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Title: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
Post by: Parker on August 01, 2013, 01:39:26 PM
What would be your first thoughts?
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Post by: SquatsRule on August 01, 2013, 01:41:55 PM
i think I would say something like, "oh shit." Then I would get the heck out of there.
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Post by: Man of Steel on August 01, 2013, 01:42:14 PM
I don't know about my first thoughts, but a fece about that size would quickly exit the hole in my buttocks.
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Post by: SilverSpoon on August 01, 2013, 02:09:59 PM
I'd say:  "Where's Ice Cube when I need him?"
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Post by: Mr Nobody on August 01, 2013, 02:14:26 PM
Turn right hit the gas.
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Post by: arce1988 on August 01, 2013, 02:18:20 PM
  Fuck me. Fuck my life.
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Post by: Wiggs on August 01, 2013, 02:18:23 PM
Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 :-* :D

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.
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Post by: ukjeff on August 01, 2013, 02:19:18 PM
Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 :-* :D

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

lol, very good.   ;D
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 01, 2013, 02:35:53 PM
"Stay calm, don't move.."
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2013, 02:39:54 PM
There would be more shit flying out of my ass than a Lee Priest/Booty first date
Title: Re: If You Saw This Next To Your Boat...
Post by: Parker on August 01, 2013, 02:41:05 PM
Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 :-* :D

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.
You're in a small boat, in the Amazon. There is no running away. Nor swimming...

One could gather one's senses, and quietly paddle away. Therefore not causing attention to one's self.
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Post by: beakdoctor on August 01, 2013, 02:53:22 PM
1st thought dinner.

2nd thought new boots.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on August 01, 2013, 02:54:47 PM
Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 :-* :D

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

LMAO..hahahahahaha!
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Post by: Knooger on August 01, 2013, 03:14:22 PM
How to get my wife in the water before it swam away.
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Post by: Parker on August 01, 2013, 03:27:27 PM
1st thought dinner.

2nd thought new boots.
While your trying to find the head to shoot it, it's body has knocked you into the water. The sound of the boat turning over and the ensuing struggle has attracted the piranhas in the water, as well as caiman.
You lose.
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Post by: no one on August 01, 2013, 03:34:20 PM
How to get my wife in the water before it swam away.

hahahahahaha :D
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2013, 03:40:57 PM
Your in a small boat, in the Amazon. There is no running away. Nor swimming...

One could gather one's senses, and quietly paddle away. Therefore not causing attention to one's self.

Plus the place is probably filled with those things...
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 01, 2013, 03:46:01 PM
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Post by: Kwon_2 on August 01, 2013, 04:01:50 PM
I'd shout "The Hebrews were BLACK!" to that snake, scaring it , and then watching it slither away, continuing my journey.
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Post by: Wiggs on August 01, 2013, 04:04:20 PM
I'd shout "The Hebrews were BLACK!" to that snake, scaring it , and then watching it slither away, continuing my journey.

Ma' Man.  :-*
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 01, 2013, 04:17:46 PM


Rotten Tomato material..
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 01, 2013, 04:48:55 PM
Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 :-* :D

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

You would do WHAT  ::), why not using yours Bible as destructive force  :P
& running on water, so you a "Black Jesus" NOW,  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on August 01, 2013, 04:54:22 PM
It probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway.  Snakes hunts by scent... he's looking for  mammals and large rodents.  Didn't you ever see those Anaconda hunts on Nat Geo?  The snake does not attack you until you grab it.
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Post by: Parker on August 01, 2013, 05:45:42 PM
It probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway.  Snakes hunts by scent... he's looking for  mammals and large rodents.  Didn't you ever see those Anaconda hunts on Nat Geo?  The snake does not attack you until you grab it.
They have shown that Anacondas do actively hunt...and apparently people have been grabbed by an anaconda that was stalking them, just waiting. By smell and sight.

Which is why I said, just paddle away slowly...like you were a log or something...
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Post by: O.Z. on August 01, 2013, 05:57:52 PM
It probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway.  Snakes hunts by scent... he's looking for  mammals and large rodents.  Didn't you ever see those Anaconda hunts on Nat Geo?  The snake does not attack you until you grab it.

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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 02, 2013, 12:02:50 AM
It probably wouldn't do anything to you anyway.  Snakes hunts by scent... he's looking for  mammals and large rodents.  Didn't you ever see those Anaconda hunts on Nat Geo?  The snake does not attack you until you grab it.

Fuck it, once I stumble on about 4m long (around 14ft) scrub piton
almost shit myself  :P
 
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Post by: dyslexic on August 02, 2013, 12:23:13 AM
"Machete?"
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 02, 2013, 01:20:30 AM
"Machete?"

