform when it's over 100 F/40C.
And dammit i'm getting tired of cute girls whistling, yelling nice ass or nice tan out of car windows or taking pics..I want to be loved for my mind. - Pumpster
thats a several thousand dollar bunny suit, bitches. custom made by a famous l.a. designer. the photo was the last in a photo shoot i was the subject of, a photo shoot shot by a porn STAR who is well paid, well known, and who is also an astrophysicist that helped buiild the playstation, playstation 2, and a new smart t.v. yet to come out on the market that he built with an internal harddrrive, voice recognition and hand-motion controlled features.this guy, with his beloved and treasured donny darko inspired bunny suit, begged mne to pose for this.. and so voilà - Tbombz
I have jewellery, a website and a radio show - Derek Anthony
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"I jacked off while my friend watched"- Flinstones
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"I jacked off while my friend watched"- Flinstones
ah yes, i forgot this one, added
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The pyramids were built by aliens. -gh15
I use the same needle for 100+ injections. -gh15
I have seen the actual defense plans for nuclear attack. -gh15
500 mg a day of Anadrol is common for pros. -gh15
Mike O'Hearn can not squat 315 for reps. -gh15
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Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference
Its only gay if you want it to be - Bob Chick
Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle
I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer
My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold
Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp
Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant
The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle
I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)
I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones
Hahaha you bastard ;D
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I grabbed the bar with 500lbs loaded on it and set it back on the bench. -suckmymuscle
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The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle
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Hahaha you bastard ;D
couldnt resist ;D
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They all lied to grab the all-so-precious attention of the getbig community. Only the SMM quote is true.
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couldnt resist ;D
Try resisting double D cups for over 12 months until the wedding night hahahaha
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"I"m getting bigger and bigger every day, and I'm going to own that old man Groink" ....
-The filthy gypsy Sevastase
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"life is like a twinkie, you never know whats inside"?
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"I"m getting bigger and bigger every day, and I'm going to own that old man Groink" ....
-The filthy gypsy Sevastase
Maybe he was photoshopping the pics gradually each day?
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"I"m getting bigger and bigger every day, and I'm going to own that old man Groink" ....
-The filthy gypsy Sevastase
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It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - TP
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/zmzdk5.jpg)
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The pyramids were built by aliens. -gh15
I use the same needle for 100+ injections. -gh15
I have seen the actual defense plans for nuclear attack. -gh15
500 mg a day of Anadrol is common for pros. -gh15
Mike O'Hearn can not squat 315 for reps. -gh15
Good call on the Tom Prince one, the gh15 ones I count as trollance
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"life is like a twinkie, you never know whats inside"?
Wasnt it something like "life is like a twinkie, hard on the outside but soft and beautiful on the inside"?
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i dont know anymore, vince?
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i dont know anymore, vince?
If Keith was here he would have posted the screen capture by now :'(
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Some more I remembered
Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick
Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho
DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby
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(http://www.weirdexistence.com/img/fun/stupid-tattoos/stupid-tattoos15.jpg)
(http://www.weirdexistence.com/img/fun/stupid-tattoos/stupid-tattoos05.jpg)
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Epic Quotes Army!
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;D
My relative idleness has preserved my body so that I respond well to hypertrophy training and am making rapid gains.
The 'experts' here laugh at me and say I am stupid, senile, crazy, and that my thinking is 'broken'! I will show all of you.
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"I spilled over" - Jaejonna
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"I jacked off while my friend watched"- Flinstones
Yes this one gets swept under the rug far too often.
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haha
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BigCyps post was the best self ownage of them all. Abstaining from sex until marriage?.... hahah funny stuff.
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Watch your mouth "Lo[ves]c[ock]".
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"I jacked off while my friend watched"- Flinstones
lmao what was the context of this?
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"I spilled over" - Jaejonna
;D
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tbombz to noone:
I can't believe you think you're as big as me
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50% of what tbombz ever wrote were self-ownages
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The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle
;D this one deserves an honorary place indeed ;D
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lmao what was the context of this?
Not sure, but I remember he just casually said it like it didn't mean anything. :D
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Not sure, but I remember he just casually said it like it didn't mean anything. :D
IFBB pro potential for sure.
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"I spilled over" - Jaejonna
Another gem, keep em coming!!
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''Maybe God didn't always exist. I actually think that he created himself. which implies that there was a period of non-existence, and then god created himself... got lonely, and created existence.''
TBOMBZ
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:D
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Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference
Its only gay if you want it to be - Bob Chick
Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle
I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer
My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold
Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp
Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant
The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle
I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)
I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones
It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - Tom Prince
Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick
Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho
DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby
I spilled over - Jaejonna
Getbig Gold. ;D
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''I am a nobody!!! I am not Branch Warren ,Kai Green, Jay Cutler, or anybody important.
So nobody really knows who I am.That is why I had to put on a badge on my trunks.
The badge says IG2...For Mr International G=Guest poser #2''
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=370038.0;attach=406636;image)
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Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference
Its only gay if you want it to be - Bob Chick
Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle
I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer
My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold
Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp
Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant
The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle
I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)
I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones
It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - Tom Prince
Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick
Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho
DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby
I spilled over - Jaejonna
Grandmaster SMM ;D ;D ;D
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You serious, man that post just showed how you're not around women much. Most don't wear them anymore. My gf and i went out for steaks and she wasen't wearing any, and most the time prefers not to.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Correct me if I'm wrong fellas, but I believe that means his girlfriend is a disgusting whore? ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Correct me if I'm wrong fellas, but I believe that means his girlfriend is a disgusting whore? ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
so youre are saying the cold Canadian air does fucked up things to a women vag? :-X
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Exhibit A:
hi! okay, so i'm going thru mid life crisis. soon i will be 45 later this summer and i still don't have what i consider a real career making real good money!
is it too late for me or what?! seriously!
background: i fucked around for alot of years, dropping out of school before going back 13 years later to get a b.a. in communications graduating in 2001! thinking i wanted to be in the film industry as an executive for a studio or production company. was in l.a. for a few years doing the peon jobs as production assistants and office assistants working my ass off 12 hour days dealing with 99 percent assholes and doing things that if i was 18 i would do but once you get to be a grown man ( i swear at my late 30's i must have been the oldest p.a./office asst. ever!) you cannot do! (i.e. picking up dog poop! getting yelled at for copying a script and page 62 is sticking out one millimeter!, etcetera, etcetera!)
left california in late 2003 so sickened and disgusted by that industry i didn't want anything to do with tv,film,radio or anything media related. so i guess my degree in communications was a waste people tell me?
so, back in 2005/2006 thought i should try to get a job in a "real" profession/career that there is a demand for, so i thought physical therapist like perhaps working for a sports team someday. then i found out that you have to go to school for like 6 years and get a doctorate degree to be a physical therapist! at my age 6 years is like 12! also the fact that i have a bachelor's degree already meant that i would have to get school loans and no grants! so were talking 20,000 a year or so for 6 years! no way! i already owe 30,000.00 from my previous school loans! i would be paying of school loans when i'm supposed to be saving up money to retire on! literally!
so then i thought "hmm, maybe i'll just be a physical therapy assistant as my full time job since the training is only 2 years and i wouldn't owe anywhere near the amount of school loans if i became a full fledge therapist and that perhaps for a couple of hours in the evening i could be a personal trainer at my gym and in the long run, working as a physical therapy asst and personal trainer i would make as much money as a therapist in the long run....
so, i started going to school to be a physical therapy assistant, however i soon realized a few things 1) it was harder than i thought it was going to be 2) all my instructors told me that for the first few years at least i would end up working at a nursing home or something like that before i ever got to work (if ever) a sports team and 3) i realized that physical therapy assistants don't make that much money perhaps somewhere in the vicinity of 13.00 to 18.00 bucks an hour! even if you do it for 20,30 years! that sucks! so i dropped out!....
now, i'm working only part time as a manager at a recreational center in the midwest hating it, the pay sucks and there is no chance for me to move up and i hate everyone i work with! and since it's only part time i'm actually living with my brother which while i love him, it sucks that i'm a grown man and living this way. meanwhile, he's 5 years younger than me, has a wife and 2 small kids and a nice house and he went to one, that is 1 semester of junior college and dropped out but years ago, he had a friend who had a friend who got him this job making surgical tools and so he wears a lab coat and has a desk and a microscope and now makes 60,000.00 a year doing that? and i'm the smart and educated one?! go figure!
so now, i'm sitting here thinking : where do i go from here? granted, i look alot younger and act alot younger than almost 45, but i'm still my age you know! and i'm tired of being poor and struggling and now with the economy the way it is nationwide, i'm searching for answers!!!!!!!!!!
part of me is thinking, it's too late for me to have a real successful high paying career because 1) i would have to go to school for something medical or finance like and i really don't care to do anything in those fields and 2) at my age i can't go back to school for 4 to 6 years and 3) i'm getting to that age that people wont' hire me because of my age although that's discrimination it's also reality they want to hire some young 20something guy
ive lately been thinking about what i'm good at and that's writing and talking and since i have a communications degree people tell me i should look into radio like i would be a great radio d.j. or radio talk show host, since i have the voice and personality for it, and since i like to write i could also at the same time perhaps write a column, or do a movie review column for a newspaper or free lance for magazines on topics that i care about those being: entertainment, sports, fitness, travel,etc)
but while i can see myself doing these things, and know i could do them, they don't seem to be in much demand and the competition is tough for these jobs in the first place. also, unlike so an accountant you have to go and live where these jobs are....
i want to move back to california, preferably orange county or north san diego county, and a radio/writing career there seems i don't know...? i mean what if there are no jobs there, then what?