No why to kill, native spices  :)
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Post by: flinstones1 on August 02, 2013, 01:25:10 AM
They have shown that Anacondas do actively hunt...and apparently people have been grabbed by an anaconda that was stalking them, just waiting. By smell and sight.

Which is why I said, just paddle away slowly...like you were a log or something...

I love threads like these. I have always been fascinated by man eating snakes....

on average 10,000 people a year die from crocodiles. Hippos are  numero uno.....snakes are way way down on the totem pole but it would be crazy to think they haven't eaten people...in the rainforest? hell yeah
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 02, 2013, 01:45:14 AM
I love threads like these. I have always been fascinated by man eating snakes....

on average 10,000 people a year die from crocodiles. Hippos are  numero uno.....snakes are way way down on the totem pole but it would be crazy to think they haven't eaten people...in the rainforest? hell yeah

Come to Australia (Queensland/Northern Teritory) & "play" with sharks,salt water crocks or jelly fish,
no need to mention snakes or creepy crawlies  ;D
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Post by: phreak on August 02, 2013, 05:11:48 AM
No why to kill, native spices  :)
I'd rather use some mayo, but that's a matter of taste.
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2013, 05:19:11 AM
I'd log on to Getbig, find a Cswol pic or vid and show it to the creature.
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Post by: Parker on August 02, 2013, 06:31:10 AM
Come to Australia (Queensland/Northern Teritory) & "play" with sharks,salt water crocks or jelly fish,
no need to mention snakes or creepy crawlies  ;D

..you have no large land predators, like bears, wolves, mountain lions, tigers, lions, jaguars, leopards.
About the only large predators you ever did have (except the dinosaurs) were very large monitor lizards, and a carnivorous kangaroo. And that was eons of yrs ago.

We have the great whites, we have the venomous snakes, although not as venomous as in Australia. And we have crocs and alligators, except the neither get as big, and the gators are not as aggressive as the salties.

Down in South America, there is a whole lot more lurking in the water...just watch River Monsters...
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2013, 06:45:14 AM

..you have no large land predators, like bears, wolves, mountain lions, tigers, lions, jaguars, leopards.
About the only large predators you ever did have (except the dinosaurs) were very large monitor lizards, and a carnivorous kangaroo. And that was eons of yrs ago.

We have the great whites, we have the venomous snakes, although not as venomous as in Australia. And we have crocs and alligators, except the neither get as big, and the gators are not as aggressive as the salties.

Down in South America, there is a whole lot more lurking in the water...just watch River Monsters...

Hans't Australia got like 5 or 6 of the 10 most venomous snakes just on their own? And 3 or 4 of the 10 most dangerous spiders?
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Post by: daddy8ball on August 02, 2013, 07:06:00 AM
My zippers down again?
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Post by: Parker on August 02, 2013, 07:44:53 AM
Hans't Australia got like 5 or 6 of the 10 most venomous snakes just on their own? And 3 or 4 of the 10 most dangerous spiders?
Yeah, but the thing about them is, apparently they have evolved in harsh environments, and have small fangs, and the yield is less. So, to compensate, the theory goes, the venom is ultra potent per bite.

And then you have the South American Chicken Eating Spiders...and the Brazilian Wander Spider which is highly aggressive
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Post by: Mr Nobody on August 02, 2013, 07:48:01 AM
Yeah, but the thing about them is, apparently they have evolved in harsh environments, and have small fangs, and the yield is less. So, to compensate, the theory goes, the venom is ultra potent per bite.

And then you have the South American Chicken Eating Spiders...and the Brazilian Wander Spider which is highly aggressive
There is a spider in Australia that sits under the toliet seat if it bites you I understand it's deadly I was there once for a couple of weeks afraid to to take a shit, serious.
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Post by: _bruce_ on August 02, 2013, 07:52:47 AM
Peter North at 11 am.
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2013, 07:54:42 AM
Yeah, but the thing about them is, apparently they have evolved in harsh environments, and have small fangs, and the yield is less. So, to compensate, the theory goes, the venom is ultra potent per bite.

And then you have the South American Chicken Eating Spiders...and the Brazilian Wander Spider which is highly aggressive

Yep, that's a scary one. You'd be tempted to grab one "natchural/organic" bananas and suddenly you're going into full muscle shock. Dr.Chimps, be my guest.
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Post by: THE BOUNCER on August 02, 2013, 07:55:56 AM
What would be your first thoughts?
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I would hit it with an Ab shot
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Post by: The Onion on August 02, 2013, 08:03:35 AM
on average 10,000 people a year die from crocodiles.
I think the crocodiles that you got your information from may have been exaggerating a bit.
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Post by: hench on August 02, 2013, 08:13:17 AM
whenever a snake is cut open thats eaten something large it always looks intact so what does it get out of it nutritionally?