also, anywhere in california is soooo expensive i don't even know if i could afford it working a radio job, writing and perhaps very part time like 10 hours a week some personal training? so unlike like i said if your an accountant those jobs are available everywhere! could not imagine though being an office worker, cubicle, wearing a suit everyday kind of guy, how horrible is that!
totally not my personality! i like my personal freedom and individuality too much to have a normal 9 to 5 job!
so for those of you who have read all of my venting and frustration so far (seriously thanks!) where do i go and what is your advice?
should i give up my dreams and go back to school even if only for 2 years and get some masters degree in a field that there is a demand for and that you make money in? finance, business admininistration, medical. (although i don't really care for any of this?) or ....
should i go for it and have faith in myself and screw my chronical age since i feel and look and act a decade younger and go after what i think i want to do and can do meaning the radio personality gigs, writing and some part time personal training and hope i can make a decent not struggling living in california?
thanks for your time and your serious advice! take care!
Exhibit B:
After seeing a pic of Alfonso Del Rio looking swole!
This is the type of physique I strive for.
Huge without being supidly huge, powerful looking, lean without being stupidly lean and imo an aesthetic physique many can appreciate.
Seen this on the PL board does anyone know who it is? I am assuming a shot putter lol
That's a great everyday look, easy to maintain without a ton of gear.
After a couple years:
BTW can I fully hold my head up and admit to my epic delusion back in 08.
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so youre are saying the cold Canadian air does fucked up things to a women vag? :-X
I believe so, but even worse are the effects on their bouncer "boyfriends" brains. ;D
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Exhibit C: Fatpanda vs. Bay
bay, please control your gayness.
Hehe. Control!? That'd be like you 'controlling' your fatness.
Maybe you should buy some of those workout tapes! :-[
btw, were you ever in shape? What is your interest in bodybuilding if you look like that? ???
yes i was once in shape, and will be again.
were you ever straight ?
No. When you're "in shape" again, I'll kiss a girl. ::)
no girl would have you. unless you are talking about a t-girl.
well you better get ready, 5 months isn't long to wait.
I am certain that I have been hit on by more girls in the last year than you have. I am educated, employed, healthy, and very in shape (compared to you). I do not have to “get ready” or wait “5 months.” Based on your photos it appears you have been out of shape for many more months than you would care to admit. We have a saying where I come from, “don’t hang your hat where you can’t reach.” You can't reach me.
You are not in my league. And you never will be. Not five months from now… not ever. That said, I wish you luck with your extreme makeover. ::)
Bay is way more clever than Panda.
Gawd Damn, you see, this was a textbook ownage:
Step one, list one's positives. Step 2, list the others negatives. Step 3, further bury that person, with a slight deflect of humiliation. Step 4, offer a pillow for them to land on.
Bravo! that was textbook..
(http://mma.lohudblogs.com/files/2009/06/fedor_ko_arlovski.jpg)
LMFAO! bay owning that fat retard fat panda
You owned the fuck out of the panda..haha
Yep. This round goes to Bay by a unanimous vote ;D
Four months and 27 days later... he left get big with no progress pix of his makeover. Coincidence? ::)
well guys, i know this will devastate getbig but i have to log off for a while...
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01762/panda-wave_1762907i.jpg)
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Exhibit C: Fatpanda vs. Bay
Four months and 27 days later... he left get big with no progress pix of his makeover. Coincidence? ::)
Nothing personal GayBBM, but these aren't self owning in any sense. Maybe this would fly on the female board? ???
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I remember Fatpanda posted this long-winded speech about how he came over to the States on vacation with Granny Panda, and how they went to Golden Corral, and things went a bit awry. People started calling him on it...and I remember his post getting shorter and shorter (read: edited) the longer it stayed up until late arrivals started asking what the fark we were on about? ;D
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didnt swede say something about his dude friend jacking him off
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8) Arnie's arms looking like shit in this pic. Zane probably could have outmassed Arnold if he wanted.
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I hate fags - Billy Mimnaugh (he had been pming Bay asking about the safety aspect of him barebacking dudes)
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I hate fags - Billy Mimnaugh (he had been pming Bay asking about the safety aspect of him barebacking dudes)
Confirmed. :-[
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Confirmed. :-[
Whats hilarious, is that he figured he could be on here blatantly slamming homosexuals, and that it wouldnt get out that he had been secretly PM'ing one about his gay sex life.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
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I remember Fatpanda posted this long-winded speech about how he came over to the States on vacation with Granny Panda, and how they went to Golden Corral, and things went a bit awry. People started calling him on it...and I remember his post getting shorter and shorter (read: edited) the longer it stayed up until late arrivals started asking what the fark we were on about? ;D
Yes, Fat Panda's trip with his grandma to Florida caused him to gain like 30 pounds and end up heavier than he was to begin with ;D
He had a brutal training regime that consisted of like four different exercises with the same pair of dumbbells.
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Whats hilarious, is that he figured he could be on here blatantly slamming homosexuals, and that it wouldnt get out that he had been secretly PM'ing one about his gay sex life.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
It's a true owning when the person leaves iimmediately after it happens and never comes back: Fatpanda, Billy M., MethylMike, etc.