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Post by: Mr Nobody on August 02, 2013, 08:18:23 AM
Peter North at 11 am.
:D
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Post by: tommywishbone on August 02, 2013, 08:35:55 AM
I would roll up my sleeves and show that little worm some real pythons and say, "Whatcha gonna do when these 24 inch pythons run wild on you?"
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Post by: Mr Anabolic on August 02, 2013, 08:40:30 AM


Faked.
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Post by: flinstones1 on August 02, 2013, 09:09:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zPcA180.jpg) (http://lunapic.com>)
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Post by: Parker on August 02, 2013, 11:27:01 AM
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25 footer?
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Post by: flinstones1 on August 02, 2013, 01:35:02 PM
25 footer?

yup. I had to post this aha.

interesting if we could get a thread on lions too, specifically the ghost and the darkness. those two apparently killed what 300 people? two lions alone...wiped out a whole community
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 02, 2013, 02:45:45 PM
Hans't Australia got like 5 or 6 of the 10 most venomous snakes just on their own? And 3 or 4 of the 10 most dangerous spiders?

Actually jelly fish is the numero 1, enough poison to eliminate 20 getbigers  :P
Jeremy Wade from River Monsters "forgot" to play with them  :D
when filming sharks & sword fishes in Queensland/Western Australia.
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Post by: Option D on August 02, 2013, 02:49:10 PM
"this some bull..."

"what would Bear Grylz do"

"maybe if i jump on his back ill be cool... he aint gonna risk biting himself"
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 02, 2013, 02:54:30 PM
"this some bull..."

"what would Bear Grylz do"

"maybe if i jump on his back ill be cool... he aint gonna risk biting himself"

Cartoon character  ;D
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Post by: Parker on August 02, 2013, 02:57:32 PM
yup. I had to post this aha.

interesting if we could get a thread on lions too, specifically the ghost and the darkness. those two apparently killed what 300 people? two lions alone...wiped out a whole community
Paramount Pictures had a show called "Wild Things". This was back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Think of it as Nat Geo "live". Well, this herp had gotten wind of a huge, and so mean huge reticulated python in Indonesia (I believe) that was eating dogs and children. And it lived in a cave. Well they went to the cave, and they caught 2 15 footers. And then they hear screaming, outside the cave was this HUGE reticulated python that was "coming home". It was dropping down into the cave and looked like a tree trunk.  They tried to catch it. And it wrapped around the herp, and they had to beat the coils, for it to release him. I remember him out off breath saying, "We are going to measure it and then release it.", it was 24-26 feet long. Thing was monstrous.
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 02, 2013, 04:29:10 PM
At Singapore airport in glass cabinet was very long skeleton of local piton with a horse size head  :P
Don't know if is still on show.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on August 02, 2013, 04:48:21 PM
Paramount Pictures had a show called "Wild Things". This was back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Think of it as Nat Geo "live". Well, this herp had gotten wind of a huge, and so mean huge reticulated python in Indonesia (I believe) that was eating dogs and children. And it lived in a cave. Well they went to the cave, and they caught 2 15 footers. And then they hear screaming, outside the cave was this HUGE reticulated python that was "coming home". It was dropping down into the cave and looked like a tree trunk.  They tried to catch it. And it wrapped around the herp, and they had to beat the coils, for it to release him. I remember him out off breath saying, "We are going to measure it and then release it.", it was 24-26 feet long. Thing was monstrous.

Imagine the ones that have never been seen...35-40 feet?
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Post by: leadhead on August 02, 2013, 09:22:47 PM
I would be dreaming because that's not a boat I'd be in ;D

I once watched a giant (12' +) hammerhead shark in clear water play around with a half-eaten 100lb tarpon and I was stunned for the first 20-30 seconds. I'd imagine the same thing would happen next to the snake.
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Post by: Sherief Shalaby on August 03, 2013, 01:22:55 AM
i would think it was my big cok getting out of my pants to cool itself in the water :-X
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Post by: Teutonic Knight on August 03, 2013, 02:31:39 AM
i would think it was my big cok getting out of my pants to cool itself in the water :-X

Can yours muslim mother confirm that  ;D
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 03, 2013, 02:33:25 AM
What would Big Mike Cox think, something like "Raw, no condom, no pulling out!" ?
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Post by: ESFitness on August 03, 2013, 02:48:15 AM
What would be your first thoughts?
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that i'm gonna flood the market via ebay and amazon with snakeskin wallets and belts. ;)
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Post by: Parker on August 05, 2013, 02:37:06 PM
Explaining how a Boa Constrictor kills, by using himself as an example
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 05, 2013, 02:47:08 PM
This guy is pretty Zen..
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Post by: Parker on August 05, 2013, 02:51:17 PM
This guy is pretty Zen..
Now had he tried that with a 10-15' anaconda...he'd be dead.
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 05, 2013, 03:01:45 PM
Now had he tried that with a 10-15 anaconda...he'd be dead.