Exhibit D: MethylMike
Conservative lifestyle- I am not uppity nor a Bible thumper but I refuse to accept certain lifestyles because they are "popular" in todays culture. I am sorry but I have MORALS.
Ok so my score is about 600 right now. Have some stuff in collections which I doubt i will pay (its all pretty old). I have 1-2k i can afford to use for these credit cards. Advice? I currently have one cc with (dont laugh) a $300 limit which I have totally paid off. I wanted to buy a new car, but I'm not sure what to do really.
The majority of my 6k is interest. Since my debts are all about 3-4 years old, do I really stand to benefit by paying them now?
Apparently, his "morals" do not require him to pay his debts. ::)
Ouch. What a tool. He won't return to this thread.
After this owning MM became GroinkTropin. :'(
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Whats hilarious, is that he figured he could be on here blatantly slamming homosexuals, and that it wouldnt get out that he had been secretly PM'ing one about his gay sex life.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
i see what you did there
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=426876.0;attach=470909;image)
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xoxoxoxoxo
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''I am a nobody!!! I am not Branch Warren ,Kai Green, Jay Cutler, or anybody important.
So nobody really knows who I am.That is why I had to put on a badge on my trunks.
The badge says IG2...For Mr International G=Guest poser #2''
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=370038.0;attach=406636;image)
hahaa i remember that. was funny as fuck when he started with his lies
International Guestposer hahahaahaahaaha
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lol good posts che
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Confirmed. :-[
Now that is a self owning!!! Keep up the good work Bay!!!
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"I dont brush my teeth,to many calories"-tdongz
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"I dont brush my teeth,to many calories"-tdongz
Lol, what a guy. Has no problem being bummed by his girlfriend, but aquafresh is out of the question!!!
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I think MattT claiming to have extensive business interests in Dubai, India was pretty epic.
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Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant
I don't recall saying that pinky :D - the only thing I posted was straightening out untruths - I never posted any of what happened other than that , but keep twisting it all you like :D
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I think MattT claiming to have extensive business interests in Dubai, India was pretty epic.
Wise man say: Before spouting lies, check with Rand McNally.
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I think MattT claiming to have extensive business interests in Dubai, India was pretty epic.
"I dont brush my teeth,to many calories"-tdongz
couple of atg right here!
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Lol, what a guy. Has no problem being bummed by his girlfriend, but aquafresh is out of the question!!!
Some posters could have their own thread on self ownage quotes ;D
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Some posters could have their own thread on self ownage quotes ;D
Hahaha
"I waited until the wedding night to have sex with my wife to make it special"
"I like watching home & away"
"I have to avoid walking up stairs sometimes so I can squat in the evening"
Bigcyp
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"I live in essex"
BigCyp
:)
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Im Cypriot - BigCyp
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(http://sicnatures.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/weird-face-paint-264x3001.jpg)
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big cyp is a legend and is therefore entitled to have victorian principles when it comes to smashing puntang
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Im Cypriot - BigCyp
Hahahaha fuck you guys ;D
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big cyp is a legend and is therefore entitled to have victorian principles when it comes to smashing puntang
Hahaha yes bigmc, I watched pride and prejudice to practice for my wedding night
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"It's impossible for me to get under 250lbs"--Tom Prince............lol... ...I just couldn't keep a straight face reading this
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I'm built like Paul "Bunion" - chainsaw
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im built like paul simon
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im built like paul simon
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Who said "That's just a fat pussy" when Che had everyone fooled with the tranny pic?
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Who said "That's just a fat pussy" when Che had everyone fooled with the tranny pic?
Haha, that was Quaker Oats, a legendary getbigger.
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Exhibit E:
I have never really liked pictures of the bodies of older men even though I am over 60 myself now. Mind you I have never worked out in my life as my involvement in bodybuilding has been restricted to photography. I much prefer the aesthetics of a younger man.
::)
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I don't recall saying that pinky :D - the only thing I posted was straightening out untruths - I never posted any of what happened other than that , but keep twisting it all you like :D
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Exhibit E:
::)
Yikes :-X
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Exhibit E:
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Sounds like a Ron's gimmick.
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Sounds like a Ron's gimmick.
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Yikes :-X
Sounds like a Ron's gimmick.
You're just angry that I don't like older men like you. And I'm not gay incidentally. >:(
Really? Call me crazy, but where I come from one does not often hear heterosexual men uttering phrases like "I much prefer the aesthetics of a younger man." You can't make this stuff up, folks. ::)
Mr. Mackenzie has since deleted his post and apparently disappeared, but I quoted him in time to copy his self-owning post and capture it for posterity. :D
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Exhibit F:
After I said Victor Martinez was a Sexy MF!
Thought you didn't like Latin men, I post them all the time but never get a comment from you.
I have no idea what you are talking about... or why you are paying attention to what I like or don't like. If I rejected you on another forum... do not take it personally. As for Victor, he is a hottie! Since you seem to care... you should know that I am not handicapped by racial and ethnic bias; I do not think of people as "Latin" or "not Latin." ::)
lol..
Sounds like Bay has left you with hurt feelings in the past. :-\ :D
Obviously, Bay eschewed his advances. Hell hath no memory like a rejected schmoe! Bah ha ha ha ha
Doom is amused.
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Exhibit F:
After I said Victor Martinez was a Sexy MF!
::)
It's common knowledge that G Thing prefers the dong.
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Who said "That's just a fat pussy" when Che had everyone fooled with the tranny pic?
This was halarious! ;D
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This was halarious! ;D
Not nearly as funny as your lovers spat thread.
xoxoxoxo
Pg. WGAF
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Exhibit G
well click on GayBay's links (including the ones labeled: schmoe or "gay", just so we something to hate him for). Sometimes I spend hours looking through gaybay's gay photos on the sex board, then at the end , i go "jesus that guy's a fucking flamer".
haha you just owned yourself ;D
;D
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Exhibit G
;D
hahahahahahahah
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Exhibit G
;D
That is fucking ridiculous...
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Exhibit G
;D
I gotta admit... that shit is top notch.
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Exhibit G
;D
Haha, it sounds like "Manbearpig" is quite the deeply closeted penis-puffer.
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"Rushfit is a waste of money and Insanity is even worse as its sold by "Beachbody Coaches" some who don't have your best interest at heart. And once you've watched all the DVD's...that's pretty much it."
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It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - TP
FTW.
WoooSHHHHHH
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This thread is epic. I never knew how Dubai, India came into play. That is fantastically funny.
"Only gay if you want it to be" and "finishing touch".. lol
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From the archives:
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From the archives:
The Vince vs. Vince battle will never end. :D
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From the archives:
;D
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From the archives:
Is this real?
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Is this real?
yep lol
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Vissy's wandering eye rivals the great nasser (r.i.p.) ;D
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yep lol
OMG - and Vince talks shit to others?
GMAFB - and going after skinny white twinks on top of it all?
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From the archives:
Now Vince has glasses not sure on the strength of those, but Vissy has great Peripheral vision it seems one eye to the right and one straight keeps them safe.
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Now Vince has glasses not sure on the strength of those, but Vissy has great Peripheral vision it seems one eye to the right and one straight keeps them safe.
Like a Chameleon :o
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Vince goes for the skinny meth head metro type?
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Vince goes for the skinny meth head metro type?
I don't think Vissy could ever zero in on Vince's face, with those eyes :-\ Probably thinks he looks like Denzel.
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Vince is the the type of guy people want to stare at in disgust, or not, because of obvious reasons, but they are usually polite and mannered and leave him alone.
...but this fucker talks shit and get's into everyone's business like a fucking estrogen filled bag of dog shit.
I forward the motion of extermination by poison dart to the face.
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I don't think Vissy could ever zero in on Vince's face, with those eyes :-\ Probably thinks he looks like Denzel.
lmao
probably the funniest thing you've ever said on getbig
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The Vince vs. Vince battle will never end. :D
They used to be tight
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2jd0rnl.jpg)
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They used to be tight
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2jd0rnl.jpg)
Can someone fill me in where this beef started?
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Can someone fill me in where this beef started?
They both have solid arguements. Vince B. continues to rag on Vince G's failed businesses, and the fact that he will never open a gym as claimed.
Vince G claims that Vince B is a has been, whos only claim to fame was the 1970 Mr. Canada, in which Vince B admitted to making the contest and hand picking the judges.
What do we learn from this? Darwinism is a bitch.
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They both have solid arguements. Vince B. continues to rag on Vince G's failed businesses, and the fact that he will never open a gym as claimed.
Vince G claims that Vince B is a has been, whos only claim to fame was the 1970 Mr. Canada, in which Vince B admitted to making the contest and hand picking the judges.
What do we learn from this? Darwinism is a bitch.
So why the hate? Seems like they should be buddies and moral support for each other.
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Please add as you can remember so we can keep a log for future reference
Its only gay if you want it to be - Bob Chick
Anal Sex is like a deep tissue massage - Candizzle
I once carried a 600 pound stone 30ft - KegDrainer
My girlfriend wants to try a strapon on me - Ukgold
Me and my wife waited until our wedding night to have sex because we wanted it to be special - BigCyp
Myself and Booty broke up 3 times in 3 months but have never met face to face - Will Grant
The police came at me with 10 attack dogs and 10 men and I fought them all off - SuckMyMuscle
I have a husband named Queen Vissy - Goodrum (if someone can remember the chocolate quote he had on myspace)
I jacked off while my friend watched - Flinstones
It's impossible for me to get below 250lbs - Tom Prince
Nobody is going to tell me where to post - Chick
Oatmeal and Sweet potatoes is the key to getting ripped, celebs like usher use this secret - Pat Banya and Young Ho
DP is a little vanilla, dont you think? - Ripitupbaby
I spilled over - Jaejonna
I dont brush my teeth,too many calories - Candizzle
I have extensive business interests in Dubai, India - Matt T
That's just a fat pussy - Squadfather
I knew this one was going to be in there. But, to be fair, I believe it was him who wanted his girlfriend to use a strap on, because she was fingering his ass. So, it's really worse.