LOL, for sure!
But, being confident and experienced, or not, we all know what happened to Steve Irwin..
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Post by: Parker on August 06, 2013, 06:55:43 PM
Anaconda eating (or regurgitating) a cow or calf.
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Post by: ESFitness on August 06, 2013, 08:36:07 PM
Explaining how a Boa Constrictor kills, by using himself as an example


natural selection ;)
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Post by: Red29 on August 06, 2013, 09:46:05 PM
Is there a white guy in the boat?  If so, I'd be more afraid of that.

 :-* :D

My real answer is I'd scream some profanity and run away like I've been told I was the father of a kid I didn't want.

has this happened before?
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Post by: The_Punisher on August 07, 2013, 05:22:06 AM
What would be your first thoughts?
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Holy fuck, I'd speed up the river and get the fuck outthere ASAP.....this beast is Formidable
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 07, 2013, 08:06:52 AM

Holy fuck, I'd speed up the river and get the fuck outthere ASAP.....this beast is Formidable

That's about the dumbest thing you can do..
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Post by: Option D on August 07, 2013, 11:23:51 AM
That's about the dumbest thing you can do..

see i think jumping on his back would work....as the snake monster wont risk biting his own body...
but thats just how alphas handle shit..
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Post by: DroppingPlates on August 07, 2013, 11:08:54 PM
see i think jumping on his back would work....as the snake monster wont risk biting his own body...
but thats just how alphas handle shit..

LOL yeah, that must be option D
RIP & PIP in advance, alpha bro
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Post by: 240 is Back on August 07, 2013, 11:14:47 PM
I would never visit any country where snakes longer than 10 feet were just hanging out.


In FL, we have gators, but you know where they are, you don't go there, and you usually don't have a problem. 
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Post by: The Onion on August 08, 2013, 06:18:28 AM
I'd just give a shout to the other boat and let Suckmymuscle and Fat Panda handle the situation.
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Post by: flinstones1 on August 08, 2013, 06:27:37 AM
I would never visit any country where snakes longer than 10 feet were just hanging out.


In FL, we have gators, but you know where they are, you don't go there, and you usually don't have a problem. 


you got huge fuckig python running around s in the everglades bro!
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Post by: Gregzs on February 04, 2014, 06:18:06 PM

you got huge fuckig python running around s in the everglades bro!


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11195975

Snake slithers on to pizza menu

Alligator and frog have long been on the menu in Florida, but a new delicacy has slithered its way onto dinner plates in the US state.

A pizzeria now offers Burmese python meat on what it calls the Everglades Pizza - named for Florida's vast national park, where the snakes are being hunted to protect the nature preserve.

"It was just to create talk about the shop and being creative, and this thing literally just went viral," says Evan Daniell, the owner of Evan's Neighbourhood Pizza in Fort Myers.

"People talk about it all the time and whether it's negative or positive, it really doesn't matter because the fact is, we can make it and it's delicious."

So, the big question is, what does it taste like?

"It's good but a little chewy," says Mike, a tourist taking the python plunge from Minnesota.

 

"It tastes like chicken but chewier," his wife Becky adds.

Daniell admits that python meat "can be gamier."

The chef tenderises the slabs of snake meat by marinating them for several hours. They are then sliced thinly into what he calls "snake slivers".

Before laying it onto the pizza, making sure "each slice has a piece of python," Daniell pre-cooks the snake in the oven for a few minutes.

"There is some pink into the snake, and as it turns white, it will be done," he explains.

The Everglades pizza certainly has its fans, despite its steep price tag of US$45.

Daniell's friend Mike Gookin says he came up with the idea of using the snake meat to spice up pizzas after seeing a news report on the python problem in the Everglades.

The pizza also features alligator sausage and frog legs. Both are native to southern Florida. The pythons are not, but they are everywhere.

"There could be thousands or tens of thousands of Burmese pythons in the wild here," explains Roberto Torres, a field officer with The Nature Conservancy.

The snakes can measure up to six-metres long and they are believed to have made the Everglades their home after being released by their owners.

"They get them as pets and when they get too big, they release them here," Torres says.

Burmese pythons have no known predator in Florida, so they sit atop the food chain in their new home. As a result, environmental experts such as Torres fear their presence could end up threatening biodiversity in the Everglades.

"It's a perfect habitat for the snake - it's wet, there is plenty of food," Torres says.

"They'll eat anything they can catch - birds, fish, mammals, cats, dogs."

To raise awareness about the python invasion, chefs in Miami have held several events with python on the menu along with other non-native species.

But current food safety regulations do not allow the invasive snakes captured in Florida to be slaughtered and processed regularly to be sold in restaurants.

As a result, Daniell's python meat is not local.

"I buy it frozen from a wholesaler who imports farmed python from Vietnam," the restaurateur explains.