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From the archives:
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CLASSIC, good on you Basile!!! :D
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VINCE EXPOSED
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mcvvyvtQ1rubbuho1_500.jpg)
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I hit 52 strong clean reps today, solid and strong reps
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Pumpster
-At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good.
-Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose!
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They both have solid arguements. Vince B. continues to rag on Vince G's failed businesses, and the fact that he will never open a gym as claimed.
Vince G claims that Vince B is a has been, whos only claim to fame was the 1970 Mr. Canada, in which Vince B admitted to making the contest and hand picking the judges.
What do we learn from this? Darwinism is a bitch.
Basile is a fucking idiot. Opening up a gym is not a sign of success and quite frankly, I'm working on opening a personal training studio rather than some lumbering pile of equipment. I pretty much have all the equipment which really there isn't much required but as with any major project it takes time. In any event, I still run a successful fitness business....has been that many years.
He's upset because I made him admit to picking his judges and organizing the contest making his precious Mr Canada Trophy a complete fraud
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Basile is a fucking idiot. Opening up a gym is not a sign of success and quite frankly, I'm working on opening a personal training studio rather than some lumbering pile of equipment. I pretty much have all the equipment which really there isn't much required but as with any major project it takes time. In any event, I still run a successful fitness business....has been that many years.
He's upset because I made him admit to picking his judges and organizing the contest making his precious Mr Canada Trophy a complete fraud
it shouldn't take twenty phucking years
even "the coach" has a gym, and he's hilariously short
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it shouldn't take twenty phucking years
even "the coach" has a gym, and he's hilariously short
I've only been planning it for a few years...but again, its not something I'm in a rush to complete especially since it will affect my in home personal training
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I've only been planning it for a few years...but again, its not something I'm in a rush to complete especially since it will affect my in home personal training
Dude you can't even finish a p 90x tape.
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Pumpster
-At my hardcore gym one of the older npc competitors and are are takling, he asks me if i'm a pro-absurd LOL - I don't have either the genetics or the interest in drugs to be there but hey it still felt good.
-Last Wed or Thursday nite after the gym in shorts and sleeveless T, just getting off my bike to shop at a store. Two cute latinas just about to get in a car. The one I like i throw a compliment, she immediately returns it in spades. Good for the ego even though i have plenty of weight to lose!
Forgotten gems, added!
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What in the world would possess someone to post this picture on the internet?
Lets see:
I have the arms of a bloated Mexican scrub woman and man boobs. Check.
There's some asshole inadvertently photobombing us. Check.
The scenery is worthless rubbish. Check.
The ditzy broad is wearing high heels on a mountain trail. Check.
OK, lets post this picture.
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What in the world would possess someone to post this picture on the internet?
Lets see:
I have the arms of a bloated Mexican scrub woman and man boobs. Check.
There's some asshole inadvertently photobombing us. Check.
The scenery is worthless rubbish. Check.
The ditzy broad is wearing high heels on a mountain trail. Check.
OK, lets post this picture.
Vic Mackey halfway through gender realignment
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=432046.0;attach=517366;image)
I never got why this pic was such ownage. You can barely see him and his back is turned. The two lesbians are funny tho.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=432046.0;attach=517366;image)
I never got why this pic was such ownage. You can barely see him and his back is turned. The two lesbians are funny tho.
Solid post.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=432046.0;attach=517366;image)
I never got why this pic was such ownage. You can barely see him and his back is turned. The two lesbians are funny tho.
that's good stuff
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that's good stuff
Chad do you have a pic of Pumpster's workout equipment I had it once but lost it. He was jacked and tanned. :D
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=432046.0;attach=517366;image)
I never got why this pic was such ownage. You can barely see him and his back is turned. The two lesbians are funny tho.
;D ;D ;D Nice. Real nice.
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no serious,who is that?
i would off myself if i looked like that.
no questions, no self mercy
I think it's pumpster.
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Now that is fucking funny ;D Fair game and a good play.
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no serious,who is that?
i would off myself if i looked like that.
no questions, no self mercy
Pumpster, a former moderator on the Training board who argued with everyone and deleted your posts if you disagreed with him. He used to send threatening PM's to members who tried to prove his retarded training theories wrong.
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the only training advice this guy should ever give is for women,on how to grow the fatty part of their breast.
my goodness, the name he gave to himself"pumpster".
oh brother.
The tools that forged his physique , he ranted that the BowFlex was underrated
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Pumpster, a former moderator on the Training board who argued with everyone and deleted your posts if you disagreed with him. He used to send threatening PM's to members who tried to prove his retarded training theories wrong.
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The question should be: How the hell was this guy ever a mod on any board here?
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The tools that forged his physique , he ranted that the BowFlex was underrated
Excellent ND. I see dust on this equipment maybe he did not lift at all.
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;D
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Ha excellent ND.
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Ha excellent ND.
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Fucking douche of epic proportions , Glad he was exposed , mod of the training board ::)
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The question should be: How the hell was this guy ever a mod on any board here?
There are some suspect mods on here. ;D
SMM was a Mod as well.
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Chad do you have a pic of Pumpster's workout equipment I had it once but lost it. He was jacked and tanned. :D
sorry I don't have it
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There are some suspect mods on here. ;D
SMM was a Mod as well.
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So was Bluto the retard in a wheelchair.
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Pumpster, a former moderator on the Training board who argued with everyone and deleted your posts if you disagreed with him. He used to send threatening PM's to members who tried to prove his retarded training theories wrong.
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Sounds like Division and 4thAD on the steroid board.
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There are some suspect mods on here. ;D
SMM was a Mod as well.
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I know :-\ This gives me hope that I can be a mod one day!
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;D
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They used to be tight
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/2jd0rnl.jpg)
What the fuck are they doing posing in front of a rack full of dildos? That's gotta be a 'shop.
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There are some suspect mods on here. ;D
SMM was a Mod as well.
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Of what?
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What the fuck are they doing posing in front of a rack full of dildos?
they felt at home
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What the fuck are they doing posing in front of a rack full of dildos? That's gotta be a 'shop.
Ya think.
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Of what?
Nutrition board.
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Nutrition board.
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I know he was also a mod on the mma board as well. What the hell? Do you just have to say the right things to be a mod?
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Jerryme vs pumpster was one of the funnier threads on gb.
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Pumpster, a former moderator on the Training board who argued with everyone and deleted your posts if you disagreed with him. He used to send threatening PM's to members who tried to prove his retarded training theories wrong.
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lolololol...Those laughing bastards still make laugh no matter how many times I see them.
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Jerryme vs pumpster was one of the funnier threads on gb.
A classic thread it was. Pumpster sent him a microphone or wanted to so they could talk best I remember. Then Jerryme saw his pics it got nasty.
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lolololol...Those laughing bastards still make laugh no matter how many times I see them.
;D ;D hahahhaa They do have staying power. They still crack me up too.
MW, I'll see you next month. We'll train and have dinner with Pepe.
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;D ;D hahahhaa They do have staying power. They still crack me up too.
MW, I'll see you next month. We'll train and have dinner with Pepe.
Yes, sounds good. I think I'm at the point to where I might need to call Larry for advice but I'll hold off till you get here, it'll give me one more month. Unfortunately outside of going the DNP route, I might have to suffer and do about a month of high dose t-3, my other supps and low to no carbs to get where I want. I want to get to 7-8% and hold it. Do a 12 week bulk but not going over 10-11% then diet down to 3-4% for a show in Nov.
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A classic thread it was. Pumpster sent him a microphone or wanted to so they could talk best I remember. Then Jerryme saw his pics it got nasty.
haha yes and something about pumpster wanted to go with jerry to vegas and mr o but jerry didnt want to later and pumpster got mad.
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haha yes and something about pumpster wanted to go with jerry to vegas and mr o but jerry didnt want to later and pumpster got mad.
LOL. Probably a top 5 thread all time. Another one was where Keith sent a pizza to Goodrum the night before his contest and he ate it and came in last place. ;D
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LOL. Probably a top 5 thread all time. Another one was where Keith sent a pizza to Goodrum the night before his contest and he ate it and came in last place. ;D
Like it would have made a difference?
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haha yes and something about pumpster wanted to go with jerry to vegas and mr o but jerry didnt want to later and pumpster got mad.
I think pumpster wanted JerryMe to drive like a 1,000 kms to pick up him up and return him. Then the microphone thing came out; and then the fact that pumpster made Jerry swear on the board that the posted pics of pumpster weren't, in fact, pumpster. That whole spat was very estrogenic/slappy. We all loved it. ;D
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I think pumpster wanted JerryMe to drive like a 1,000 kms to pick up him up and return him. Then the microphone thing came out; and then the fact that pumpster made Jerry swear on the board that the posted pics of pumpster weren't, in fact, pumpster. That whole spat was very estrogenic/slappy. We all loved it. ;D
That thread was a classic, I gave Jerryme so much shit after that he left.Anyone got a link to it so I can add the quotes to this thread?
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I think pumpster wanted JerryMe to drive like a 1,000 kms to pick up him up and return him. Then the microphone thing came out; and then the fact that pumpster made Jerry swear on the board that the posted pics of pumpster weren't, in fact, pumpster. That whole spat was very estrogenic/slappy. We all loved it. ;D
haha yes that was fucking great. One of the best threads ever
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That thread was a classic, I gave Jerryme so much shit after that he left.Anyone got a link to it so I can add the quotes to this thread?
Anyone got the link? It was a top10 thread for sure.
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Jerryme and Pumpster - the painful breakup:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=298346.0
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Jerryme and Pumpster - the painful breakup:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=298346.0
LOL good find. A top 5 thread all time.
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The top Self Ownage Quote of the Thread...
Taylor D Barrett thats a several thousand dollar bunny suit, bitches. custom made by a famous l.a. designer. the photo was the last in a photo shoot i was the subject of, a photo shoot shot by a porn STAR who is well paid, well known, and who is also an astrophysicist that helped buiild the playstation, playstation 2, and a new smart t.v. yet to come out on the market that he built with an internal harddrrive, voice recognition and hand-motion controlled features.this guy, with his beloved and treasured donny darko inspired bunny suit, begged mne to pose for this.. and so voila
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I've only been planning it for a few years...but again, its not something I'm in a rush to complete especially since it will affect my in home personal training
LOL!
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LOL!
That pic will never ever get old
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Another gem from the delusional Pumpster:
"Hot summer weather on the roads here on my bike...sun beating down, sweaty, arms pumped in a sleeveless T post-workout, swig ice-water at stop lights. Such is the uniform when it's over 100 F/40C.
And dammit i'm getting tired of cute girls whistling, yelling nice ass or nice tan out of car windows or taking pics..I want to be loved for my mind."
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Another gem from the delusional Pumpster:
"Hot summer weather on the roads here on my bike...sun beating down, sweaty, arms pumped in a sleeveless T post-workout, swig ice-water at stop lights. Such is the uniform when it's over 100 F/40C.
And dammit i'm getting tired of cute girls whistling, yelling nice ass or nice tan out of car windows or taking pics..I want to be loved for my mind."
haha nice find. "Taking pics" haha
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there are many haters here at getbig.......but none of them are more proficient at their craft than fortress. imho
this dude seems to be a disgruntled ex bbing writer......if he is in fact the real rob??
i can't believe he would come here and trash the very same bbers that he used to interview!
just my 2 cents.
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Possibly he KNOWS the REAL DEAL about their "real" lives... we haven't considered that!
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Possibly he KNOWS the REAL DEAL about their "real" lives... we haven't considered that!
should we get to know the real deal about his life...or your life....for that matter?
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there are many haters here at getbig.......but none of them are more proficient at their craft than fortress. imho
this dude seems to be a disgruntled ex bbing writer......if he is in fact the real rob??
i can't believe he would come here and trash the very same bbers that he used to interview!
just my 2 cents.
ahahahhahaha, yes.
That guy is one bitter c.unt.
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fuck this thread
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fuck this thread
fuck your
weak asian flow
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fuck your
weak asian flow
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Fuck wrong account
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Another gem from the delusional Pumpster:
"Hot summer weather on the roads here on my bike...sun beating down, sweaty, arms pumped in a sleeveless T post-workout, swig ice-water at stop lights. Such is the uniform when it's over 100 F/40C.
And dammit i'm getting tired of cute girls whistling, yelling nice ass or nice tan out of car windows or taking pics..I want to be loved for my mind."
I wish i could find the one where he said he's "comparable" to me physique-wise.
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I wish i could find the one where he said he's "comparable" to me physique-wise.
youve never posted a pic
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youve never posted a pic
Oh yeah, that's right :D
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Oh yeah, that's right :D
im still not convinced :D
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Lol good point bigmc ;D
For all we know, Sucking Cocks4 Coin has smaller arms than dj181's ideal schoolboywoman.
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Lol good point bigmc ;D
For all we know, Sucking Cocks4 Coin has smaller arms than dj181's ideal schoolboywoman.
Yes I am a feeble turd :D
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Yes I am a feeble turd :D
The tinyness of your titdom is apparent :D
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Any to add in last 2 years?
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Any to add in last 2 years?
A lot of people in work have commented on my arms, I normally wear size L slim fitting shirts which partially expose my upper arm and my arms fit tightly into them. I've had guys ask me how much I curl to get arms like that, I have had women ask me to flex for them and one even asked to feel my bicep, she went all red and looked like she was melting after touching it. Every woman I have ever dated since turning 20 has commented on my physique before I even mentioned that I trained.
The funny part of this is that my arms are only 2 inches bigger now than they were in the green shirt picture, shows how fucking stupid getbig standards can be and that you don't need drugs or bodybuilder levels of muscle to be very impressive to the average person. It's also kind of sad that I only gained 2 inches in 7 years but oh well I've been inconsistent at times, but for the last year and a half I've been training solidly and I'm at my best now ;D
INB4 someone posts the green t-shirt picture. How many times have people recognized you lift weights in clothes?
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I've only been planning it for a few years...but again, its not something I'm in a rush to complete especially since it will affect my in home personal training
Who would leave a queer, mentally handicapped, smelly, fat, vagrant negro into their home??
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Anymore to add from the last year?
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Bump, anymore to add?